It's not easy being as good looking as I am.

[Reservoir Dog]

Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.

But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.

[megman]

Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.

But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.

She must have been an escapee from St. Thomas.

[Reservoir Dog]

Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.

But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.

She must have been an escapee from St. Thomas.

They closed that place down years ago, dude.

[Reservoir Dog]

[megman]

Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.

But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.

She must have been an escapee from St. Thomas.

They closed that place down years ago, dude.

Explains London then.

I use to be conceited
Then I thought I was perfect
But perfection is a fault
And I don't have any.

[Reservoir Dog]

Today, at a gas station a woman told me that I am "ruggedly handsome". (and she wasn't even a crack whore)
Being the sarcastic ass that I am (and generally incapable of accepting a compliment) I replied, "I take it your therapy isn't going well".
We both had a little chuckle and then went our separate ways.

But now I just can't stop thinking that if I had played my cards a little differently I may have gotten a hummer out of it. I do have bench seats in my work truck.

She must have been an escapee from St. Thomas.

They closed that place down years ago, dude.

Explains London then.

I use to be conceited
Then I thought I was perfect
But perfection is a fault
And I don't have any.

Naw, they shipped all the loonies down the road to the Big Smoke.

[beagleboy]

Was she wearing sunglasses and walking with the long stick?



Congrats on the complement.
I'll bet Who has cock picks to hand out just in case a female ever acknowledges his existence.

[Animal]

Was she wearing sunglasses and walking with the long stick?



Congrats on the complement.
I'll bet Who has cock picks to hand out just in case a female ever acknowledges his existence.

i think more of who being the clown suit guy driving a van.

[Reservoir Dog]

[Animal]

its funny that you started this thread. i got hit on at lunch today. there is a dive bar that has really good burgers. i don't go in there often and i guess never had on a friday. first, i was surprised how many people were there. normally only a handful. next there was a table of women (3 of them) that were all pretty cute. anyway, i go get a table by myself and order lunch and iced tea. so i'm working a crossword and notice one of the women kept looking at me. i could only see one flaw in her, she was drinking lone star beer, which is a little odd. when i was done, i went to the bar to pay and when i turned to leave, she was turned all the way around in her chair waiting and said, "you aren't leaving are you?" I just grinned and said, "I wish i could stay, but i have to get back to work" she said, "well, come back later".

[Reservoir Dog]

its funny that you started this thread. i got hit on at lunch today. there is a dive bar that has really good burgers. i don't go in there often and i guess never had on a friday. first, i was surprised how many people were there. normally only a handful. next there was a table of women (3 of them) that were all pretty cute. anyway, i go get a table by myself and order lunch and iced tea. so i'm working a crossword and notice one of the women kept looking at me. i could only see one flaw in her, she was drinking lone star beer, which is a little odd. when i was done, i went to the bar to pay and when i turned to leave, she was turned all the way around in her chair waiting and said, "you aren't leaving are you?" I just grinned and said, "I wish i could stay, but i have to get back to work" she said, "well, come back later".

I can relate. Being super good looking can be a curse. Always fighting off the bitches.

[Wut]

No one hit on me but I rode a boat back and forth to work on a sunny day so I'm pretty satisfied with my day.

[CaptQuint]

No one hit on me but I rode a boat back and forth to work on a sunny day so I'm pretty satisfied with my day.

It's snowing

[Wut]

My daughter is in NYC and she said it's pretty shitty there too.

[CaptQuint]

My daughter is in NYC and she said it's pretty shitty there too.

Wait, now it's ice

[Wut]

My daughter is in NYC and she said it's pretty shitty there too.

Wait, now it's ice

Still sunny, though it may rain on my golf game tomorrow.

[megman]

Snowing, but not enough to revive sled season.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Well good for you RD. I'm glad that you are happy with the way you look and glad you got a compliment about your appearance. But still, one has to ask, if you think you look good then why in the hell can't you not even post a headshot of yourself on this forum? This is a legitimate question, trust me.

[CaptQuint]

I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material

[FreakShowFanatic]

I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material

Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.

[FreakShowFanatic]

Let's write this one down - Quint's fuck buddy is RD. OK, got it. Enjoy you 2 homos.

[CaptQuint]

I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material

Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.

You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake

[FreakShowFanatic]

I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material

Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.

You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake

I was lying just to fuck with you. I would never waste my time downloading ugly pictures from an ugly person, nor would anyone else here do that either. That's why you never see your picture posted here you ignorant fag.

Oh shit, this is RD's gay friend? It figures...

[CaptQuint]

I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material

Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.

You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake

I was lying just to fuck with you. I would never waste my time downloading ugly pictures from an ugly person, nor would anyone else here do that either. That's why you never see your picture posted here you ignorant fag.

Oh shit, this is RD's gay friend? It figures...

Oh, you were lying. Big surprise

[FreakShowFanatic]

I guess FSF is looking for masturbation material

Wow. You are very loyal to your buttfuck budy RD. Stop being jealous my homo bro Quint. I'm just wondering why he never has had the balls to post his picture here on uj. Now that he claims that he's good looking it makes me wonder even more. Think about it. It must have something to do with the fact that you haven't posted your pictures here in awhile fagboy.

You said you downloaded mine, go ahead and post it fruitcake

I was lying just to fuck with you. I would never waste my time downloading ugly pictures from an ugly person, nor would anyone else here do that either. That's why you never see your picture posted here you ignorant fag.

Oh shit, this is RD's gay friend? It figures...

Oh, you were lying. Big surprise

As if it wasn't obvious, ya dumb fuck. I close the window as soon as I see you posting your ugly mug, you disgust me. Meanwhile, you make my pic your AV homo boy. Now tell me who's obsessed with who. You definitely like men too Quint you fucking fag. If anything I bet you go cruising in your camaro to pick up young men, you gay fuck.