EV appreciation thread

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Re: EV appreciation thread

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I'm starting a new Evvan download file. Just in case
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Looking top notch as always EV. Hope you bless with some more of those hot ass pics. We are due for a goddess hood thread.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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are you going for kid # 4 and I didn't see the memo?
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Jay Z definitely won that last rap battle. Now he's with this babe. For a completely ugly mutha fucka he does alright for himself. I feel sorry for women though. If a woman is ugly or has too many kids from too many men she has limited alternatives. Meanwhile, an ugly guy can make a lot of money and make it for himself.
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;) :o :shock: :lol:

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Beyonce appreciation thread, since EV no longer has anything going on. Remember this one kids?
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Apparently here is yet another thing that Ev's mates failed to do. :lol:
Jay Z/Beyonce, happily married, go figure.
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He regularly gets ass on the side and she's a lezboqueer.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Well this thread ended exactly as I predicted
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Thewalruss wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:46 pm Well this thread ended exactly as I predicted
Are you unfamiliar with how this works?
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ev3.jpg
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:drool: :buttshake:
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oh my god!
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hawkfan8812 wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 5:49 pmev3.jpg
That’s an A+ caboose right there
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300% chance of ass eating
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captquint wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:04 pm 300% chance of ass eating
I 300% agree
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
Always playing hard to get... 8-)
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.

What about a penis? :swords:
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
That’s only second base nowadays.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
But what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
But what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?
Important question
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pm What if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?
I'm sure for some of the numbnuts on this board, this probably wouldn't be a deal breaker.
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:52 pm
What if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?

Do you have her number?
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Re: EV appreciation thread

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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:52 pm
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
But what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?
What if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?
Hot!
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