Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead

[JackRabbit_Slim]

https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionai ... nt-report/

This guy apparently suffered the napoleon complex and ended up dead whilst getting his dick injected with enlargement goo.

So that brings me to serious question. Would you rather have an impressive dong, or a tiny dong and a billion dollars?

[CHEEZY17]

If I had to make that choice I'd take the billion dollars. The girls can always be paid to pretend they're digging it.
My cock and income are comfortably above average though, thank you.

[AnalHamster]

That is way up there on the embarrassing ways to die list.

If you had a billion it really wouldn't matter how big your cock is, you could laze around all day getting it sucked by your 18-21 year old asian concubines.

[AnalHamster]

Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.

I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.

[Homebrew]

Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.

I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.

That's fucking brilliant thinking.

[Who]

So Robert Kraft didn’t think things through

[WestTexasCrude]

If I had to make that choice I'd take the billion dollars. The girls can always be paid to pretend they're digging it.
My cock and income are comfortably above average though, thank you.

Dear Penthouse forum

[WestTexasCrude]

Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.

I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.

I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.

More like in the box. Specifically.

But speaking for all well-endowed men, I don't think you can really substitute the feeling a filling a woman up with tightening her vaginal opening. I'm not saying I wouldn't sacrifice my meat sword for a billion dollars.. As amusing as sex can be, I imagine I would find sufficient solace in my limitless lifestyle.

[VinceBordenIII]

https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionai ... nt-report/

This guy apparently suffered the napoleon complex and ended up dead whilst getting his dick injected with enlargement goo.

So that brings me to serious question. Would you rather have an impressive dong, or a tiny dong and a billion dollars?

This is Poetic Justice.

Read this: http://www.online-literature.com/poe/125/
Read It!!
It's very short. lol.

[Blast]

If the chick is packing a hallway, there's no way your hiding is going to fill it by itself unless you're packing a 12 pound cock.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

If the chick is packing a hallway, there's no way your hiding is going to fill it by itself unless you're packing a 12 pound cock.

"Packing a hallway?"

[Blast]

If the chick is packing a hallway, there's no way your hiding is going to fill it by itself unless you're packing a 12 pound cock.

"Packing a hallway?"

Never heard the term tossing a hot dog down a hallway?