A Big Tree

All the news from the peanut gallery and where all the nasty trash talk fails miserably.
It can get NSFW-ish here: you have been warned!

If you want to become a new member of our board, please read the announcement topic at the top of the list!
Otherwise your new account will be banned and later deleted. You -do- want to be a new member, don't you?...

Moderator: Animal

User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

A Big Tree

#1

Post by disco.moon »

Today I ventured out to my girls place in PA. She's the one who beat cancer few years back and we explore. This is the furthest I've made it from my house in 37 days. I only had the energy to go see this big tree she went on and on about. 10/10 would visit this tree again. Thanks for looking. Also some baby birds.

sorry there's no boobs.

Trees
User avatar
Blast
Blast-A-Ho
Posts: 4005
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:45 pm
Location: SOuth Central Cheeseheadistan
Interests: Boobs, metal, boobs
Occupation: Shit lord, Blacksmith, bladesmith, Swordsmith

Re: A Big Tree

#2

Post by Blast »

Are you sure they weren't some kind of tits? I'm glad to hear you're moving. Take the time you need though.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Loves Him Some Ass
Posts: 17560
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#3

Post by CHEEZY17 »

disco.moon wrote: Sat May 02, 2026 10:20 pm
sorry there's no boobs.

Trees
No worries. Fixed it for you.

Image
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 14993
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#4

Post by Biker »

Pretty tree. Poplar tree?

Image
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#5

Post by disco.moon »

CHEEZY17 wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 1:15 pm
disco.moon wrote: Sat May 02, 2026 10:20 pm
sorry there's no boobs.

Trees
No worries. Fixed it for you.

Image
I looked around some not safer work read it subs but I was like meh.
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#6

Post by disco.moon »

Biker wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 2:28 pm Pretty tree. Poplar tree?

Image
I'm not sure what kind of tree it is. I was discussing with the same friend the other day that I have never seen a real Palm tree. I've never been anywhere tropical. I've only been to Jacksonville, Florida and I don't think I saw any palm trees there.
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#7

Post by disco.moon »

Blast wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 12:13 pm Are you sure they weren't some kind of tits? I'm glad to hear you're moving. Take the time you need though.
It took every ounce of energy I had to get out there it was like an hour drive and then she and I spent maybe an hour together and an hour back and I've been asleep since then. I honestly just feel like I'm on a different planet. Everything feels surreal.
User avatar
Homebrew
Most Valuable Poster
Posts: 3791
Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:20 pm
Location: Stirring the mashtun

Re: A Big Tree

#8

Post by Homebrew »

disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 4:20 pm
Blast wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 12:13 pm Are you sure they weren't some kind of tits? I'm glad to hear you're moving. Take the time you need though.
It took every ounce of energy I had to get out there it was like an hour drive and then she and I spent maybe an hour together and an hour back and I've been asleep since then. I honestly just feel like I'm on a different planet. Everything feels surreal.
Image
What if it was one guy with six guns?
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 14993
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#9

Post by Biker »

disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 4:20 pm
Biker wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 2:28 pm Pretty tree. Poplar tree?

Image
I was discussing with the same friend the other day that I have never seen a real Palm tree.
I have to have palm trees in my life. Something about the, just soothes the soul
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#10

Post by disco.moon »

Biker wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 9:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 4:20 pm
Biker wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 2:28 pm Pretty tree. Poplar tree?

Image
I was discussing with the same friend the other day that I have never seen a real Palm tree.
I have to have palm trees in my life. Something about the, just soothes the soul
Maybe I'll go somewhere tropical after Ireland in October.
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 14993
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#11

Post by Biker »

disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 9:23 pm
Biker wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 9:11 pm
disco.moon wrote: Mon May 04, 2026 4:20 pm
Biker wrote: Sun May 03, 2026 2:28 pm Pretty tree. Poplar tree?

Image
I was discussing with the same friend the other day that I have never seen a real Palm tree.
I have to have palm trees in my life. Something about the, just soothes the soul
Maybe I'll go somewhere tropical after Ireland in October.
Nice! We’re headed there in August. I remember the pics you posted the last time you went
User avatar
nerd_alert
Knows the name of every naked chick
Posts: 1256
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:04 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#12

Post by nerd_alert »

disco.moon wrote: Sat May 02, 2026 10:20 pm Today I ventured out to my girls place in PA. She's the one who beat cancer few years back and we explore. This is the furthest I've made it from my house in 37 days. I only had the energy to go see this big tree she went on and on about. 10/10 would visit this tree again. Thanks for looking. Also some baby birds.

sorry there's no boobs.

Trees
let us know if you find lady trees.

Image
User avatar
Homebrew
Most Valuable Poster
Posts: 3791
Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2019 7:20 pm
Location: Stirring the mashtun

Re: A Big Tree

#13

Post by Homebrew »

Image

Sycamore Gap, Hadrian’s Wall, Northumberland, England.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
User avatar
Degas
Forum God
Posts: 252
Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:22 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#14

Post by Degas »

Not anymore, two assholes cut it down last year, happily they got banged up for vandalism.
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 30210
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#15

Post by Animal »

Degas wrote: Tue May 12, 2026 2:17 pm Not anymore, two assholes cut it down last year, happily they got banged up for vandalism.
i was thinking that was the tree that those two jerk offs cut down about a year ago. I seem to remember it was a sycamore tree that was like 200 years old.
User avatar
Biker
Official UJR Russian Asset
Posts: 14993
Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:22 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#16

Post by Biker »

Degas wrote: Tue May 12, 2026 2:17 pm Not anymore, two assholes cut it down last year, happily they got banged up for vandalism.
Yeah, I remember that. Fucking cunts
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#17

Post by disco.moon »

I know this may come as a surprise, but when I read about those cunts that cut down that tree it made me cry. What sucks is my favorite tree will be difficult to photograph now because I used to always photograph it from the passenger seat, when my man was driving. All of the shots I took were from the passenger seat.

He knew like eight different ways to get one place. I was with some referred to as passenger princess so I had to go to his parents for Mother's Day and I was irritated as fuck that it put me on a highway because he would have taken a lovely back road and I didn't know how to get there!
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#18

Post by disco.moon »



like these trees in and local Cemetery from the passenger seat of the C'rolls Royce LOL
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#19

Post by disco.moon »

I mean it would be cool if you guys see some trees and just post them up here. It could be like satisfying a phallic desire that I know lies within all of you somewhere.
User avatar
peterosehaircut
No life apart from this stupid forum board
Posts: 2062
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 4:30 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#20

Post by peterosehaircut »

disco.moon wrote: Thu May 14, 2026 1:52 am I mean it would be cool if you guys see some trees and just post them up here. It could be like satisfying a phallic desire that I know lies within all of you somewhere.
I'll post a few trees i have on my property tomorrow.
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#21

Post by disco.moon »

<3
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Loves Him Some Ass
Posts: 17560
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#22

Post by CHEEZY17 »

It doesn't really fit the mood of the thread but I have a tree in my back yard that over the course of the past 20 years has just begun to lean too much. It's at about a 50 degree angle and it is no tiny shrub. If it falls it will take out a corner of the neighbors house. Our yards back up to a field so we get the full brunt of the wind which is partly why it's grown so cock-eyed. I don't want to see that happen as in the spring and fall 60 MPH gusts are not uncommon.
I've already gotten a few estimates to have it removed. It should be gone in a week or two.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
Animal
The Great Pretender
Posts: 30210
Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#23

Post by Animal »

CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu May 14, 2026 12:28 pm It doesn't really fit the mood of the thread but I have a tree in my back yard that over the course of the past 20 years has just begun to lean too much. It's at about a 50 degree angle and it is no tiny shrub. If it falls it will take out a corner of the neighbors house. Our yards back up to a field so we get the full brunt of the wind which is partly why it's grown so cock-eyed. I don't want to see that happen as in the spring and fall 60 MPH gusts are not uncommon.
I've already gotten a few estimates to have it removed. It should be gone in a week or two.
I absolutely think its appropriate that you post a picture of the tree that you have sentenced to death because its geometry doesn't fit your perception of what is acceptable to live. Let's see the dead tree leaning.
User avatar
CHEEZY17
Loves Him Some Ass
Posts: 17560
Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#24

Post by CHEEZY17 »

Animal wrote: Thu May 14, 2026 12:44 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Thu May 14, 2026 12:28 pm It doesn't really fit the mood of the thread but I have a tree in my back yard that over the course of the past 20 years has just begun to lean too much. It's at about a 50 degree angle and it is no tiny shrub. If it falls it will take out a corner of the neighbors house. Our yards back up to a field so we get the full brunt of the wind which is partly why it's grown so cock-eyed. I don't want to see that happen as in the spring and fall 60 MPH gusts are not uncommon.
I've already gotten a few estimates to have it removed. It should be gone in a week or two.
I absolutely think its appropriate that you post a picture of the tree that you have sentenced to death because its geometry doesn't fit your perception of what is acceptable to live. Let's see the dead tree leaning.
Oh, it could live there is no doubt about that. It's still a healthy tree.
The location of our stretch of the subdivision basically puts our back yards up to an empty field. On windy days we get a wind tunnel effect that has already pushed over numerous trees. 10 years ago the tree wasn't that bad; maybe an 80 degree lean. Over the course of the years though as the tree has grown and captured more of those wind gusts the wind has pushed it enough to where it is noticeably angled (50-ish degrees)and looming over the corner of the neighbors house. If it weren't a threat to the neighbors house and further down the property I would leave it alone.

This is not it but it helps paint a picture. Think the same angle but much taller. I'd guess about 30 feet tall.

Image
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
User avatar
disco.moon
Simply Exhausting
Posts: 3326
Joined: Tue Nov 17, 2020 8:11 pm

Re: A Big Tree

#25

Post by disco.moon »

Whoa!! There's a whole subreddit called r/treelaw regarding stuff like that!

This is a big Beauty I take pictures of all the time. This is in the backyard, I own about 100 yards into the forest and then the rest of the forest is state forest. In the summer when the wind is blowing and you close your eyes it sounds like the ocean.

Post Reply