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Notice your 1040 tax form this year. Crunched down to near post card level. Another Trump campaign promise fulfilled. The winning never ends. My Dad said what used to take him 2 1/2 days ( retirement benefits, stocks, etc) he finished in 2 hours. I'm late and expect I'll have to expend maybe 10 minutes in the effort.
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And the one UJR that admits publicly that he avoids taxes like the plague. May want to STFU on this subject. Respectable citizens talking.
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You're a downy retard that talks out of his ass
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No, just a tax paying citizen contributing to the nation's welfare unlike your your lame ass self.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 12:53 am No, just a tax paying citizen contributing to the nation's welfare unlike your your lame ass self.
I filed my taxes you big dummy

When tax filing season begins in a few weeks, you’ll likely hear senior Trump Administration officials and some congressional Republicans boasting yet again about how the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act helped them achieve their long-standing goal of fitting the IRS Form 1040 on to a postcard.

At least they did if your idea of a postcard is a two-sided 5x7.5 inch piece of paper. And if you are willing to ignore the additional six schedules that IRS form writers had to invent to squeeze the 2018 Form 1040 on to that oversized postcard.

The postcard is little more than a public relations stunt. It is, one might say, the border wall of tax forms—a largely symbolic waste of taxpayers’ money aimed at convincing the public that government has done something that it in fact has not done.

Sleight of hand

While taxpayers had to pay IRS staffers to redesign the 1040, this sleight-of-hand postcard will not make their tax filing easier. In fact, by at least one measure, it will be harder: The instructions for the 2018 Form 1040 are 117 pages, 10 pages longer than in 2017.

The tax form writers did legitimately drop a few lines. For example, the TCJA repealed personal exemptions, so they deleted those lines. Mostly, however, they merely moved lines and boxes from the prior 1040 to one of the new schedules.

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Imagine my shock that it took CCunt 2.3 seconds to respond.
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Imagine everyone's shock that you are the only one that cares
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All I know is that my tax return sucked ass this year.
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So, getting past the Dem troll CCunt, how did your taxes look this year? Man, that $12,000 deduction was sweet. Another campaign promise fulfilled.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:29 am All I know is that my tax return sucked ass this year.
More work- less drugs. There- solved your problem.
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Get yourself a job sucking cock and swallowing cum down at the mancamp like WTC!
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:48 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:29 am All I know is that my tax return sucked ass this year.
More work- less drugs. There- solved your problem.
Married. Kids. Stable job. House. Great wife.

But you were close, fucknuts.
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:50 am Get yourself a job sucking cock and swallowing cum down at the mancamp like WTC!
LOL
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CaptQuint wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:50 am Get yourself a job sucking cock and swallowing cum down at the mancamp like WTC!
He works for tips.
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megman wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:58 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:50 am Get yourself a job sucking cock and swallowing cum down at the mancamp like WTC!
He works for tips.
But did he report them as income???
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megman wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:58 am
CaptQuint wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:50 am Get yourself a job sucking cock and swallowing cum down at the mancamp like WTC!
He works for tips.

So.... uncircumcised!
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:29 am All I know is that my tax return sucked ass this year.
I had basically the same income and same deductions for 2017 and 2018, had to write a check for $500 to the IRS for 17, for 18 I got a $3500 refund.
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peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:32 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:29 am All I know is that my tax return sucked ass this year.
I had basically the same income and same deductions for 2017 and 2018, had to write a check for $500 to the IRS for 17, for 18 I got a $3500 refund.
Self employed received a 20% reduction in pass through income for qualifying buisnesses.
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peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:32 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:29 am All I know is that my tax return sucked ass this year.
I had basically the same income and same deductions for 2017 and 2018, had to write a check for $500 to the IRS for 17, for 18 I got a $3500 refund.
Interweb high five! Despite making more money this year I actually paid less in taxes!
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CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:21 pm
peterosehaircut wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:32 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:29 am All I know is that my tax return sucked ass this year.
I had basically the same income and same deductions for 2017 and 2018, had to write a check for $500 to the IRS for 17, for 18 I got a $3500 refund.
Interweb high five! Despite making more money this year I actually paid less in taxes!
Because your exploding federal deficit is just imaginary money? Right?
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