Hurricane Dorian

[Wut]

Why not leave now?

That's a good question. One thing is that people who evacuate usually wind up in even worse situations and then aren't allowed back to their houses for weeks...….so its a gamble. I could boogie to Jersey and stay with friends but I'd like to see what God has in store.

Here's what you're in for while you decide what to do:

[Stapes]

You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

As the crow flies probably not even 3 miles. there is a barrier island and intercoastal waterway between me and the ocean.

So, let me get this right. You and the wifey decided you wanted to move from NJ (?) to some place warmer. Looked all over the maps. She decided that flaccid dick state pointed toward Cuba looked good. You agreed and asked her where. She said as close the east shore as possible ( You know where the Hurricanes slam like a bullseyes every few years for 100,000 years). I'm guessing the real estate agent left with a smirk after that closing.

No you desert dweller...lol My brother and most importantly my elderly mother have been down here for 20 years and now that she is not getting any younger I wanted to be closer to help if needed. In all honesty......I don't LOVE Florida. I may not stay here forever hence my mobile acquisition. I bought this place fully furnished for 25,000 and only pay a monthly lot fee. If I eventually want to leave I don't think I will take much of a hit.

[WestTexasCrude]

You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

As the crow flies probably not even 3 miles. there is a barrier island and intercoastal waterway between me and the ocean.

So, let me get this right. You and the wifey decided you wanted to move from NJ (?) to some place warmer. Looked all over the maps. She decided that flaccid dick state pointed toward Cuba looked good. You agreed and asked her where. She said as close the east shore as possible ( You know where the Hurricanes slam like a bullseyes every few years for 100,000 years). I'm guessing the real estate agent left with a smirk after that closing.

No you desert dweller...lol My brother and most importantly my elderly mother have been down here for 20 years and now that she is not getting any younger I wanted to be closer to help if needed. In all honesty......I don't LOVE Florida. I may not stay here forever hence my mobile acquisition. I bought this place fully furnished for 25,000 and only pay a monthly lot fee. If I eventually want to leave I don't think I will take much of a hit.

I was just joking, Dude. Hope you and your family make it out OK. Don't jump the gun just yet. It's 4 days out and the path can change pretty quick.

[Stapes]

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

As the crow flies probably not even 3 miles. there is a barrier island and intercoastal waterway between me and the ocean.

So, let me get this right. You and the wifey decided you wanted to move from NJ (?) to some place warmer. Looked all over the maps. She decided that flaccid dick state pointed toward Cuba looked good. You agreed and asked her where. She said as close the east shore as possible ( You know where the Hurricanes slam like a bullseyes every few years for 100,000 years). I'm guessing the real estate agent left with a smirk after that closing.

No you desert dweller...lol My brother and most importantly my elderly mother have been down here for 20 years and now that she is not getting any younger I wanted to be closer to help if needed. In all honesty......I don't LOVE Florida. I may not stay here forever hence my mobile acquisition. I bought this place fully furnished for 25,000 and only pay a monthly lot fee. If I eventually want to leave I don't think I will take much of a hit.

I was just joking, Dude. Hope you and your family make it out OK. Don't jump the gun just yet. It's 4 days out and the path can change pretty quick.

lol....I know your joking. I'm from New Jersey...we aren't sensitive....lol They have shelters.....if it's going to look like a direct hit.....I'm out of here.

[WestTexasCrude]

So, how far from the coast do you live?

As the crow flies probably not even 3 miles. there is a barrier island and intercoastal waterway between me and the ocean.

So, let me get this right. You and the wifey decided you wanted to move from NJ (?) to some place warmer. Looked all over the maps. She decided that flaccid dick state pointed toward Cuba looked good. You agreed and asked her where. She said as close the east shore as possible ( You know where the Hurricanes slam like a bullseyes every few years for 100,000 years). I'm guessing the real estate agent left with a smirk after that closing.

No you desert dweller...lol My brother and most importantly my elderly mother have been down here for 20 years and now that she is not getting any younger I wanted to be closer to help if needed. In all honesty......I don't LOVE Florida. I may not stay here forever hence my mobile acquisition. I bought this place fully furnished for 25,000 and only pay a monthly lot fee. If I eventually want to leave I don't think I will take much of a hit.

I was just joking, Dude. Hope you and your family make it out OK. Don't jump the gun just yet. It's 4 days out and the path can change pretty quick.

lol....I know your joking. I'm from New Jersey...we aren't sensitive....lol They have shelters.....if it's going to look like a direct hit.....I'm out of here.

Spot on. I'm sure you've noticed in FL and everywhere else the hurricane evacuation routes. Close one side of the Interstate to evacuate millions. My suggestion is monitor the path closely, you can evacuate pretty damn fast. Unsaid, if it looks like a direct hit near you, book a motel room for 1-2 weeks ( Power outage at home) deep some place like N Georgia.

[CaptQuint]

Good thing we have a hurricane evacuation expert here on UJ. WTC has experienced so many hurricanes we all better pay attention.

[Blast]

I moved last year from the Jersey Shore to Port St Lucie Florida. Hurricane models keep consistently having this thing come ashore at Category 4 right into my front door.

I have about a weeks worth of canned food and water but I don't know how I could last 2 days without electricity in 90 plus heat down here.

I'm in an over 55 mobile park. What do you think the over under is on my survival?

I do not own a record player.

What kind if car did you drive? Does it have a roof rack?

[Blast]

Seriously guys, take care, we don't have enough sane members to lose to anything other than majestic "HOLD MY BEER!" moments.

[peterosehaircut]

Seriously guys, take care, we don't have enough sane members to lose to anything other than majestic "HOLD MY BEER!" moments.

S Murph is dead yet he still posts here

[Blast]

Seriously guys, take care, we don't have enough sane members to lose to anything other than majestic "HOLD MY BEER!" moments.

S Murph is dead yet he still posts here

And today is his birthday!


Birthdays

Congratulations to: s.murph (67)

Still have my doubts about it being him but hope he lives through it.

[beagleboy]

So... you moved from New Jersey to a trailer park in an area of Florida that gets 2 or 3 hurricanes every year?
I want some of what you've been smoking!

I think it's generally recognized that poor people tend to make the best choices in life.

[VinceBordenIII]

I moved last year from the Jersey Shore to Port St Lucie Florida. Hurricane models keep consistently having this thing come ashore at Category 4 right into my front door.

I have about a weeks worth of canned food and water but I don't know how I could last 2 days without electricity in 90 plus heat down here.

I'm in an over 55 mobile park. What do you think the over under is on my survival?

I do not own a record player.

You’re like smurph, reincarnated.

[PimpDaddy]

Dibs on the Glock. If you are not going to GTFO, at least grab a beer for the show!

[Stapes]

I moved last year from the Jersey Shore to Port St Lucie Florida. Hurricane models keep consistently having this thing come ashore at Category 4 right into my front door.

I have about a weeks worth of canned food and water but I don't know how I could last 2 days without electricity in 90 plus heat down here.

I'm in an over 55 mobile park. What do you think the over under is on my survival?

I do not own a record player.

You’re like smurph, reincarnated.

I've never stepped into a Cheddar's.

[Animal]

I bought this place fully furnished for 25,000 and only pay a monthly lot fee. If I eventually want to leave I don't think I will take much of a hit.

On a deal like that, I'm surprised there is any kind of a downside. If it turns out the storm does come your way, sit outside and film your trailer house. Later you (or one of your heirs) can watch it in reverse and it will be like watching it being built in really fast motion.

[WestTexasCrude]

I moved last year from the Jersey Shore to Port St Lucie Florida. Hurricane models keep consistently having this thing come ashore at Category 4 right into my front door.

I have about a weeks worth of canned food and water but I don't know how I could last 2 days without electricity in 90 plus heat down here.

I'm in an over 55 mobile park. What do you think the over under is on my survival?

I do not own a record player.

You’re like smurph, reincarnated.

I've never stepped into a Cheddar's.

I'm not sure where exactly you live on the coast, but 24 hours since you started this thread, looks like it may hit more south. Around Palm Springs, maybe.

[WestTexasCrude]

Don't worry, the prez is gonna nuke that windstorm

Barring the fact that he never said that, I guess our granite head Pa idiot doesn't realize that this idea was suggested and studied in earnest almost 3/4 century ago. It was suggested by probably the greatest scientific mind that has ever been made a US citizen (Legend- kudos to Einstein). Edwin Teller- Father of the H-bomb. I guess throwing out simple minded posts ignorant of History is the easy way to go when your lack of knowledge is so apparent.

[Stapes]

There is no doubt in my mind President Puddin Head said it. It's just the kind of pseudo-science garbage that would come out of his mouth.

[Wut]

Don't worry, the prez is gonna nuke that windstorm

Barring the fact that he never said that, I guess our granite head Pa idiot doesn't realize that this idea was suggested and studied in earnest almost 3/4 century ago. It was suggested by probably the greatest scientific mind that has ever been made a US citizen (Legend- kudos to Einstein). Edwin Teller- Father of the H-bomb. I guess throwing out simple minded posts ignorant of History is the easy way to go when your lack of knowledge is so apparent.

I guess they never did it because they figured out it was a stupid idea, and with the knowledge of radiation and weather and storm patterns today, everyone with an intellect above fifth grade knows that.

[kwebber]

Don't worry, the prez is gonna nuke that windstorm

Barring the fact that he never said that, I guess our granite head Pa idiot doesn't realize that this idea was suggested and studied in earnest almost 3/4 century ago. It was suggested by probably the greatest scientific mind that has ever been made a US citizen (Legend- kudos to Einstein). Edwin Teller- Father of the H-bomb. I guess throwing out simple minded posts ignorant of History is the easy way to go when your lack of knowledge is so apparent.

You are a stupid old fox news watching retard, exactly like your president. I have absolutely no doubt that the fucking retard said that. After he is out of office, whenever that happens, a freedom of information request will prove that fucking moron said it. The fact that you can't see, or won't admit how fucking stupid trump is, just goes to show that you are either in denial, or as brain dead a fucking idiot as he is, or both.

According to International Spy Museum historian Vince Houghton, whose book Nuking the Moon details wacky military and intelligence schemes, an American meteorologist named Jack Reed, one of the nation’s earliest hurricane hunters, appears to be the first to seriously consider bombing a hurricane. His calculations held that maybe one or two 20-megaton bombs might be able to deflect a hurricane from land. He called for a test of the theory, but found it embraced by precisely zero policymakers. Frustrated, Reed declared his idea dead simply because it was “politically incorrect.”

As the understanding that the problem of radiation was not “merely one of detail” grew, strict parameters grew up around the atmospheric testing of nuclear weapons. Soon, ideas like that which Trump has evidently suggested were cast to the fringes of scientific thinking; Reed’s idea would actually now be prohibited under international law by the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty.

Is it dead just because the Lieberals declared it politically incorrect, Westtexasdunningkrugereffect?

[WestTexasCrude]

[quote=Stapes post_id=46994 time=1567197265 user_id=54]
There is no doubt in my mind President Puddin Head said it. It's just the kind of pseudo-science garbage that would come out of his mouth.
[/quotcombats troops e]
Yeah, we remember. Don't trust this psycho with the nuclear codes- fact/ drawing all our combat troops down to nothing in Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan ending 20 years of BS "nation building". Has suggested the Nuclear Powers meet and eliminate all Nuclear bombs not needed for defense (the fiend). Withdrew from the 1980's era Middle- Long rang missile treaty with the Russians because they were breaking it. Supported by every expert worldwide. And Boom, not weeks ago, the Russian entire program was exposed. Developing a missile system capable of reaching anywhere on Earth using a nuclear plant and it blew up killing their top 5 scientists and spreading radiation in the worst Nuclear accident since Chernobyl. Yeah, puddin head is sure stupid.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Why not leave now?

That's a good question. One thing is that people who evacuate usually wind up in even worse situations and then aren't allowed back to their houses for weeks...….so its a gamble. I could boogie to Jersey and stay with friends but I'd like to see what God has in store.

I have a house that I'm currently renting out in Fort Meade FL that's right on track to be clobbered based on the forecast. The difference is that it's a block cement ranch and it's right in the center of Florida & not close to the coast. In 2004 it got nailed by Hurricane Charlie but I only lost the shed and a car that got squashed by the two live oaks on the property.

Now that the oaks are gone I haven't bothered getting costly insurance as it would eat into my rental profit. I like to gamble though, so we'll see how it makes out after this storm. If the house just needs a new roof it's still worth not getting insurance, because insurance is like 2500 a year and we've already gone 15 years without insurance, a new roof is around 5000, you do the math.

[WestTexasCrude]

Don't worry, the prez is gonna nuke that windstorm

Barring the fact that he never said that, I guess our granite head Pa idiot doesn't realize that this idea was suggested and studied in earnest almost 3/4 century ago. It was suggested by probably the greatest scientific mind that has ever been made a US citizen (Legend- kudos to Einstein). Edwin Teller- Father of the H-bomb. I guess throwing out simple minded posts ignorant of History is the easy way to go when your lack of knowledge is so apparent.

I guess they never did it because they figured out it was a stupid idea, and with the knowledge of radiation and weather and storm patterns today, everyone with an intellect above fifth grade knows that.

Yeah, the 1950's was a crazy time on trying to figure out how use it. Eisenhower's "Atoms for Peace" is infamous. Hell, the Iranian nuclear program today is still based on the reactor we donated to the Shah back in the 1960's

[Wut]

There is no doubt in my mind President Puddin Head said it. It's just the kind of pseudo-science garbage that would come out of his mouth.
[/quotcombats troops e]
Yeah, we remember. Don't trust this psycho with the nuclear codes- fact/ drawing all our combat troops down to nothing in Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan ending 20 years of BS "nation building". Has suggested the Nuclear Powers meet and eliminate all Nuclear bombs not needed for defense (the fiend). Withdrew from the 1980's era Middle- Long rang missile treaty with the Russians because they were breaking it. Supported by every expert worldwide. And Boom, not weeks ago, the Russian entire program was exposed. Developing a missile system capable of reaching anywhere on Earth using a nuclear plant and it blew up killing their top 5 scientists and spreading radiation in the worst Nuclear accident since Chernobyl. Yeah, puddin head is sure stupid.

TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING POLITICS THREADS;!!!!!!!?!!!!;;!!!!!!

[WestTexasCrude]

OK, normal UJR crap. How did we go from Hurricane to Trump? Oh, right. Never mind. We already know.