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Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#26
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by Blast Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:35 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:24 pm
I banged one when I was 17 and within a week she pulled the "3. faked a pregnancy" scare on me. Showed up at my work, called my mother and said we were dating, etc. True redhead, aka psycho. She would be about 50 y/o today, but probably tell you she is 35. If it is her, good luck.
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:34 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:53 am
Ok, odds I'm murdered by the ginger I've been porking?
We need more details to set the odds, has she:
1. Said "I love you;"
2. Posted pics of you on Facebook;
3. Faked a pregnancy;
Or has your cat disappeared?
If someone tries a fake pregnancy with me I'll laugh my ass off. Been snipped for almost 17 years now and never had a scare
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
PimpDaddy
Flat and Bony Ass Lover
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#27
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by PimpDaddy Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:37 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:35 pm PimpDaddy wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:24 pm
I banged one when I was 17 and within a week she pulled the "3. faked a pregnancy" scare on me. Showed up at my work, called my mother and said we were dating, etc. True redhead, aka psycho. She would be about 50 y/o today, but probably tell you she is 35. If it is her, good luck.
Wut wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 29, 2019 2:34 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:53 am
Ok, odds I'm murdered by the ginger I've been porking?
We need more details to set the odds, has she:
1. Said "I love you;"
2. Posted pics of you on Facebook;
3. Faked a pregnancy;
Or has your cat disappeared?
If someone tries a fake pregnancy with me I'll laugh my ass off. Been snipped for almost 17 years now and never had a scare
I wore a condom and fucked her once. Didn't stop the crazy.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3996Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pmLocation: SOuth Central CheeseheadistanInterests: Boobs, metal, boobsOccupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#28
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by Blast Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:08 pm
I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
JCW
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 1332Joined: Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:57 am
#29
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by JCW Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:29 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:08 pm
I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
Is this the 51yo? Probably hasnt shaved since bush was a thing in the 80s.
FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑ Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:51 pm
The one thing you know is that I always liked you and I'm impressed with you. You deserve the best.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#30
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by Blast Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:14 am
JCW wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:29 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:08 pm
I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
Is this the 51yo? Probably hasnt shaved since bush was a thing in the 80s.
Yeah it is, and it's a real possibility
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#31
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by Blast Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:41 pm
Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
CHEEZY17
Loves Him Some Ass
Posts: 17443Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm
#32
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by CHEEZY17 Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:55 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Sat Aug 03, 2019 5:08 pm
I hadn't seen a full bush in over 20 years...
I was feeling nostalgic a couple months ago and told Mrs CHEEZY I'd like the full bush back. It was fun seeing it grow and get to that point but it got old really quick. I'll take shaved or properly trimmed all day long.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
Charliesheen
Snarky Fucker
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#33
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by Charliesheen Sun Aug 04, 2019 9:38 pm
My current is bald as a cue ball. Gets her beaver waxed every 3rd week. Havent spit out a pube in anger in months.
A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
Wut
Denmarkian Citizen
Posts: 5867Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pmLocation: On a rock
#34
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by Wut Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:00 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:41 pm
Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
Cheaper too.
wut?
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pmLocation: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole
#35
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by megman Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:52 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:41 pm
Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
Smaller dick?
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#36
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by Blast Mon Aug 05, 2019 12:03 am
megman wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 04, 2019 10:52 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Sun Aug 04, 2019 7:41 pm
Hey Wut, she's an attorney. This is so much more fun than the way my ex- wife's lawyer fucked me.
Smaller dick?
Nah, my dick is the same size as always.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#37
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by Blast Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:01 pm
The attorney apparently has some serious money in the family. I'm going to forget that she told me that though. I can honestly say that it doesn't bother me.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
QillerDaemon
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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#38
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by QillerDaemon Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:22 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:01 pm they each need to find a way to mark me as their territory.
By leaving some stank on you?...
If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
PimpDaddy
Flat and Bony Ass Lover
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#39
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by PimpDaddy Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:48 pm
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#40
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by Blast Thu Aug 15, 2019 4:32 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 2:22 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 1:01 pm they each need to find a way to mark me as their territory.
By leaving some stank on you?...
Pretty much, or scratches, bites, marks, and clothing.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Stapes
World's Only Blue Collar Guy
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#41
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by Stapes Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
I blame Biker.
megman
Nanook of the North
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#42
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by megman Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:59 pm
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
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#43
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by Reservoir Dog Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:01 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#44
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by Blast Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm
Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#45
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by Blast Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:01 pm Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
I said real men, not Canadian men.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
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#46
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by Reservoir Dog Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:32 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:28 pm Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:01 pm Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
I said real men, not Canadian men.
You're right. Canadian men are so amazing the term "real men" is considered substandard.
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 3996Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pmLocation: SOuth Central CheeseheadistanInterests: Boobs, metal, boobsOccupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith
#47
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by Blast Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:34 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:32 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:28 pm Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:01 pm Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
Gimme a minute while I type "Wisconsin" into my GPS.......
I said real men, not Canadian men.
You're right. Canadian men are so amazing the term "real men" is considered substandard.
Keep telling yourself that, you badass motherfucker
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
megman
Nanook of the North
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#48
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by megman Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm
Blast wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men......
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
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#49
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by Blast Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:30 am
megman wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men......
Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pmLocation: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole
#50
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by megman Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:31 am
Blast wrote: ↑ Fri Aug 16, 2019 12:30 am megman wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:40 pm Blast wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 11:23 pm Stapes wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Are things so bad in Wisconsin that the female doctors and lawyers are banging the junk yard guy?
When they want real men.
You know you're U.S. American when you have to distinguish yourself from fake men......
Because we're able to, as opposed to the Canadian "men"
We have no FAKE men up her so the distinction is not necessary.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
