(AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

All the news from the peanut gallery and where all the nasty trash talk fails miserably.
It can get NSFW-ish here: you have been warned!

Moderator: Animal

User avatar
Who
So much winning.
Posts: 5231
Joined: Thu Jan 17, 2019 2:33 am
Location: God's Waiting Room
Interests: Breasts
Occupation: Trigger Man

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#51

Post by Who »

Whackov wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 12:14 pm
Who wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 5:01 am
Whackov wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:52 am
Who wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 10:04 pm An old family recipe you’d like to share?

I’ll share a couple of polish food’s later
Do you have a good Pasty (Pastie) recipe?
That is more British and I have an intense dislike for rutabagas.

To the best of my knowledge I haven't intentionally ruined anyone's threads other than by making a comment in them.

That can change in a New York Minute though. That would be bad for every poster in this fine forum. All I ask is that you refrain from post shit, scat and various long cats and anything lemon party related.

If we can come to this agreement that would be super.


Hugs,
Who
What the hell are you talking about? I only asked about a recipe with no additional comments. Forgive my confusion on the original of Pasties.
Oh
A Legend In His Own Mind

All Posts Fair & Balanced
User avatar
PimpDaddy
Flat and Bony Ass Lover
Posts: 1195
Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:39 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#52

Post by PimpDaddy »

We pay a fortune for shitty ribs in the Northeast. We are told a $24 rack, previously frozen, covered in doctored store bought BBQ sauce is 'award winning' and the the best around. I went to a rib festival last year because my friend knows one of the ribbers. He buys his frozen ribs from Costco, lets them cook over night, adds some spices to a bucket of Costco BBQ sauce, and wins awards.

My point, we are better at lobster than BBQ.
WestTexasCrude

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#53

Post by WestTexasCrude »

Biker wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:23 pm Image
That menu looks pretty good. I just went out to dinner last week with another couple that insisted we drive 30 minutes away to go to a place they liked. (that's a long drive since everything is so close in NJ, to give you an example there are 7 Sushi restaurants within 10 minutes of my house).

Long story short, the food was poor at best and your menu looks much better than what the restaurant offered.
Lobster tail in Pecos, TX looks good to you?

That answers quite a bit actually
Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
User avatar
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#54

Post by megman »

WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:23 pm Image
That menu looks pretty good. I just went out to dinner last week with another couple that insisted we drive 30 minutes away to go to a place they liked. (that's a long drive since everything is so close in NJ, to give you an example there are 7 Sushi restaurants within 10 minutes of my house).

Long story short, the food was poor at best and your menu looks much better than what the restaurant offered.
Lobster tail in Pecos, TX looks good to you?

That answers quite a bit actually
Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
Your restaurant has a seafood section?
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14428
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#55

Post by Reservoir Dog »

WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
I don't think horse cock on a bed of kelp can be considered seafood.
User avatar
CaptQuint
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#56

Post by CaptQuint »

Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:06 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
I don't think horse cock on a bed of kelp can be considered seafood.
Hay, when he seesfood he eats it
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
WestTexasCrude

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#57

Post by WestTexasCrude »

megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:23 pm Image
That menu looks pretty good. I just went out to dinner last week with another couple that insisted we drive 30 minutes away to go to a place they liked. (that's a long drive since everything is so close in NJ, to give you an example there are 7 Sushi restaurants within 10 minutes of my house).

Long story short, the food was poor at best and your menu looks much better than what the restaurant offered.
Lobster tail in Pecos, TX looks good to you?

That answers quite a bit actually
Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
Your restaurant has a seafood section?
Right there on the right side. When you are 400-500 miles away from the ocean, you don't expect that the catch of the day from the boat will be on the heat source within 30 minutes of unloading. We have a statewide store here called HEB. They have an excellent seafood section.
User avatar
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#58

Post by megman »

WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:25 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:27 am
captquint wrote: Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:23 pm Image
That menu looks pretty good. I just went out to dinner last week with another couple that insisted we drive 30 minutes away to go to a place they liked. (that's a long drive since everything is so close in NJ, to give you an example there are 7 Sushi restaurants within 10 minutes of my house).

Long story short, the food was poor at best and your menu looks much better than what the restaurant offered.
Lobster tail in Pecos, TX looks good to you?

That answers quite a bit actually
Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
Your restaurant has a seafood section?
Right there on the right side. When you are 400-500 miles away from the ocean, you don't expect that the catch of the day from the boat will be on the heat source within 30 minutes of unloading. We have a statewide store here called HEB. They have an excellent seafood section.
I live in the middle of 600 lakes. I can go into my backyard and catch a bass or a trout.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
WestTexasCrude

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#59

Post by WestTexasCrude »

And I know for a couple of years, Animal was highly complimentary of my Baby-back ribs recipe.
WestTexasCrude

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#60

Post by WestTexasCrude »

megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:25 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:27 am That menu looks pretty good. I just went out to dinner last week with another couple that insisted we drive 30 minutes away to go to a place they liked. (that's a long drive since everything is so close in NJ, to give you an example there are 7 Sushi restaurants within 10 minutes of my house).

Long story short, the food was poor at best and your menu looks much better than what the restaurant offered.
Lobster tail in Pecos, TX looks good to you?

That answers quite a bit actually
Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
Your restaurant has a seafood section?
Right there on the right side. When you are 400-500 miles away from the ocean, you don't expect that the catch of the day from the boat will be on the heat source within 30 minutes of unloading. We have a statewide store here called HEB. They have an excellent seafood section.
I live in the middle of 600 lakes. I can go into my backyard and catch a bass or a trout.
Well, good for you. What's your point if any? And any chance of foundering in said lakes?
User avatar
CaptQuint
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#61

Post by CaptQuint »

megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:25 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:27 am That menu looks pretty good. I just went out to dinner last week with another couple that insisted we drive 30 minutes away to go to a place they liked. (that's a long drive since everything is so close in NJ, to give you an example there are 7 Sushi restaurants within 10 minutes of my house).

Long story short, the food was poor at best and your menu looks much better than what the restaurant offered.
Lobster tail in Pecos, TX looks good to you?

That answers quite a bit actually
Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
Your restaurant has a seafood section?
Right there on the right side. When you are 400-500 miles away from the ocean, you don't expect that the catch of the day from the boat will be on the heat source within 30 minutes of unloading. We have a statewide store here called HEB. They have an excellent seafood section.
I live in the middle of 600 lakes. I can go into my backyard and catch a bass or a trout.
WTC can go right in his backyard and buttrape an armadillo
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29458
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#62

Post by Animal »

i bet those imported jumbo frog legs from china get to experience the finest levels of sanitary travel conditions.
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14428
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#63

Post by Reservoir Dog »

captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:36 pm WTC can go right in his backyard and buttrape an armadillo
Again?
User avatar
CaptQuint
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#64

Post by CaptQuint »

Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:41 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:36 pm WTC can go right in his backyard and buttrape an armadillo
Again?
He's lonely and they are tough
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
WestTexasCrude

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#65

Post by WestTexasCrude »

Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:37 pm i bet those imported jumbo frog legs from china get to experience the finest levels of sanitary travel conditions.
I've never or will every eat that shit, but I did ask the owner about it once. Said he got it from a supplier in Louisiana.
User avatar
megman
Nanook of the North
Posts: 5702
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#66

Post by megman »

captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:36 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:25 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm
Biker wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 3:54 pm Lobster tail in Pecos, TX looks good to you?

That answers quite a bit actually
Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
Your restaurant has a seafood section?
Right there on the right side. When you are 400-500 miles away from the ocean, you don't expect that the catch of the day from the boat will be on the heat source within 30 minutes of unloading. We have a statewide store here called HEB. They have an excellent seafood section.
I live in the middle of 600 lakes. I can go into my backyard and catch a bass or a trout.
WTC can go right in his backyard and buttrape an armadillo
He uses Kraft BBQ sauce for lube.
MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
User avatar
CaptQuint
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#67

Post by CaptQuint »

megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:45 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:36 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:31 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:25 pm
megman wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 9:47 pm Dude, we a quality seafood section from HEB just around the corner (kinda), just like you do.
Your restaurant has a seafood section?
Right there on the right side. When you are 400-500 miles away from the ocean, you don't expect that the catch of the day from the boat will be on the heat source within 30 minutes of unloading. We have a statewide store here called HEB. They have an excellent seafood section.
I live in the middle of 600 lakes. I can go into my backyard and catch a bass or a trout.
WTC can go right in his backyard and buttrape an armadillo
He uses Kraft BBQ sauce for lube.
I bought a new bottle last Saturday and saw Kraft on the shelf, thought about our Texas friend and laughed. Ended up with a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29458
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#68

Post by Animal »

captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:50 pm I bought a new bottle last Saturday and saw Kraft on the shelf, thought about our Texas friend and laughed. Ended up with a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's
sweet baby ray's is kind of like a sore pecker. you can't beat it.
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 29458
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#69

Post by Animal »

WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:43 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:37 pm i bet those imported jumbo frog legs from china get to experience the finest levels of sanitary travel conditions.
I've never or will every eat that shit, but I did ask the owner about it once. Said he got it from a supplier in Louisiana.
oh. even better. a stopover in louisiana first before the drive to iraan. i wonder how many days go by from frog to plate.
WestTexasCrude

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#70

Post by WestTexasCrude »

Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:01 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:43 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:37 pm i bet those imported jumbo frog legs from china get to experience the finest levels of sanitary travel conditions.
I've never or will every eat that shit, but I did ask the owner about it once. Said he got it from a supplier in Louisiana.
oh. even better. a stopover in louisiana first before the drive to iraan. i wonder how many days go by from frog to plate.
Doesn't matter to me. Frozen the whole time, I'm sure.
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14428
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#71

Post by Reservoir Dog »

WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:43 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:37 pm i bet those imported jumbo frog legs from china get to experience the finest levels of sanitary travel conditions.
I've never or will every eat that shit, but I did ask the owner about it once. Said he got it from a supplier in Louisiana.
China supplies the supplier in Louisiana.
User avatar
CaptQuint
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#72

Post by CaptQuint »

Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:59 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:50 pm I bought a new bottle last Saturday and saw Kraft on the shelf, thought about our Texas friend and laughed. Ended up with a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's
sweet baby ray's is kind of like a sore pecker. you can't beat it.
It's only fifty cents more, kraft needs to know it's place
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
WestTexasCrude

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#73

Post by WestTexasCrude »

Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:59 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:50 pm I bought a new bottle last Saturday and saw Kraft on the shelf, thought about our Texas friend and laughed. Ended up with a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's
sweet baby ray's is kind of like a sore pecker. you can't beat it.
So, you and CQ are now swapping gay food metaphor? How appropriate.
User avatar
Reservoir Dog
Ricky
Posts: 14428
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:32 pm
Location: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#74

Post by Reservoir Dog »

Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:59 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:50 pm I bought a new bottle last Saturday and saw Kraft on the shelf, thought about our Texas friend and laughed. Ended up with a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's
sweet baby ray's is kind of like a sore pecker. you can't beat it.
Hold my beer ......
User avatar
CaptQuint
Christ, get a life already!
Posts: 30361
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:18 pm

Re: (AST) Do you have a special dinner you love to prepare?

#75

Post by CaptQuint »

WestTexasCrude wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 11:07 pm
Flumper wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:59 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Feb 06, 2019 10:50 pm I bought a new bottle last Saturday and saw Kraft on the shelf, thought about our Texas friend and laughed. Ended up with a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's
sweet baby ray's is kind of like a sore pecker. you can't beat it.
So, you and CQ are now swapping gay food metaphor? How appropriate.
That's right sweetie
Any damn fool can navigate the world sober. It takes a really good sailor to do it drunk
Post Reply