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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
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Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:06 pm i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
Yes, which is why I seconded the grass idea. It won't stop the water but will stop the mud.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
Because she dosen't love us anymore. 😢
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Animal wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:06 pm i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
Until she controls the water and where it goes planting seed grass is a waste of time and money. Getting a grass sod roll is more efficient and immediate result.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Blast wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 7:23 pm Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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BigChiefin wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2026 12:34 pm
Blast wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2026 7:23 pm Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Any updates?

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Who wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:13 pm Any updates?

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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Blast wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:03 pm
Who wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:13 pm Any updates?

It’s not like we have lives
It's still too cold for me to wear my kilt for yard work. About to get nailed workgroup a snowstorm anyway.
is a lightweight sleeveless cotton sundress actually called a "kilt"?
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Interesting turn
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Animal wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:48 pm
Blast wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 1:03 pm
Who wrote: Thu Mar 12, 2026 12:13 pm Any updates?

It’s not like we have lives
It's still too cold for me to wear my kilt for yard work. About to get nailed workgroup a snowstorm anyway.
is a lightweight sleeveless cotton sundress actually called a "kilt"?
Not wearing that for you Animal no matter how nicely you ask.
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