Just call me Evel Knievel
Moderator: Animal
- praklatye
- Forum Regular
- Posts: 63
- Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:59 am
- Location: Erie, PA
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Nice gash you got there
-
- A Real Bionic Dick. Batteries Required
- Posts: 115
- Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:31 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Wait a second , there will be no deleting until i get to see this video.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 4:58 pmSo I should delete this finger blasting video???Charliesheen wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 4:57 pmNah, I'm going to tear a hole in the UJ space/time continuum by not asking for pics or underwear.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 1:32 pmDigital handjob it is!
- s.murph
- Some Old Dead Fuck
- Posts: 224
- Joined: Mon Feb 25, 2019 7:01 pm
- Location: The Happiest Place on Earth?
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Damn! That some gnarly shit. I had 44 staples in my leg when I got drunk and fell in the dishwasher and it didn't look that bad. Good luck. That shit is gonna leave a mark.
-
- Not Nearly As Old As Who
- Posts: 7618
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 11:30 pm
- Location: South Carolina
- megman
- Nanook of the North
- Posts: 5702
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:37 pm
- Location: Halfway between the Equator and the North Pole
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel

MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
- Stapes
- World's Only Blue Collar Guy
- Posts: 12854
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
- Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Damn. I'm sure no doctor but that staple job sure didn't look too impressive. Maybe that's all he could do but damn...… A little deeper and you could have cut your femoral artery.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 8:26 pm Well went back to the doc. A decent part of my leg skin is dying and I have nerve damage so parts of my leg are numb. FML.
I blame Biker.
- Animal
- The Great Pretender
- Posts: 29477
- Joined: Mon Jan 21, 2019 11:18 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
what is dying leg skin? i mean, it seems pretty self explanatory, but what happens? does it dry up and fall off?
- Stapes
- World's Only Blue Collar Guy
- Posts: 12854
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
- Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 9:46 pmWrong side of my leg but my inner upper left arm.was in the right spot for a bleed.out and my neck so regardless I'm lucky.Stapes wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 9:07 pmDamn. I'm sure no doctor but that staple job sure didn't look too impressive. Maybe that's all he could do but damn...… A little deeper and you could have cut your femoral artery.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 8:26 pm Well went back to the doc. A decent part of my leg skin is dying and I have nerve damage so parts of my leg are numb. FML.
Ahh....OK....I was seeing this picture as the inside of your right leg. Got it now.

I blame Biker.
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
So. I'm guessing dirt biking is forbotten by the doctor for the near future? Hope you heal well, Evvan.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 10:07 pm He also said I need to stay the fuck off of it and not work so I don't get a DVT/ clot that breaks off and kills me. I got baby aspirin tho. I got to leave early on Wednesday thanks to charliesheen sending me $$. He saved me from an extra 5 hours on my feet!
- Wut
- Denmarkian Citizen
- Posts: 5867
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 8:11 pm
- Location: On a rock
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Got a PayPal account?Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Wed May 22, 2019 11:29 am That'll show em!
But seriously that would be majorly appreciated.
wut?
- Stapes
- World's Only Blue Collar Guy
- Posts: 12854
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
- Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Yea....im not sure how it works but ill figure it out. What's the paypal or go fund me or whatever. Ill help out a vet in need.
I blame Biker.
- VinceBordenIII
- Loves swimmin' with bowlegged women!
- Posts: 3075
- Joined: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:03 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
You’re gonna lose that leg.Stapes wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 10:01 pmEvvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 9:46 pmWrong side of my leg but my inner upper left arm.was in the right spot for a bleed.out and my neck so regardless I'm lucky.Stapes wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 9:07 pmDamn. I'm sure no doctor but that staple job sure didn't look too impressive. Maybe that's all he could do but damn...… A little deeper and you could have cut your femoral artery.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2019 8:26 pm Well went back to the doc. A decent part of my leg skin is dying and I have nerve damage so parts of my leg are numb. FML.
Ahh....OK....I was seeing this picture as the inside of your right leg. Got it now.
![]()
- VinceBordenIII
- Loves swimmin' with bowlegged women!
- Posts: 3075
- Joined: Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:03 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
No no, just joking. You’ll be fine. 

- Stapes
- World's Only Blue Collar Guy
- Posts: 12854
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:50 pm
- Location: Port St Lucie former Dirty Jerzey
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Seriously....they could use that leg for a walking dead episode







I blame Biker.
- CHEEZY17
- Libertarian House Cat
- Posts: 16717
- Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:25 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
At least your toes are painted nicely. You got that going for you.
"When governments fear the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny."
- Degas
- Forum God
- Posts: 250
- Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:22 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Yeah the pale blue really highlights the greeness of her fucking leg.
The fact you don’t get sick pay for an injury like that is utterly fucked up.
The fact you don’t get sick pay for an injury like that is utterly fucked up.
- QillerDaemon
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Posts: 4378
- Joined: Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:35 pm
- Location: Beautiful downtown OrloVista FL
- Interests: キラーデモン
- Occupation: Pet the damn cat!
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
When we go pleading and begging for a pic of a bare body part of yours, that's not exactly what we're hoping to see. 

If you can't be a good example, you can still serve as a horrible warning.
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
“All mushrooms are edible. Some even more than once!”
これを グーグル 翻訳に登録してくれておめでとう、バカ。
-
- A Real Bionic Dick. Batteries Required
- Posts: 115
- Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:31 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
I concur. How much we gotta pony up for a real nudeQillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 12:38 pm When we go pleading and begging for a pic of a bare body part of yours, that's not exactly what we're hoping to see.![]()

-
- A Real Bionic Dick. Batteries Required
- Posts: 115
- Joined: Sat Jan 19, 2019 1:31 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
You call the shots. Lol. We need a price list. $10 for an ass shot. $20 for boobie pic. And so on. You would make a killing.
- JackRabbit_Slim
- Have Sister, Will Bang
- Posts: 739
- Joined: Thu Jan 10, 2019 6:29 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
haven't read the whole thread but... did she dieded?
"you have a fine boy there..." CaptGotti
- Degas
- Forum God
- Posts: 250
- Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:22 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
Just her left leg from the knee down. Could be that if she gets herself an eye patch and a parrot she might be made captain if she ever rejoins the navy.
- Degas
- Forum God
- Posts: 250
- Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:22 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
This will end wellEvvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 1:00 pmShiiiiit you tell meAsagi_koi wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 12:55 pmI concur. How much we gotta pony up for a real nudeQillerDaemon wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2019 12:38 pm When we go pleading and begging for a pic of a bare body part of yours, that's not exactly what we're hoping to see.![]()
![]()

- PimpDaddy
- Flat and Bony Ass Lover
- Posts: 1195
- Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2019 3:39 pm
- Degas
- Forum God
- Posts: 250
- Joined: Sun Jan 20, 2019 8:22 pm
Re: Just call me Evel Knievel
