After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
My inner child is so freaking happy
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My inner child is so freaking happy
FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE 




After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
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Re: My inner child is so freaking happy
Watching that trailer, looks like the cinematographer loved the look of vomited Pepto Bismol.
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be careful or you're gonna get a warning.CentralTexasCrude wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:08 am Watching that trailer, looks like the cinematographer loved the look of vomited Pepto Bismol.
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Does that come with throbbing worn fingers?Animal wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:26 ambe careful or you're gonna get a vagina picture.CentralTexasCrude wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:08 am Watching that trailer, looks like the cinematographer loved the look of vomited Pepto Bismol.
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I read an article today that mentioned that Amy Schumer was originally cast as Barbie.disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 12:47 am FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE![]()
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
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That's like CTC level intelligence there.nerd_alert wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:43 amI read an article today that mentioned that Amy Schumer was originally cast as Barbie.disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 12:47 am FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE![]()
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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You shut your whore mouth!!nerd_alert wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:43 amI read an article today that mentioned that Amy Schumer was originally cast as Barbie.disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 12:47 am FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE![]()
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
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If you guys rip on me 13 or 14 more times I'm outta here!!!!CentralTexasCrude wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:30 amDoes that come with throbbing worn fingers?Animal wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:26 ambe careful or you're gonna get a vagina picture.CentralTexasCrude wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:08 am Watching that trailer, looks like the cinematographer loved the look of vomited Pepto Bismol.
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Lol! I couldn't believe it!disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:46 amYou shut your whore mouth!!nerd_alert wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:43 amI read an article today that mentioned that Amy Schumer was originally cast as Barbie.disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 12:47 am FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE![]()
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
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Re: My inner child is so freaking happy
I need Margot wrapped around my neck. SHE needs me to be wrapped up by her long legs.
I'd be happy the rest of my life, and she'd be happy for 14, maybe 15, seconds. Win-Win!
I'd be happy the rest of my life, and she'd be happy for 14, maybe 15, seconds. Win-Win!
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I mean if there's a live action Cabbage Patch Doll movie I could see her dumb face in that, but thank God they went with an actual beautiful blonde.nerd_alert wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 2:01 am Lol! I couldn't believe it!
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QillerDaemon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 3:16 am I need Margot wrapped around my neck. SHE needs me to be wrapped up by her long legs.
I'd be happy the rest of my life, and she'd be happy for 14, maybe 15, seconds. Win-Win!
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Yikes. That might have gone down as one of the worst cinematic casting decisions in history. Schumer is basically the anti-Barbie.nerd_alert wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 2:01 amLol! I couldn't believe it!disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:46 amYou shut your whore mouth!!nerd_alert wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 1:43 amI read an article today that mentioned that Amy Schumer was originally cast as Barbie.disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 12:47 am FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE![]()
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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I'm up early.
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Just to add to the vibedisco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 12:47 am FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE![]()
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
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Re: My inner child is so freaking happy
I'm surprised that they allowed a movie like this to be produced with two white, main actors.
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Re: My inner child is so freaking happy
Please bring back slutty Margot Robbie.
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Re: My inner child is so freaking happy
You've been my new favorite of 2023.nerd_alert wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 3:48 pmJust to add to the vibedisco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 12:47 am FFS THIS LOOKS SO FUN!!!! I fucking LVD BARBIE![]()
After being expelled from Barbieland for being a less than perfect-looking doll, Barbie sets off for the human world to find true happiness.
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It's almost like he takes it personally for some reason like he might actually be threatened by the thought.disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 11:59 pmThe war against the alpha white male exists in your head babe. You're gonna be fine.
The problem is not that there is evil in the world, the problem is that there is good. Because otherwise, who would care?
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THEY'RE ALL COMING TO GET US!!!saltydog wrote: βFri Apr 07, 2023 1:26 amIt's almost like he takes it personally for some reason like he might actually be threatened by the thought.disco.moon wrote: βThu Apr 06, 2023 11:59 pmThe war against the alpha white male exists in your head babe. You're gonna be fine.
