Help needed with patio flooding

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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Animal wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:06 pm i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
Yes, which is why I seconded the grass idea. It won't stop the water but will stop the mud.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Animal wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2026 10:05 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu Mar 05, 2026 5:14 am I’m a svelte 120ish lbs of in shape woman
why have we not gone into this in more detail?
Because she dosen't love us anymore. 😢
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Animal wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2026 1:06 pm i think her idea on the grass was only intended to keep the silt from washing across her patio. Which it will do
Until she controls the water and where it goes planting seed grass is a waste of time and money. Getting a grass sod roll is more efficient and immediate result.
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Re: Help needed with patio flooding

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Blast wrote: ↑Mon Mar 09, 2026 7:23 pm Work decorative brick in slightly higher than the dirt's surface then hide plastic edging behind it. Do this while tight wearing shorts and it will work.
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