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I did too.
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We should have heeded WTC's ONE DEMAND !!! :tappingfoot:
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I haven't gotten that notice, but the site has been loading VERY slowly the last few days. Almost time to make jokes about the hamster again.
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Google used to give those warnings at the old site.

Maybe they're detecting some bad pictures?
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Remember the backup is at reddit
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FSchmertz wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:38 pm Google used to give those warnings at the old site.

Maybe they're detecting some bad pictures?
Well, with the anti-porn campaign ongoing at Google, Yahoo, Bing, it's probably your AV setting off the warning bells. It seems female swinging hips is now frowned upon.
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FSchmertz wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:38 pm Google used to give those warnings at the old site.

Maybe they're detecting some bad pictures?
Who says stop picking on him.

On another note, I've been getting a lot of 500 internal server errors the past few days.
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megman wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:59 pm
FSchmertz wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:38 pm Google used to give those warnings at the old site.

Maybe they're detecting some bad pictures?
Who says stop picking on him.

On another note, I've been getting a lot of 500 internal server errors the past few days.
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I have had the very slow loading issue myself past few days.
I blame Biker.
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Biker will be along shortly to tell us it's the Muzzies.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:03 pm Biker will be along shortly to tell us it's the Muzzies.
Or someone from memorial SFW saying it's the damn librels!
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I thought it was just me but this place has been achingly glacial these past few days.. feels like dial up
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:42 am I thought it was just me but this place has been achingly glacial these past few days.. feels like dial up
Play this before visiting UJR for the full effect:

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HighNDry wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:45 am
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:42 am I thought it was just me but this place has been achingly glacial these past few days.. feels like dial up
Play this before visiting UJR for the full effect:

Ahh.. there's something oddly pleasing about that tune.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:13 pm We should have heeded WTC's ONE DEMAND !!! :tappingfoot:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

If we give in to his one demand, eventually there will be none of us left!! First he came for Smoke44 and we did nothing. Then he came for Reservoir Dog, and we did nothing. Now he's coming for me, and there's no one to defend me!!

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kwebber wrote: Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:00 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:13 pm We should have heeded WTC's ONE DEMAND !!! :tappingfoot:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

If we give in to his one demand, eventually there will be none of us left!! First he came for Smoke44 and we did nothing. Then he came for Reservoir Dog, and we did nothing. Now he's coming for me, and there's no one to defend me!!

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Resource Limit Is Reached
The website is temporarily unable to service your request as it exceeded resource limit. Please try again later.
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Any one else notice. Google and Yahoo crushed their porn sites over the last year or so. Now, Bing has joined the censure. I need another search engine. Fuck those idiots, it's how they became Trillion dollar companies. Any suggestions? To get away from these idiots.
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About 6 times today I got this:


General Error
SQL ERROR [ mysqli ]

User 'u119622030_vulep' has exceeded the 'max_user_connections' resource (current value: 15) [1226]

An sql error occurred while fetching this page. Please contact an administrator if this problem persists.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:37 pm I will reindex the tables in the database this weekend. That should help.
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BigRedRetard wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2019 1:37 pm I will reindex the tables in the database this weekend. That should help.
Optimize the DB while you are at it.
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