Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 6:18 pm
It's not really me (I won't be posting again until tomorrow). It's my Spirit, not my Body.
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Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 6:32 pm
I'm not sure what your spirit animal is but I'm sure it has rabies.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:55 pm
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:59 pm
It's a well known fact that the Irish potato famine was actually caused by the Romans burying miles and miles and miles of lead pipes in the ground for fresh water systems. Over years and years and years the pipes corroded and began to deteriorate. This caused all the potato plants in Ireland to get lead poisoning.
To this day most Irish people have red hair and freckles due to the massive amount of lead in their bodies.
To this day most Irish people have red hair and freckles due to the massive amount of lead in their bodies.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:59 pm It's a well known fact that the Irish potato famine was actually caused by the Romans burying miles and miles and miles of lead pipes in the ground for fresh water systems. Over years and years and years the pipes corroded and began to deteriorate. This caused all the potato plants in Ireland to get lead poisoning.
To this day most Irish people have red hair and freckles due to the massive amount of lead in their bodies.
Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:28 pm
Your Al Gore BS went on for days.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pmReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 7:59 pm It's a well known fact that the Irish potato famine was actually caused by the Romans burying miles and miles and miles of lead pipes in the ground for fresh water systems. Over years and years and years the pipes corroded and began to deteriorate. This caused all the potato plants in Ireland to get lead poisoning.
To this day most Irish people have red hair and freckles due to the massive amount of lead in their bodies.
Just how long are your benders?
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.
There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:59 pm
You first.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:40 pm
So, about those JC math classes. How did that work out?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:44 pm
When you sober up I'll teach you how things work in sports pools. There will be a test on Tuesday, so try really hard to stay sober for at least 36 hours.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:40 pmSo, about those JC math classes. How did that work out?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:51 pm
Actually I started this thread because I'm at a dead-end. Last night, finished season 7 of "Vikings" at $24 BS from Amazon. Need streaming suggestions. I bogged down in season 2 of "Stranger Things". Finished S1 of "Expanse" but haven't gone past that. Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:56 pm
Oh, right. The whole "he has more wins in his column" as opposed to "well I have less losses." Your pee brain never could wrap itself around that reality.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:44 pmWhen you sober up I'll teach you how things work in sports pools. There will be a test on Tuesday, so try really hard to stay sober for at least 36 hours.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:40 pmSo, about those JC math classes. How did that work out?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
Those were some fun times.Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:04 pm
The guy who had more wins played in 3 more weeks than you did, you stupid fuck.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:56 pmOh, right. The whole "he has more wins in his column" as opposed to "well I have less losses." Your pee brain never could wrap itself around that reality.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:44 pmWhen you sober up I'll teach you how things work in sports pools. There will be a test on Tuesday, so try really hard to stay sober for at least 36 hours.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:40 pmSo, about those JC math classes. How did that work out?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:11 pm
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:16 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:04 pmThe guy who had more wins played in 3 more weeks than you did, you stupid fuck.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:56 pmOh, right. The whole "he has more wins in his column" as opposed to "well I have less losses." Your pee brain never could wrap itself around that reality.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:44 pmWhen you sober up I'll teach you how things work in sports pools. There will be a test on Tuesday, so try really hard to stay sober for at least 36 hours.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:40 pmSo, about those JC math classes. How did that work out?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pmWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:15 pm Well, at least I got you and CQunt to shut up about my drunken Al Gore BS. It's a start.There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
3 years later, and the dumb fuck still doesn't get the Math. Priceless. RD in the UJ- UJR Hall of Fame- What say you? It's actually pretty funny when I finally found UJR1, everybody was wondering if was me until you saw my post about your JC Math schedule. Instant recognition. Damn funny shit.Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:26 pm
The New England Patriots finish the season with a record of 12-5 for a win % of 70.59WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:16 pmReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:04 pmThe guy who had more wins played in 3 more weeks than you did, you stupid fuck.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:56 pmOh, right. The whole "he has more wins in his column" as opposed to "well I have less losses." Your pee brain never could wrap itself around that reality.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:44 pmWhen you sober up I'll teach you how things work in sports pools. There will be a test on Tuesday, so try really hard to stay sober for at least 36 hours.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:40 pmSo, about those JC math classes. How did that work out?Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:50 pm There seems to be a pattern developing here. Seek help.
The Miami Dolphins finish the season with a record of 11-3 for a win % of 78.54
The Dolphins have fewer losses and a better win percentage... but they played in 3 fewer games.
Who wins the AFC East? The Pats or the Dolphins?
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:30 pm
WTC made a video!!!
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:36 pm
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:36 pm
Dude, what happened to you over the last 2-3 years? You used to be the most laid back funny UJ'r of anybody around here. Now just a weaponised CQ. What happened? You never came across as embittered until now. Come crawl into Uncle WTC's lap and tell me about it. Ignore my removing the fabric around my waist area.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:26 pmThe New England Patriots finish the season with a record of 12-5 for a win % of 70.59WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:16 pmReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:04 pmThe guy who had more wins played in 3 more weeks than you did, you stupid fuck.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:56 pmOh, right. The whole "he has more wins in his column" as opposed to "well I have less losses." Your pee brain never could wrap itself around that reality.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:44 pmWhen you sober up I'll teach you how things work in sports pools. There will be a test on Tuesday, so try really hard to stay sober for at least 36 hours.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:40 pm So, about those JC math classes. How did that work out?
The Miami Dolphins finish the season with a record of 11-3 for a win % of 78.54
The Dolphins have fewer losses and a better win percentage... but they played in 3 fewer games.
Who wins the AFC East? The Pats or the Dolphins?
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:38 pm
if someone could enlighten me about the football pool math, i could decide this matter once and for all. thanks.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:49 pm
Once upon a time there was a football spread pool in UJ.
Guys would make 5 spread picks each week. Whoever finished the season with the most correct picks won.
WTC joined the pool but didn't make picks in the first 3 weeks of the pool because he said you can't know enough about the teams that early in the season. So basically, he played 3 less weeks than the rest of us.
He then spent the rest of the season saying he could win the pool based on win % and not total # of wins.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:51 pm
Who wins the AFC East? The Pats or the Dolphins?WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:36 pmDude, what happened to you over the last 2-3 years? You used to be the most laid back funny UJ'r of anybody around here. Now just a weaponised CQ. What happened? You never came across as embittered until now. Come crawl into Uncle WTC's lap and tell me about it. Ignore my removing the fabric around my waist area.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:26 pmThe New England Patriots finish the season with a record of 12-5 for a win % of 70.59WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:16 pmReservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:04 pmThe guy who had more wins played in 3 more weeks than you did, you stupid fuck.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:56 pmOh, right. The whole "he has more wins in his column" as opposed to "well I have less losses." Your pee brain never could wrap itself around that reality.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:44 pm When you sober up I'll teach you how things work in sports pools. There will be a test on Tuesday, so try really hard to stay sober for at least 36 hours.
The Miami Dolphins finish the season with a record of 11-3 for a win % of 78.54
The Dolphins have fewer losses and a better win percentage... but they played in 3 fewer games.
Who wins the AFC East? The Pats or the Dolphins?
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:13 pm
while on a remedial level of mathematics, WTC's logic is correct. A percentage of correct answers is equal for comparison purposes to completely random events. For example, if a kid takes a test at one school with 100 questions about the civil war and gets 80% of the answers correct, and another kid at another school takes a question about the civil war with 80 questions and gets 85% correct, then you could argue that the second child is more knowledgeable on the civil war.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:49 pmOnce upon a time there was a football spread pool in UJ.
Guys would make 5 spread picks each week. Whoever finished the season with the most correct picks won.
WTC joined the pool but didn't make picks in the first 3 weeks of the pool because he said you can't know enough about the teams that early in the season. So basically, he played 3 less weeks than the rest of us.
He then spent the rest of the season saying he could win the pool based on win % and not total # of wins.
However, in this situation, on betting football games, the answers are not right or wrong based on facts, they are right or wrong depending on outcomes. As a season progresses, the outcomes become slightly more easy to predict. While the spread should counter that advantage, it cannot counter the difficulty of the early predictions when very little information is present. In this situation, getting answers correct in the early part of the season would be much more difficult. I would rule that a player entering the competition after the first week would be ineligible for any prize or title given to the winner. I love you.
Re: Hey
Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:22 pm
I should also mention that in the final year we had the pool I went 4-1 in the first week, and 5-0 in the second week. (which kind of defeats the whole not knowing anything about the teams argument)Flumper wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 11:13 pmwhile on a remedial level of mathematics, WTC's logic is correct. A percentage of correct answers is equal for comparison purposes to completely random events. For example, if a kid takes a test at one school with 100 questions about the civil war and gets 80% of the answers correct, and another kid at another school takes a question about the civil war with 80 questions and gets 85% correct, then you could argue that the second child is more knowledgeable on the civil war.Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:49 pmOnce upon a time there was a football spread pool in UJ.
Guys would make 5 spread picks each week. Whoever finished the season with the most correct picks won.
WTC joined the pool but didn't make picks in the first 3 weeks of the pool because he said you can't know enough about the teams that early in the season. So basically, he played 3 less weeks than the rest of us.
He then spent the rest of the season saying he could win the pool based on win % and not total # of wins.
However, in this situation, on betting football games, the answers are not right or wrong based on facts, they are right or wrong depending on outcomes. As a season progresses, the outcomes become slightly more easy to predict. While the spread should counter that advantage, it cannot counter the difficulty of the early predictions when very little information is present. In this situation, getting answers correct in the early part of the season would be much more difficult. I would rule that a player entering the competition after the first week would be ineligible for any prize or title given to the winner. I love you.
By the end of the 2nd week WTC was already down 9 games.
Re: Hey
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:35 am
Gladly. Yearly football pool, conducted by what turned out to be a math retard. I always abstained for the first 2 weeks to access all the changes all the teams had done in the off season. Then did the 5 each week for the entire season and playoffs Got down to the final close week and I was was third (percentage wise) but with a chance to win. Retard said I had 4 less wins, so no chance. I pointed out I had 8 less losses. Retard said only wins matter. Math Junior College courses were suggested by me. End of story.