Blast's Dating misadventures

[Blast]

Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?

When they want real men.

You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men......

Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"

We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary.

I'll let you beleive that.

[JCW]

I'll let you beleive that.

I can think of one...

[megman]

Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?

When they want real men.

You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men......

Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"

We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary.

I'll let you beleive that.

*believe

[Geist]

Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?

When they want real men.

You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men......

Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"

We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary.

I wonder if any female has ever went to pick up a male prostitute only to find out he has a pussy.

[JCW]

I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.

[Blast]

I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.

You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year.

[JCW]

I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.

You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year.

Well at least SOMEONE is getting laid. Is this rubbing in the fact I thought I was gonna get a weekend full of sex and just got cuddled?

[Blast]

I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.

You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year.

Well at least SOMEONE is getting laid. Is this rubbing in the fact I thought I was gonna get a weekend full of sex and just got cuddled?

Nope. Just thought I'd share with the married guys.

[Blast]

I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.

You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year.

It's been almost a year with the lawyer now. In case anyone was wondering if the lawyer had slowed down on me yet; Nope. She's completely insatiable. I mean she'll be spent for an hour or 2 but then I get woke up with a hand on my cock and hearing her say "Oh, You're awake!"
Every room of her house, my apartment, my workshop, a pier in the middle of the night, the snowmobile, under the cabin's deck, her car a couple times, my old car while I was driving, and the list goes on.

[B-Tender]

I chuckled at the notion of women having to pay for sex.

You never know.

Just because I was curious and I know none of you were; I have gotten laid at least 4x as many times this year than I would on average when I was married. I know it won't last but it's been a fun year.

It's been almost a year with the lawyer now. In case anyone was wondering if the lawyer had slowed down on me yet; Nope. She's completely insatiable. I mean she'll be spent for an hour or 2 but then I get woke up with a hand on my cock and hearing her say "Oh, You're awake!"
Every room of her house, my apartment, my workshop, a pier in the middle of the night, the snowmobile, under the cabin's deck, her car a couple times, my old car while I was driving, and the list goes on.

Congrats. Glad things are good for you.

[Stapes]

does she make sammiches?

[Blast]

does she make sammiches?

Sure does

[Blast]

I jinxed it. This is heading onto its last legs unless some things change.

[Reservoir Dog]

I jinxed it. This is heading onto its last legs unless some things change.

PM her #.

Thanks.

[DiverTexas]

Sounds like it's time to put it in her butt.

[Blast]

Sounds like it's time to put it in her butt.

This is more likely than not. I just have to hold on long enough to get the shop out of her garage.

[Animal]

Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?

[Blast]

Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?

I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.

[Charliesheen]

I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again.

That my friend, is the rub. Without realizing it that’s exactly what you found for yourself. It wadnt by chance.

Getting snipped was my pathway to lays that didn’t want to worry about getting knocked up. And women who did, too.

[Animal]

Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?

I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.

well, always remember that this hasn't exactly been the best year for most people. There is a lot of stress going around because of the fucked up situations and even though it might not seem like it, its most all related in some way to this stupid pandemic. Everything is harder to do and law firms can be extremely stressful work environments, especially if income is down. All I am saying is that with the pandemic, the election, your new house, and now the holidays, its not the best time to question relationships.

[Blast]

Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?

I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.

well, always remember that this hasn't exactly been the best year for most people. There is a lot of stress going around because of the fucked up situations and even though it might not seem like it, its most all related in some way to this stupid pandemic. Everything is harder to do and law firms can be extremely stressful work environments, especially if income is down. All I am saying is that with the pandemic, the election, your new house, and now the holidays, its not the best time to question relationships.

I would be a fool to disagree with your assessment on this Animal, however I am starting to spot other behaviors that I am not a fan of. I'm not sure if it is stress related or that I am starting to see another side now that this has been going for a while. I'll definitely be doing post mortem on this one to see what I need to do to improve myself.

[Wut]

Have you asked yourself what type of things you might be at fault which have contributed to the demise of the relationship?

I have and there really isn't much I can do about it. I'm not getting married, I am not going to be a father to her kid, she already has one, I am not going to take care of her dog for her when she's working, I will put dishes away in the mornings before I leave for work on nights I stay there, I won't be made to feel guilty for putting adventure and fun over a spotless apartment, and I will not constantly run to someone's rescue. I had to rescue my ex all the damn time. I don't want that again. She has been stressed from her practice lately and that is spilling over, if she gets that under control this could still be saved but there are a lot of strikes against it. Thinking she's not thrilled with me buying my own place. She hasn't exactly been rushing to help me get stuff ready for it.

well, always remember that this hasn't exactly been the best year for most people. There is a lot of stress going around because of the fucked up situations and even though it might not seem like it, its most all related in some way to this stupid pandemic. Everything is harder to do and law firms can be extremely stressful work environments, especially if income is down. All I am saying is that with the pandemic, the election, your new house, and now the holidays, its not the best time to question relationships.

[Blast]

Right, I post this then go over and she is totally relaxed and back to her self since she got the annual trust fund distribution. What a blowjob

[Animal]

Right, I post this then go over and she is totally relaxed and back to her self since she got the annual trust fund distribution. What a blowjob

what kind of driving distance is there between her place and your new place you bought?

[Blast]

Right, I post this then go over and she is totally relaxed and back to her self since she got the annual trust fund distribution. What a blowjob

what kind of driving distance is there between her place and your new place you bought?

15 minutes.