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PimpDaddy wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:24 pm I banged one when I was 17 and within a week she pulled the "3. faked a pregnancy" scare on me. Showed up at my work, called my mother and said we were dating, etc. True redhead, aka psycho. She would be about 50 y/o today, but probably tell you she is 35. If it is her, good luck.
Wut wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:34 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:53 am Ok, odds I'm murdered by the ginger I've been porking?
We need more details to set the odds, has she:

1. Said "I love you;"
2. Posted pics of you on Facebook;
3. Faked a pregnancy;

Or has your cat disappeared?
If someone tries a fake pregnancy with me I'll laugh my ass off. Been snipped for almost 17 years now and never had a scare
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Blast wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:35 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:24 pm I banged one when I was 17 and within a week she pulled the "3. faked a pregnancy" scare on me. Showed up at my work, called my mother and said we were dating, etc. True redhead, aka psycho. She would be about 50 y/o today, but probably tell you she is 35. If it is her, good luck.
Wut wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:34 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:53 am Ok, odds I'm murdered by the ginger I've been porking?
We need more details to set the odds, has she:

1. Said "I love you;"
2. Posted pics of you on Facebook;
3. Faked a pregnancy;

Or has your cat disappeared?
If someone tries a fake pregnancy with me I'll laugh my ass off. Been snipped for almost 17 years now and never had a scare
I wore a condom and fucked her once. Didn't stop the crazy.
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I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
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Blast wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:08 pm I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
Is this the 51yo? Probably hasnt shaved since bush was a thing in the 80s.
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JCW wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:29 pm
Blast wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:08 pm I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
Is this the 51yo? Probably hasnt shaved since bush was a thing in the 80s.
Yeah it is, and it's a real possibility
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Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
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Blast wrote: Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:08 pm I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
I was feeling nostalgic a couple months ago and told Mrs CHEEZY I'd like the full bush back. It was fun seeing it grow and get to that point but it got old really quick. I'll take shaved or properly trimmed all day long.
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Blast wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:41 pm Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
Cheaper too.
wut?
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Blast wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:41 pm Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
Smaller dick?
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megman wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:52 pm
Blast wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:41 pm Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
Smaller dick?
Nah, my dick is the same size as always.
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The attorney apparently has some serious money in the family. I'm going to forget that she told me that though. I can honestly say that it doesn't bother me.
Anyway it seems like every woman I've dated just assumes I've got a line of women going around the corner and they each need to find a way to mark me as their territory.
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Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:01 pm they each need to find a way to mark me as their territory.
By leaving some stank on you?...
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:22 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:01 pm they each need to find a way to mark me as their territory.
By leaving some stank on you?...
Pretty much, or scratches, bites, marks, and clothing.
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Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
I blame Biker.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
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Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:01 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
I said real men, not Canadian men.
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Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:01 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
I said real men, not Canadian men.
You're right. Canadian men are so amazing the term "real men" is considered substandard.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:32 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:01 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
I said real men, not Canadian men.
You're right. Canadian men are so amazing the term "real men" is considered substandard.
Keep telling yourself that, you badass motherfucker
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Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men...... :lol:
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megman wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men...... :lol:
Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"
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Blast wrote: Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:30 am
megman wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men...... :lol:
Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"
We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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