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Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:05 am
by WestTexasCrude
So, she kicked everybody out of her house months ago. Been dead quite like a morgue thank God. So today there are several vehicles in the front yard today. I keep going outside with a beer to take a cigarette break and keep hearing a loud voice yelling "what are you looking at?" Realize it's directed at me from across the street. I'm just looking around. Say" You talking to me". He says "Hell yes".

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:07 am
by CaptQuint
That's an amazing story WTC

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:53 am
by WarmBidetWater
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Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:53 am
by WestTexasCrude
So, using my UJR skills learned over 10 years, I yell back "Hey, retard get a fucking clue. Nobody gives a shit who you are or cares about your loser life. Ya Shitstain". Total stunned silence. I guess being with UJR does have it's advantages.

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 2:18 am
by WestTexasCrude
And then I told him Al Gore uses $40,000 amount of electricity each month and he looked at me with stunned silence

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 2:52 am
by HighNDry
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:05 am So, she kicked everybody out of her house months ago. Been dead quite like a morgue thank God. So today there are several vehicles in the front yard today. I keep going outside with a beer to take a cigarette break and keep hearing a loud voice yelling "what are you looking at?" Realize it's directed at me from across the street. I'm just looking around. Say" You talking to me". He says "Hell yes".
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Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 3:05 am
by Wut
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:53 am So, using my UJR skills learned over 10 years, I yell back "Hey, retard get a fucking clue. Nobody gives a shit who you are or cares about your loser life. Ya Shitstain". Total stunned silence. I guess being with UJR does have it's advantages.
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Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:54 am
by Who
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Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 2:02 pm
by CHEEZY17
WestTexasCrude wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:53 am So, using my UJR skills learned over 10 years, I yell back "Hey, retard get a fucking clue. Nobody gives a shit who you are or cares about your loser life. Ya Shitstain". Total stunned silence. I guess being with UJR does have it's advantages.
After years of dating white trash girls in my early 20's I learned that it's best to just generally ignore white trash males.

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sat Mar 30, 2019 3:27 pm
by Charliesheen
I befriended one and regret it too this day. Everything's great, until it idnt.

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:50 am
by peterosehaircut
The photos of the ditzy blonde really make this thread pop!

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:19 am
by WestTexasCrude
Biker wrote: Sat Mar 30, 2019 4:27 am Still better than a Who thread
:lol: barely

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:23 am
by megman
peterosehaircut wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:50 am The photos of the ditzy blonde really make this thread pop!
WTC was adamant he would not post his photo....

Re: Ditzy Blonde update

Posted: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:46 am
by WestTexasCrude
megman wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:23 am
peterosehaircut wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:50 am The photos of the ditzy blonde really make this thread pop!
WTC was adamant he would not post his photo....
And do you remember why? Major forewarned by DT years ago.