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You go on all the time about your Latina wife and your extended Latina family. But I don't recall having ever heard you talk about having any kids.

Do you have dead sperm? Is your sperm too stupid to swim? Was your wife's vagina wrecked by Salvadorian Guerrilla solders? Does your wife have a penis?

Please be honest. These are very important questions.
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All good questions.

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Latina wife is really Roberto Duran in a dress, two underdeveloped penises equals no kids
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deadpetals wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:53 pm Stop it. Is this shit really the content you bring to the table? Goddamn.
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deadpetals wrote: Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:53 pm Stop it. Is this shit really the content you bring to the table? Goddamn.
No shit. So, about this Pampa, Tx club dancing visit you mentioned? Please tell us more. A lot more.
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ThirdRail wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:58 am Image

Mr. & Mrs. FSF and their little nuggets
Do they celebrate Christmas in 3rd world countries?
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 3:52 pm
ThirdRail wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 12:58 am Image

Mr. & Mrs. FSF and their little nuggets
Do they celebrate Christmas in 3rd world countries?
Since when did being racist become funny? :roll:
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That was an honest question. Also, since when is '3rd world' a race?
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:17 pm That was an honest question. Also, since when is '3rd world' a race?
Yes, I'll be honest Pimp, you were just taking some disparaging cartoon portraying me & my wife & like a cunt you replied to it and talked more stupid shit. Is that not the truth? Try not to be a scumbag.
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FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
You know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
You know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401k

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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401k

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PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
You know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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He's just repeating himself now


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FSF, you never answered my questions. It's OK if you don't know the answers.

Also, I never said I was better than anyone. What I said was true. I have very little experience with the poor. Donating to the local Soup Kitchen and Salvation Army buckets does not qualify me as an expert. I am certainly not rich, so I can't brag about that, either.

Lastly, are you close to your side of the family? Do they know you think they are assholes? Do your parents know how little you think of them, after they raised you and (I am guessing) gave you a nice upbringing? Are you sad you don't respect them for that? When is the last time you thanked them?
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:13 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
You know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401k

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401k

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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:17 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401k

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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:50 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:17 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!

But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401k

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captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:53 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:50 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:17 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pm
captquint wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pm
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm a lot to be proud of.

My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.

HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401k

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It means that I know a great deal about internal combustion engines.
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