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EV appreciation thread

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I don't think she gets the appreciation she deserves. In your honor I've written you this poem. AHEM

Evvan you bitch i love you so much
When times are tough you're a helluva crutch
Your cunt is so smooth i can see my reflection
You can shit in my mouth and call it confection
Please ban FSF
And that faggot biker
And while your at it Who needs a new diaper

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Re: EV appreciation thread

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such a thoughtful romantic. thanks to you, I'm sure she's going to post the goods here again.
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Wow Geist... i had no idea you were so eloquent. She'll surely be impressed with this effort.
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captquint wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:14 pm Image
wow!
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captquint wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:14 pm Image
Such a beautiful soul.
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Geist wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 8:32 pm
captquint wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 12:14 pm Image
Such a beautiful hole.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:52 pm Geist you freak I love u.
Hey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
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Sooner or later I'm going to Dallas to visit my brother and I'm going to buy EV a beer.
wut?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:20 am
Wut wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:16 am Sooner or later I'm going to Dallas to visit my brother and I'm going to buy EV a beer.
Lemme know when I'll meet up with ya!
It's a date.
wut?
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:21 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:54 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:52 pm Geist you freak I love u.
Hey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
I'm in 17 credits of classes right now and single parenting I've been busy after but I'm here!
Cool. Glad to see you active in life. We all love you and want to see you happy.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:21 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:54 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:52 pm Geist you freak I love u.
Hey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
I'm in 17 credits of classes right now and single parenting I've been busy after but I'm here!
What are you studying now?
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Image :D
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 2:11 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:21 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 12:54 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Thu Feb 21, 2019 11:52 pm Geist you freak I love u.
Hey, Evvan. Come back. We miss you and we have FSF back on his meds. All is well. But damn girl, get an AV. You look naked.
I'm in 17 credits of classes right now and single parenting I've been busy after but I'm here!
Cool. Glad to see you active in life. We all love you and want to see you happy.
That is probably the gayest thing I’ve ever read.
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You got prettier and you were beautiful before.
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Wut wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:22 am
Evvanrenea wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:20 am
Wut wrote: Fri Feb 22, 2019 1:16 am Sooner or later I'm going to Dallas to visit my brother and I'm going to buy EV a beer.
Lemme know when I'll meet up with ya!
It's a date.
Well make sure you double bag it, cos I'm going in bareback.
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It's your goddamn eyes and lips EV, every time, fucking stunning.

As gay as this sounds too IDGAF, your hair is on point.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:02 pm Heyyyyyyy

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Degas wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:10 pm It's your goddamn eyes and lips EV, every time, fucking stunning.

As gay as this sounds too IDGAF, your hair is on point.
Definitely your eyes are stunning, and nice cheek bones as well.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:02 pm Heyyyyyyy

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Gorgeous.
I blame Biker.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:02 pm Heyyyyyyy

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beautiful.
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In the kingdom of the blind, the bug-eyed female is queen.
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David Attenborough wrote: Sat Feb 23, 2019 11:59 pm In the kingdom of the blind, the bug-eyed female is queen.
You're usually right on but bug eyed? Nah, you missed it this time.
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