Gift for Dying Child..

[VinceBordenIII]

So recently I saw an article about a handicapped child with some kind of serious cancer. They say he probably won't live to see Christmas, so I was thinking we could all get together and get him something nice to enjoy his last few months, even though I realize Christmas is still a long time away.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Wtf is wrong with you it's April..

[Reservoir Dog]

[kwebber]

Talking aboot Christmas already? Fuck off, cunt.

[VinceBordenIII]

Man, I never would have thought you guys could be so heartless?

[Reservoir Dog]

Now THAT was a good ninja edit!

[CaptQuint]

When I was a boy all I wanted for christmas was a shiny red bicycle. My Uncle Alfresco told me he would buy one for me. So at 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels

[WestTexasCrude]

When I was a boy all I wanted for christmas was a shiny red bicycle. My Uncle Alfresco told me he would buy one for me. So at 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels

[Degas]

When I was a boy all I wanted for christmas was a shiny red bicycle. My Uncle Alfresco told me he would buy one for me. So at 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels

...man, there was really no need to suck his dick from August to December then?

















I know this is Steve Martin btw.

[HighNDry]

When I was a boy all I wanted for christmas was a shiny red bicycle. My Uncle Alfresco told me he would buy one for me. So at 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels

Now that shit’s funny.

[CaptQuint]

When I was a boy all I wanted for christmas was a shiny red bicycle. My Uncle Alfresco told me he would buy one for me. So at 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels

...man, there was really no need to suck his dick from August to December then?

















I know this is Steve Martin btw.

How dare you, Uncle Alfresco was a Saint on Earth

[WestTexasCrude]

Man, I never would have thought you guys could be so heartless?

What's the point. By the time the gift arrives (say a coloring book), he'll be so brain dead, his parents will be wielding the crayons.

[s.murph]

When I was a boy all I wanted for christmas was a shiny red bicycle. My Uncle Alfresco told me he would buy one for me. So at 5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a disappointing Christmas on many levels

WoW! Your auntie was a bitch. Was your uncle in a Santa suit? *This is important.