Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.
But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:40 pm
by megman
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:36 pm
Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.
But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:36 pm
Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.
But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:36 pm
Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.
But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.
She must have been an escapee from St. Thomas.
They closed that place down years ago, dude.
Explains London then.
I use to be conceited
Then I thought I was perfect
But perfection is a fault
And I don't have any.
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 6:36 pm
Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.
But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.
She must have been an escapee from St. Thomas.
They closed that place down years ago, dude.
Explains London then.
I use to be conceited
Then I thought I was perfect
But perfection is a fault
And I don't have any.
Naw, they shipped all the loonies down the road to the Big Smoke.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:11 pm
by beagleboy
Was she wearing sunglasses and walking with the long stick?
Congrats on the complement.
I'll bet Who has cock picks to hand out just in case a female ever acknowledges his existence.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:56 pm
by Animal
beagleboy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 7:11 pm
Was she wearing sunglasses and walking with the long stick?
Congrats on the complement.
I'll bet Who has cock picks to hand out just in case a female ever acknowledges his existence.
i think more of who being the clown suit guy driving a van.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:25 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:32 pm
by Animal
its funny that you started this thread. i got hit on at lunch today. there is a dive bar that has really good burgers. i don't go in there often and i guess never had on a friday. first, i was surprised how many people were there. normally only a handful. next there was a table of women (3 of them) that were all pretty cute. anyway, i go get a table by myself and order lunch and iced tea. so i'm working a crossword and notice one of the women kept looking at me. i could only see one flaw in her, she was drinking lone star beer, which is a little odd. when i was done, i went to the bar to pay and when i turned to leave, she was turned all the way around in her chair waiting and said, "you aren't leaving are you?" I just grinned and said, "I wish i could stay, but i have to get back to work" she said, "well, come back later".
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:42 pm
by Reservoir Dog
Flumper wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 8:32 pm
its funny that you started this thread. i got hit on at lunch today. there is a dive bar that has really good burgers. i don't go in there often and i guess never had on a friday. first, i was surprised how many people were there. normally only a handful. next there was a table of women (3 of them) that were all pretty cute. anyway, i go get a table by myself and order lunch and iced tea. so i'm working a crossword and notice one of the women kept looking at me. i could only see one flaw in her, she was drinking lone star beer, which is a little odd. when i was done, i went to the bar to pay and when i turned to leave, she was turned all the way around in her chair waiting and said, "you aren't leaving are you?" I just grinned and said, "I wish i could stay, but i have to get back to work" she said, "well, come back later".
I can relate. Being super good looking can be a curse. Always fighting off the bitches.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:30 pm
by Wut
No one hit on me but I rode a boat back and forth to work on a sunny day so I'm pretty satisfied with my day.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:31 pm
by CaptQuint
Wut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:30 pm
No one hit on me but I rode a boat back and forth to work on a sunny day so I'm pretty satisfied with my day.
It's snowing
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:32 pm
by Wut
My daughter is in NYC and she said it's pretty shitty there too.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:35 pm
by CaptQuint
Wut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:32 pm
My daughter is in NYC and she said it's pretty shitty there too.
Wut wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:32 pm
My daughter is in NYC and she said it's pretty shitty there too.
Wait, now it's ice
Still sunny, though it may rain on my golf game tomorrow.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:56 pm
by megman
Snowing, but not enough to revive sled season.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:20 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
Well good for you RD. I'm glad that you are happy with the way you look and glad you got a compliment about your appearance. But still, one has to ask, if you think you look good then why in the hell can't you not even post a headshot of yourself on this forum? This is a legitimate question, trust me.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:21 pm
by CaptQuint
I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:24 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:21 pm
I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material
Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.
Re: It's not easy being as good looking as I am.
Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:26 pm
by FreakShowFanatic
Let's write this one down - Quint's fuck buddy is RD. OK, got it. Enjoy you 2 homos.
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:21 pm
I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material
Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.
You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:21 pm
I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material
Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.
You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake
I was lying just to fuck with you. I would never waste my time downloading ugly pictures from an ugly person, nor would anyone else here do that either. That's why you never see your picture posted here you ignorant fag.
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:21 pm
I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material
Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.
You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake
I was lying just to fuck with you. I would never waste my time downloading ugly pictures from an ugly person, nor would anyone else here do that either. That's why you never see your picture posted here you ignorant fag.
CaptQuint wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 10:21 pm
I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material
Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.
You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake
I was lying just to fuck with you. I would never waste my time downloading ugly pictures from an ugly person, nor would anyone else here do that either. That's why you never see your picture posted here you ignorant fag.
Oh shit, this is RD's gay friend? It figures...
Oh, you were lying. Big surprise
As if it wasn't obvious, ya dumb fuck. I close the window as soon as I see you posting your ugly mug, you disgust me. Meanwhile, you make my pic your AV homo boy. Now tell me who's obsessed with who. You definitely like men too Quint you fucking fag. If anything I bet you go cruising in your camaro to pick up young men, you gay fuck.
