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megman wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:31 am
Blast wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:30 am
megman wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men...... :lol:
Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"
We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll let you beleive that.
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Blast wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:35 am I'll let you beleive that.
I can think of one...
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Blast wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:35 am
megman wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:31 am
Blast wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:30 am
megman wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men...... :lol:
Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"
We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'll let you beleive that.
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megman wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:31 am
Blast wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:30 am
megman wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men...... :lol:
Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"
We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I wonder if any female has ever went to pick up a male prostitute only to find out he has a pussy.
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I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.
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JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:17 am I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.
You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year. :birdiedoublegreen:
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Blast wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:03 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:17 am I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.
You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year. :birdiedoublegreen:
Well at least SOMEONE is getting laid. Is this rubbing in the fact I thought I was gonna get a weekend full of sex and just got cuddled?
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JCW wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:36 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:03 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:17 am I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.
You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year. :birdiedoublegreen:
Well at least SOMEONE is getting laid. Is this rubbing in the fact I thought I was gonna get a weekend full of sex and just got cuddled?
Nope. Just thought I'd share with the married guys.
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Blast wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:03 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:17 am I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.
You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year. :birdiedoublegreen:
It's been almost a year with the lawyer now. In case anyone was wondering if the lawyer had slowed down on me yet; Nope. She's completely insatiable. I mean she'll be spent for an hour or 2 but then I get woke up with a hand on my cock and hearing her say "Oh, You're awake!"
Every room of her house, my apartment, my workshop, a pier in the middle of the night, the snowmobile, under the cabin's deck, her car a couple times, my old car while I was driving, and the list goes on.
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Blast wrote: Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:59 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2019 5:03 pm
JCW wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:17 am I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.
You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year. :birdiedoublegreen:
It's been almost a year with the lawyer now. In case anyone was wondering if the lawyer had slowed down on me yet; Nope. She's completely insatiable. I mean she'll be spent for an hour or 2 but then I get woke up with a hand on my cock and hearing her say "Oh, You're awake!"
Every room of her house, my apartment, my workshop, a pier in the middle of the night, the snowmobile, under the cabin's deck, her car a couple times, my old car while I was driving, and the list goes on.
Congrats. Glad things are good for you.
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does she make sammiches?
I blame Biker.
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Stapes wrote: Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:10 pm does she make sammiches?
Sure does
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I jinxed it. This is heading onto its last legs unless some things change.
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Blast wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 5:54 pm I jinxed it. This is heading onto its last legs unless some things change.
PM her #.

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Sounds like it's time to put it in her butt.
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DiverTexas wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:27 pm Sounds like it's time to put it in her butt.
This is more likely than not. I just have to hold on long enough to get the shop out of her garage.
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Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?
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Animal wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:47 pm Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?
I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.
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I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again.

That my friend, is the rub. Without realizing it that’s exactly what you found for yourself. It wadnt by chance.

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Blast wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:57 pm
Animal wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:47 pm Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?
I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.
well, always remember that this hasn't exactly been the best year for most people. There is a lot of stress going around because of the fucked up situations and even though it might not seem like it, its most all related in some way to this stupid pandemic. Everything is harder to do and law firms can be extremely stressful work environments, especially if income is down. All I am saying is that with the pandemic, the election, your new house, and now the holidays, its not the best time to question relationships.
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Animal wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:31 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:57 pm
Animal wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:47 pm Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?
I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.
well, always remember that this hasn't exactly been the best year for most people. There is a lot of stress going around because of the fucked up situations and even though it might not seem like it, its most all related in some way to this stupid pandemic. Everything is harder to do and law firms can be extremely stressful work environments, especially if income is down. All I am saying is that with the pandemic, the election, your new house, and now the holidays, its not the best time to question relationships.
I would be a fool to disagree with your assessment on this Animal, however I am starting to spot other behaviors that I am not a fan of. I'm not sure if it is stress related or that I am starting to see another side now that this has been going for a while. I'll definitely be doing post mortem on this one to see what I need to do to improve myself.
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Animal wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 7:31 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:57 pm
Animal wrote: Sun Dec 06, 2020 6:47 pm Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?
I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.
well, always remember that this hasn't exactly been the best year for most people. There is a lot of stress going around because of the fucked up situations and even though it might not seem like it, its most all related in some way to this stupid pandemic. Everything is harder to do and law firms can be extremely stressful work environments, especially if income is down. All I am saying is that with the pandemic, the election, your new house, and now the holidays, its not the best time to question relationships.

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Right, I post this then go over and she is totally relaxed and back to her self since she got the annual trust fund distribution. What a blowjob
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Blast wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:18 pm Right, I post this then go over and she is totally relaxed and back to her self since she got the annual trust fund distribution. What a blowjob
what kind of driving distance is there between her place and your new place you bought?
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Animal wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:23 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:18 pm Right, I post this then go over and she is totally relaxed and back to her self since she got the annual trust fund distribution. What a blowjob
what kind of driving distance is there between her place and your new place you bought?
15 minutes.
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