EV appreciation thread

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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Nice Caboose. I appreciate a nice looking ass.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Gotdam datazz. :drinkingfaded:

How'd you get that sunburn?
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
But what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?
What if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?
I don't like it I never have and I never will. Just not my cup of tea and it ruins oral when it happens.
Do you shave the hole? Everyone is more confident with a smooth asshole.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Evvanrenea wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:17 am
Geist wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 2:43 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
But what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?
What if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?
I don't like it I never have and I never will. Just not my cup of tea and it ruins oral when it happens.
Do you shave the hole? Everyone is more confident with a smooth asshole.
I don't shave
Well that's why. Tounging a hairy shit knot is a pleasurable experience for no one. Shave that shit and go use some college boy's face like a sanitary wipe. It'll be life changing.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Good grief what an interesting exchange of thoughts there.

Seriously.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Geist wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 7:38 am Shave that shit and go use some college boy's face like a sanitary wipe.
That's quite an image.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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I could pretend to be a naive college boy for awhile. I must say having EV sit on my face sounds wonderful.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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I like when the pics pop up... :shock:
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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I want to see ER's vagina, with a nice bush, like when I was a boy.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:07 pm I want to see ER's vagina, with a nice bush, like when I was a boy.
Uh oh, we're FatherJuaning again.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Geist wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:30 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:07 pm I want to see ER's vagina, with a nice bush, like when I was a boy.
Uh oh, we're FatherJuaning again.
I don't get it.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:07 pm I want to see ER's vagina, with a nice bush, like when I was a boy.
Your vagina had a nice bush when you were a boy?
wut?
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Wut wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 11:44 pm
VinceBordenIII wrote: Sun Mar 03, 2019 9:07 pm I want to see ER's vagina, with a nice bush, like when I was a boy.
Your vagina had a nice bush when you were a boy?
He had an innie?
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:49 pmev3.jpg

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Image

EV needs this shirt.
What if it was one guy with six guns?
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