Good news everyone!

[Blast]

My oldest just got engaged to her boyfriend. They'd been living together for a couple of years now but still. I'm excited for them. But now my big mouth volunteered to make a pair of. matching cake cutting swords.

[CHEEZY17]

Congrats. Hopefully he's a good dude.

Little Miss Cheezy just started dating and I'm not liking it at all.

[nerd_alert]

Congrats. Hopefully he's a good dude.

Little Miss Cheezy just started dating and I'm not liking it at all.

Does she share your love of ass-eating or is that one of those things that skips a generation?

[Biker]

Congrats!

[Blast]

Congrats. Hopefully he's a good dude.

Little Miss Cheezy just started dating and I'm not liking it at all.

He is, plus he knows I would build something to hack him up and compost him if he hurt her, then cut up what I used and v turn it into something else so the weapon is never found.

[BigChiefin]

Congrats. Hopefully he's a good dude.

Little Miss Cheezy just started dating and I'm not liking it at all.

He is, plus he knows I would build something to hack him up and compost him if he hurt her, then cut up what I used and v turn it into something else so the weapon is never found.

I like the fact that you have thought this all the way through. You know what they say - "Proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance"!

[CHEEZY17]

Congrats. Hopefully he's a good dude.

Little Miss Cheezy just started dating and I'm not liking it at all.

He is, plus he knows I would build something to hack him up and compost him if he hurt her, then cut up what I used and v turn it into something else so the weapon is never found.

That's cool. I guess that's all I can really do is trust that she can pick a good one. I've got a buddy that positively hates his son-in-law. I can only imagine how difficult that would make family functions.

[B-Tender]

Congrats. Hopefully he's a good dude.

Little Miss Cheezy just started dating and I'm not liking it at all.

He is, plus he knows I would build something to hack him up and compost him if he hurt her, then cut up what I used and v turn it into something else so the weapon is never found.

That's cool. I guess that's all I can really do is trust that she can pick a good one. I've got a buddy that positively hates his son-in-law. I can only imagine how difficult that would make family functions.

On the flip side, my son has not had a good record of picking girlfriends. The one he has been dating for the last two years isn't as bad, but he always seems to date "projects" rather than someone who already has their shit together.

[Ricrude]

I always showed my daughter's prospective BF's my truck where I always keep a shovel, roll of plastic sheeting and duct tape. Tends to weed out the rejects.