Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
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Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionai ... nt-report/
This guy apparently suffered the napoleon complex and ended up dead whilst getting his dick injected with enlargement goo.
So that brings me to serious question. Would you rather have an impressive dong, or a tiny dong and a billion dollars?
This guy apparently suffered the napoleon complex and ended up dead whilst getting his dick injected with enlargement goo.
So that brings me to serious question. Would you rather have an impressive dong, or a tiny dong and a billion dollars?
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If I had to make that choice I'd take the billion dollars. The girls can always be paid to pretend they're digging it.
My cock and income are comfortably above average though, thank you.
My cock and income are comfortably above average though, thank you.
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Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
That is way up there on the embarrassing ways to die list. 
If you had a billion it really wouldn't matter how big your cock is, you could laze around all day getting it sucked by your 18-21 year old asian concubines.

If you had a billion it really wouldn't matter how big your cock is, you could laze around all day getting it sucked by your 18-21 year old asian concubines.
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Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.
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Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
That's fucking brilliant thinking.analhamster wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:31 pm Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.

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Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
analhamster wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:31 pm Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.

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More like in the box. Specifically.analhamster wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:31 pm Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.
But speaking for all well-endowed men, I don't think you can really substitute the feeling a filling a woman up with tightening her vaginal opening. I'm not saying I wouldn't sacrifice my meat sword for a billion dollars.. As amusing as sex can be, I imagine I would find sufficient solace in my limitless lifestyle.
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Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
This is Poetic Justice.JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:56 pm https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionai ... nt-report/
This guy apparently suffered the napoleon complex and ended up dead whilst getting his dick injected with enlargement goo.
So that brings me to serious question. Would you rather have an impressive dong, or a tiny dong and a billion dollars?
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Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
If the chick is packing a hallway, there's no way your hiding is going to fill it by itself unless you're packing a 12 pound cock.
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.
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"Packing a hallway?"
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Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Never heard the term tossing a hot dog down a hallway?
If life were fair every guy's dick would be the same size.