Has to be a UJRer...

[megman]

Thief Steals $21,000 Worth Of Panties From Victoria’s Secret, Police Say

LOWER ALLEN TOWNSHIP, Pa. (CBS) — Police in Lower Allen Township say someone stole $21,000 worth of panties from a Victoria’s Secret on Sunday. The incident happened around 3 p.m. at the store inside the Capital City Mall.

According to police, the thief stole 2,000 pairs of panties from Victoria’s Secret, totaling $21,000.

Police say the thief stole the panties that were on the front display and all the ones in the drawers below the display while store employees were busy with customers.

If you have information about this incident, call police at 717-975-7575

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/ ... olice-say/

[CHEEZY17]

New panties? Wtf? If I'm stealing some panties I want them to be freshly worn because, lets face it, I'm gonna be sniffing the bejeezus out of them.

[Animal]

i hope it wasn't slappy. otherwise, maverick is going to be busy.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

hold up a minute... how in the hell could anyone grab 2000 pairs of underwear in broad daylight in front of other customers and employees?

That makes no sense.

[Wut]

I think this is CQ's neck of the woods.

[CaptQuint]

I think this is CQ's neck of the woods.

Never heard of Lower Allen Township, or Upper Allen Township for that matter

[Wut]

I think this is CQ's neck of the woods.

Never heard of Lower Allen Township, or Upper Allen Township for that matter

Of course you'd deny it.

[CaptQuint]

I think this is CQ's neck of the woods.

Never heard of Lower Allen Township, or Upper Allen Township for that matter

Of course you'd deny it.

I'm too busy trying on all this underwear to argue with you