If the cute girl at the drive thru gives me a free freezy

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Am I obligated to offer her use of my penis?
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Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
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Geist wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:41 pm Am I obligated to offer her use of my penis?
YES. In fact, the correct thing to do is run at her with your penis out and fully engorged.
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She's probably only 14 so I would say no
I blame Biker.
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Obligated? No, but most girls appreciate it when you offer them the use of your penis. Youre really just being polite, and lets face it, the world needs more politeness.
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Stapes wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:21 pm She's probably only 14 so I would say no
See that's what i thought, but maybe 17ish. I think 17 is legal here?
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Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:00 pm Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
rent free,

pics of the freezy chick, or just have her register, that's worked out well in the past. Remember TBD and his banker crush?
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Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:00 pm Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
Still not as low as Who or Geist.
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Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:06 am
Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:00 pm Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
Still not as low as Who or Geist.
Would you like sprinkles with that?
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Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:06 am
Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:00 pm Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
Still not as low as Who or Geist.
The only two here man enough to show their penises to a room full of men? Show your cock or stfu
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Geist wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:28 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:06 am
Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:00 pm Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
Still not as low as Who or Geist.
The only two here man enough to show their penises to a room full of men? Show your cock or stfu
You have an odd definition of what makes men, men.
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necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:34 am
Geist wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:28 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:06 am
Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:00 pm Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
Still not as low as Who or Geist.
The only two here man enough to show their penises to a room full of men? Show your cock or stfu
You have an odd definition of what makes men, men.
Me (Who) doesn't think it is so much as a definition as it as a challenge from all the small dicked bastards that bitch about us posting our penises, AnalHamster I can understand, probably 7 teeth in his mouth and a dick that is to small to lean.
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Geist wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:41 pm Am I obligated to offer her use of my penis?
No, but you are obligated to direct her to UJR.
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Somebody had probably just returned it with a pube topper. She was getting rid of it and you seemed the type that might enjoy it. Leave the poor child alone.
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Who wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:43 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:34 am
Geist wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:28 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:06 am
Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:00 pm Are you and Who in some sort of a contest?
Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
Still not as low as Who or Geist.
The only two here man enough to show their penises to a room full of men? Show your cock or stfu
You have an odd definition of what makes men, men.
Me (Who) doesn't think it is so much as a definition as it as a challenge from all the small dicked bastards that bitch about us posting our penises, AnalHamster I can understand, probably 7 teeth in his mouth and a dick that is to small to lean.
Why don't you just admit it? You want to look at other dudes cocks. Whatever floats your boat but don't try to play it off like the issue is on our end when nobody gives you what you want. :roll:
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:13 pm
Who wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:43 am
necronomous wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:34 am
Geist wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:28 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:06 am
Biker wrote: Thu Apr 18, 2019 9:28 pm Damn, comparing Geist to Who. How low can you go?
Still not as low as Who or Geist.
The only two here man enough to show their penises to a room full of men? Show your cock or stfu
You have an odd definition of what makes men, men.
Me (Who) doesn't think it is so much as a definition as it as a challenge from all the small dicked bastards that bitch about us posting our penises, AnalHamster I can understand, probably 7 teeth in his mouth and a dick that is to small to lean.
Why don't you just admit it? You want to look at other dudes cocks. Whatever floats your boat but don't try to play it off like the issue is on our end when nobody gives you what you want. :roll:
and the other landlord that only criticizes but offers nothing has arrived.
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You lived with and fucked a retard looking whale, so a "cute" woman to you is about as hot and fuckable as smurphs bleeding ass.
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Too bad you can't Photoshop yourself a personality.
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Geist wrote: Fri Apr 19, 2019 10:32 pm Too bad you can't Photoshop yourself a personality.
Still, that would be a much better solution than your miserable options.
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What makes you sad and bitter? Let's talk. You can PM me if you'd like, I'm good at keeping secrets.
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You're good at repeating unfunny drivel that you think is a burn.
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Introspection isn't for everyone. Weaker people can't handle hard truths. It's natural though, therapy can help.
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Get a new shtick. Your insight insults are so tame and old.
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I've been assaulted by a dullard and i need a mod plz save me from his copypaste 4chan personality
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You've done nothing but copy/paste old worn out "insults". You do not have one original post here, or at the old forum.
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