Ditzy Blonde update
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WestTexasCrude
Ditzy Blonde update
So, she kicked everybody out of her house months ago. Been dead quite like a morgue thank God. So today there are several vehicles in the front yard today. I keep going outside with a beer to take a cigarette break and keep hearing a loud voice yelling "what are you looking at?" Realize it's directed at me from across the street. I'm just looking around. Say" You talking to me". He says "Hell yes".
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CaptQuint
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Re: Ditzy Blonde update
That's an amazing story WTC
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WestTexasCrude
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So, using my UJR skills learned over 10 years, I yell back "Hey, retard get a fucking clue. Nobody gives a shit who you are or cares about your loser life. Ya Shitstain". Total stunned silence. I guess being with UJR does have it's advantages.
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WestTexasCrude
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And then I told him Al Gore uses $40,000 amount of electricity each month and he looked at me with stunned silence
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Re: Ditzy Blonde update
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:05 am So, she kicked everybody out of her house months ago. Been dead quite like a morgue thank God. So today there are several vehicles in the front yard today. I keep going outside with a beer to take a cigarette break and keep hearing a loud voice yelling "what are you looking at?" Realize it's directed at me from across the street. I'm just looking around. Say" You talking to me". He says "Hell yes".
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Re: Ditzy Blonde update
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:53 am So, using my UJR skills learned over 10 years, I yell back "Hey, retard get a fucking clue. Nobody gives a shit who you are or cares about your loser life. Ya Shitstain". Total stunned silence. I guess being with UJR does have it's advantages.
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After years of dating white trash girls in my early 20's I learned that it's best to just generally ignore white trash males.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:53 am So, using my UJR skills learned over 10 years, I yell back "Hey, retard get a fucking clue. Nobody gives a shit who you are or cares about your loser life. Ya Shitstain". Total stunned silence. I guess being with UJR does have it's advantages.
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I befriended one and regret it too this day. Everything's great, until it idnt.
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The photos of the ditzy blonde really make this thread pop!
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WTC was adamant he would not post his photo....peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:50 am The photos of the ditzy blonde really make this thread pop!
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WestTexasCrude
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And do you remember why? Major forewarned by DT years ago.megman wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 1:23 amWTC was adamant he would not post his photo....peterosehaircut wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:50 am The photos of the ditzy blonde really make this thread pop!