EV appreciation thread
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EV appreciation thread
I don't think she gets the appreciation she deserves. In your honor I've written you this poem. AHEM
Evvan you bitch i love you so much
When times are tough you're a helluva crutch
Your cunt is so smooth i can see my reflection
You can shit in my mouth and call it confection
Please ban FSF
And that faggot biker
And while your at it Who needs a new diaper
Happy birthday
Evvan you bitch i love you so much
When times are tough you're a helluva crutch
Your cunt is so smooth i can see my reflection
You can shit in my mouth and call it confection
Please ban FSF
And that faggot biker
And while your at it Who needs a new diaper
Happy birthday
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Re: EV appreciation thread
such a thoughtful romantic. thanks to you, I'm sure she's going to post the goods here again.
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Re: EV appreciation thread
Wow Geist... i had no idea you were so eloquent. She'll surely be impressed with this effort.
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Re: EV appreciation thread
Saturday is usually diaper changing day
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Re: EV appreciation thread
FTFY
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Re: EV appreciation thread
Hey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
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Re: EV appreciation thread
Sooner or later I'm going to Dallas to visit my brother and I'm going to buy EV a beer.
wut?
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Re: EV appreciation thread
It's a date.
wut?
Re: EV appreciation thread
Cool. Glad to see you active in life. We all love you and want to see you happy.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:21 amI'm in 17 credits of classes right now and single parenting I've been busy after but I'm here!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:54 amHey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
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What are you studying now?Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:21 amI'm in 17 credits of classes right now and single parenting I've been busy after but I'm here!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:54 amHey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
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That is probably the gayest thing I’ve ever read.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:11 amCool. Glad to see you active in life. We all love you and want to see you happy.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:21 amI'm in 17 credits of classes right now and single parenting I've been busy after but I'm here!WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:54 amHey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
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Re: EV appreciation thread
Well make sure you double bag it, cos I'm going in bareback.
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It's your goddamn eyes and lips EV, every time, fucking stunning.
As gay as this sounds too IDGAF, your hair is on point.
As gay as this sounds too IDGAF, your hair is on point.
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beautiful.
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In the kingdom of the blind, the bug-eyed female is queen.
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You're usually right on but bug eyed? Nah, you missed it this time.David Attenborough wrote: ↑Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:59 pm In the kingdom of the blind, the bug-eyed female is queen.
wut?