A couple of VERY important questions for FSF.
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A couple of VERY important questions for FSF.
You go on all the time about your Latina wife and your extended Latina family. But I don't recall having ever heard you talk about having any kids.
Do you have dead sperm? Is your sperm too stupid to swim? Was your wife's vagina wrecked by Salvadorian Guerrilla solders? Does your wife have a penis?
Please be honest. These are very important questions.
Do you have dead sperm? Is your sperm too stupid to swim? Was your wife's vagina wrecked by Salvadorian Guerrilla solders? Does your wife have a penis?
Please be honest. These are very important questions.
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All good questions.
I'm betting the house on "too stupid to swim."
I'm betting the house on "too stupid to swim."
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Re: A couple of VERY important questions for FSF.
Come on kids quit picking on Sybil
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Latina wife is really Roberto Duran in a dress, two underdeveloped penises equals no kids
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Re: A couple of VERY important questions for FSF.
I’m taking the fifth. The answer will only disappoint you.deadpetals wrote: ↑Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:53 pm Stop it. Is this shit really the content you bring to the table? Goddamn.
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Re: A couple of VERY important questions for FSF.
No shit. So, about this Pampa, Tx club dancing visit you mentioned? Please tell us more. A lot more.deadpetals wrote: ↑Tue Jan 22, 2019 11:53 pm Stop it. Is this shit really the content you bring to the table? Goddamn.
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That was an honest question. Also, since when is '3rd world' a race?
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Yes, I'll be honest Pimp, you were just taking some disparaging cartoon portraying me & my wife & like a cunt you replied to it and talked more stupid shit. Is that not the truth? Try not to be a scumbag.
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FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
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You know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pmYou know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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HA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401kFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pma lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
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Re: A couple of VERY important questions for FSF.
Quint, you're going to get docked pay if you don't start kangarooing some more wire. Now get back to work boy.captquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pmHA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401kFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pma lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
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You know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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He's just repeating himself now





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Re: A couple of VERY important questions for FSF.
FSF, you never answered my questions. It's OK if you don't know the answers.
Also, I never said I was better than anyone. What I said was true. I have very little experience with the poor. Donating to the local Soup Kitchen and Salvation Army buckets does not qualify me as an expert. I am certainly not rich, so I can't brag about that, either.
Lastly, are you close to your side of the family? Do they know you think they are assholes? Do your parents know how little you think of them, after they raised you and (I am guessing) gave you a nice upbringing? Are you sad you don't respect them for that? When is the last time you thanked them?
Also, I never said I was better than anyone. What I said was true. I have very little experience with the poor. Donating to the local Soup Kitchen and Salvation Army buckets does not qualify me as an expert. I am certainly not rich, so I can't brag about that, either.
Lastly, are you close to your side of the family? Do they know you think they are assholes? Do your parents know how little you think of them, after they raised you and (I am guessing) gave you a nice upbringing? Are you sad you don't respect them for that? When is the last time you thanked them?
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. That about said it all.FreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:13 pmYou know what the funny thing is Pimp? The happiest and nicest people I've ever met are poor and come from 3rd world countries. My wife's family is the perfect example of it. They're all good, hard working people that have a lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
They think that if they drive a car that costs just a bit more than what an average person can afford or if they own a slightly bigger home that that will make them happy, but in reality they're sad and lonely with no real purpose in life. Materialism is for the sad, like you.
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For the record, I went to college and have my degree.captquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pmHA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401kFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pma lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
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What in?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pmFor the record, I went to college and have my degree.captquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pmHA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401kFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pma lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
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Motive Power Engineeringcaptquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:17 pmWhat in?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pmFor the record, I went to college and have my degree.captquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pmHA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401kFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pma lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
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wow, don't even know what that isReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:50 pmMotive Power Engineeringcaptquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:17 pmWhat in?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pmFor the record, I went to college and have my degree.captquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pmHA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401kFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pma lot to be proud of.PimpDaddy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:32 pm FSF, do you visit those countries? You have so much money, I bet you could do a lot of good there. YOU could be their Santa Claus!
But really, your wife slept in a barrel. Do they celebrate xmas there? What is there to be thankful for? Shit-corn? I have never seen poverty up close. Most I have seen is when I vacation and have to drive through a poor village in order to get to my all-inclusive resort. I have no idea what they believe in, their culture, etc. I just get pissed if I don't have a dry towel when I come back from the pool bar, or I have to wait an extra 10 minutes before they open the all you can eat buffet so I can eat 1/2 plates of food and someone takes them away so I can get another.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
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It means that I know a great deal about internal combustion engines.captquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:53 pmwow, don't even know what that isReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:50 pmMotive Power Engineeringcaptquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:17 pmWhat in?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:10 pmFor the record, I went to college and have my degree.captquint wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:54 pmHA, loser lineman didn't go to college, I have a 401kFreakShowFanatic wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 4:43 pm a lot to be proud of.
My side of the family? Well, they're more like you. They have this attitude that they are superior to everyone because they have a little bit of money and they take much more than they give.
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