Just call me Evel Knievel

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Nice gash you got there
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 4:58 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 4:57 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 1:32 pm
Who wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 1:05 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 11:09 am I'll send you a few bucks.
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Damn! That some gnarly shit. I had 44 staples in my leg when I got drunk and fell in the dishwasher and it didn't look that bad. Good luck. That shit is gonna leave a mark.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 8:26 pm Well went back to the doc. A decent part of my leg skin is dying and I have nerve damage so parts of my leg are numb. FML.
Damn. I'm sure no doctor but that staple job sure didn't look too impressive. Maybe that's all he could do but damn...… A little deeper and you could have cut your femoral artery.
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what is dying leg skin? i mean, it seems pretty self explanatory, but what happens? does it dry up and fall off?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 9:46 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 9:07 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 8:26 pm Well went back to the doc. A decent part of my leg skin is dying and I have nerve damage so parts of my leg are numb. FML.
Damn. I'm sure no doctor but that staple job sure didn't look too impressive. Maybe that's all he could do but damn...… A little deeper and you could have cut your femoral artery.
Wrong side of my leg but my inner upper left arm.was in the right spot for a bleed.out and my neck so regardless I'm lucky.

Ahh....OK....I was seeing this picture as the inside of your right leg. Got it now.


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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 10:07 pm He also said I need to stay the fuck off of it and not work so I don't get a DVT/ clot that breaks off and kills me. I got baby aspirin tho. I got to leave early on Wednesday thanks to charliesheen sending me $$. He saved me from an extra 5 hours on my feet!
So. I'm guessing dirt biking is forbotten by the doctor for the near future? Hope you heal well, Evvan.
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I've seen stitches, but staples? Holy shit.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Wed May 22, 2019 11:29 am That'll show em!
But seriously that would be majorly appreciated.
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Yea....im not sure how it works but ill figure it out. What's the paypal or go fund me or whatever. Ill help out a vet in need.
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Stapes wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 10:01 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 9:46 pm
Stapes wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 9:07 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu May 23, 2019 8:26 pm Well went back to the doc. A decent part of my leg skin is dying and I have nerve damage so parts of my leg are numb. FML.
Damn. I'm sure no doctor but that staple job sure didn't look too impressive. Maybe that's all he could do but damn...… A little deeper and you could have cut your femoral artery.
Wrong side of my leg but my inner upper left arm.was in the right spot for a bleed.out and my neck so regardless I'm lucky.

Ahh....OK....I was seeing this picture as the inside of your right leg. Got it now.


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No no, just joking. You’ll be fine. :P
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Seriously....they could use that leg for a walking dead episode :o :o :o :o :o :o
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At least your toes are painted nicely. You got that going for you.
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Yeah the pale blue really highlights the greeness of her fucking leg.

The fact you don’t get sick pay for an injury like that is utterly fucked up.
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When we go pleading and begging for a pic of a bare body part of yours, that's not exactly what we're hoping to see. :o
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QillerDaemon wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 12:38 pm When we go pleading and begging for a pic of a bare body part of yours, that's not exactly what we're hoping to see. :o
I concur. How much we gotta pony up for a real nude :wavemulticolor:
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You call the shots. Lol. We need a price list. $10 for an ass shot. $20 for boobie pic. And so on. You would make a killing.
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haven't read the whole thread but... did she dieded?
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Just her left leg from the knee down. Could be that if she gets herself an eye patch and a parrot she might be made captain if she ever rejoins the navy.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 1:00 pm
Asagi_koi wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 12:55 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 12:38 pm When we go pleading and begging for a pic of a bare body part of yours, that's not exactly what we're hoping to see. :o
I concur. How much we gotta pony up for a real nude :wavemulticolor:
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Degas wrote: Fri May 24, 2019 1:09 pm Just her left leg from the knee down. Could be that if she gets herself an eye patch and a parrot she might be made captain if she ever rejoins the navy.
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:lol: uncanny, right down to the chin whiskers.
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