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Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 6:38 am
by Geist
Your answer tells a lot about your character, think carefully

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:04 pm
by CHEEZY17
A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:29 pm
by Reservoir Dog
That's a hard pass for me. Even if I put a bag over her head.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 1:49 pm
by VinceBordenIII
Why would you even ask that?

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:02 pm
by Whackov
My oldest son met her in college. Apparently, she s a horny old broad.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:04 pm
by B-Tender
A friend of mine I used to work with went on Shark Tank and signed a deal with Barbara. He says she's great to work with. I never asked if he banged her.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:53 pm
by 8-TrackJones
Jeebus Guest!

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:20 pm
by QillerDaemon
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:04 pm A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 4:17 pm
by Stapes
Shark teeth

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:08 pm
by QillerDaemon
She's only a year older than my wife, and in better shape, and rumors are she's a horny ol' thing. Some of you seem worried that her kinda hard looking face, like Jane Lynch's after a brutal public bus run-over, means she has a nasty vaj. But if it's clean and fairly devoid of extraneous surrounding bits, I'd say, sure why not. It's a littler harder for a older woman to get all wet, but once she's there, it can often be even more fun than when she was 20 or 30.

I think many of you would be all up in that if given the chance, and are lying your cake holes ITT.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:30 pm
by CHEEZY17
Certainly not the best looking girl around but I'd give her a go. Give her a quality pounding and you might get on the payroll.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 5:36 pm
by AnalHamster
If we were stranded on a desert island together and there was nothing much else to do, sure.

Then again, if we were stranded on a desert island together and there weren't any native animals I'd also bludgeon her to death and feast on long pig. So it's probably more the island than her charms.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 7:57 pm
by HighNDry
Biker wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:23 pm Image
She’s got Alfred E Newman face.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:07 pm
by Geist
BigRedRetard wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:46 pm Not even for the money.
You know her pussy has been outfitted with the best pussy tightening and cleaning technology available. Not ever a little peck?

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:10 pm
by HighNDry
Geist wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:07 pm
BigRedRetard wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 2:46 pm Not even for the money.
You know her pussy has been outfitted with the best pussy tightening and cleaning technology available. Not ever a little peck?
The lights would need to be 100% off. ISIS kidnapping head bag may also be required..

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:33 pm
by CHEEZY17
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:04 pm A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?
Fuckin A. Doggy style I'm all in.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:44 pm
by QillerDaemon
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:33 pm
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:04 pm A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?
Fuckin A. Doggy style I'm all in.
For a 70 year old broad, that's a nice pair of legs and by no means a flat ass. Something suggests to me she could suck the chrome off your trail hitch, too. I think a good time will be had by all participants!

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:20 pm
by kwebber
I had never heard of her until this thread. I googled her name, and saw her picture, and was all like "JFC, frightening!!". Then I read that she's 70 years old!! What the fuck do you expect from a 70 year old woman!?! She's 1 year younger than my Dad. She looks good for 70, but fucking hell, my girlfriend is 28. I have less than zero interest in going near any 70 year old's snatch!!

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:36 pm
by megman
She's in great shape. Would not hesitate.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:06 pm
by Whackov
kwebber wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2019 8:20 pm I had never heard of her until this thread. I googled her name, and saw her picture, and was all like "JFC, frightening!!". Then I read that she's 70 years old!! What the fuck do you expect from a 70 year old woman!?! She's 1 year younger than my Dad. She looks good for 70, but fucking hell, my girlfriend is 28. I have less than zero interest in going near any 70 year old's snatch!!
You mean her snatch that is worth millions. I would take a lick or two.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 10:13 pm
by peterosehaircut
Yep, I'd dive in.

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 2:36 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
Fuck you guys are gross.. but if someone's gotta hit this bitch I'm glad it ain't me..

She could be the last woman on earth but unless someone's handing me a briefcase full of cash that's gonna be a hard pass!

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Tue Mar 26, 2019 12:24 pm
by Thewalruss
QillerDaemon wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:20 pm
CHEEZY17 wrote: Sat Mar 23, 2019 12:04 pm A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?
Is that photo shop? No way that's a 70 yr old
Ass and legs

Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2019 11:18 pm
by DandyDon
I'd hit that like she owed me money, and she would give me some when I finished. :lol:


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Re: Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

Posted: Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:03 pm
by heavyload
I would eat every inch of her body then fill her honeypot with my warm juice.