Would you eat Barbara Corcoran's dusty muffin?

[Geist]

Your answer tells a lot about your character, think carefully

[CHEEZY17]

A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?

[Reservoir Dog]

That's a hard pass for me. Even if I put a bag over her head.

[VinceBordenIII]

Why would you even ask that?

[Whackov]

My oldest son met her in college. Apparently, she s a horny old broad.

[B-Tender]

A friend of mine I used to work with went on Shark Tank and signed a deal with Barbara. He says she's great to work with. I never asked if he banged her.

[8-TrackJones]

Jeebus Guest!

[QillerDaemon]

A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?

[Stapes]

Shark teeth

[QillerDaemon]

She's only a year older than my wife, and in better shape, and rumors are she's a horny ol' thing. Some of you seem worried that her kinda hard looking face, like Jane Lynch's after a brutal public bus run-over, means she has a nasty vaj. But if it's clean and fairly devoid of extraneous surrounding bits, I'd say, sure why not. It's a littler harder for a older woman to get all wet, but once she's there, it can often be even more fun than when she was 20 or 30.

I think many of you would be all up in that if given the chance, and are lying your cake holes ITT.

[CHEEZY17]

Certainly not the best looking girl around but I'd give her a go. Give her a quality pounding and you might get on the payroll.

[AnalHamster]

If we were stranded on a desert island together and there was nothing much else to do, sure.

Then again, if we were stranded on a desert island together and there weren't any native animals I'd also bludgeon her to death and feast on long pig. So it's probably more the island than her charms.

[HighNDry]

She’s got Alfred E Newman face.

[Geist]

Not even for the money.

You know her pussy has been outfitted with the best pussy tightening and cleaning technology available. Not ever a little peck?

[HighNDry]

Not even for the money.

You know her pussy has been outfitted with the best pussy tightening and cleaning technology available. Not ever a little peck?

The lights would need to be 100% off. ISIS kidnapping head bag may also be required..

[CHEEZY17]

A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?

Fuckin A. Doggy style I'm all in.

[QillerDaemon]

A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?

Fuckin A. Doggy style I'm all in.

For a 70 year old broad, that's a nice pair of legs and by no means a flat ass. Something suggests to me she could suck the chrome off your trail hitch, too. I think a good time will be had by all participants!

[kwebber]

I had never heard of her until this thread. I googled her name, and saw her picture, and was all like "JFC, frightening!!". Then I read that she's 70 years old!! What the fuck do you expect from a 70 year old woman!?! She's 1 year younger than my Dad. She looks good for 70, but fucking hell, my girlfriend is 28. I have less than zero interest in going near any 70 year old's snatch!!

[megman]

She's in great shape. Would not hesitate.

[Whackov]

I had never heard of her until this thread. I googled her name, and saw her picture, and was all like "JFC, frightening!!". Then I read that she's 70 years old!! What the fuck do you expect from a 70 year old woman!?! She's 1 year younger than my Dad. She looks good for 70, but fucking hell, my girlfriend is 28. I have less than zero interest in going near any 70 year old's snatch!!

You mean her snatch that is worth millions. I would take a lick or two.

[peterosehaircut]

Yep, I'd dive in.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Fuck you guys are gross.. but if someone's gotta hit this bitch I'm glad it ain't me..

She could be the last woman on earth but unless someone's handing me a briefcase full of cash that's gonna be a hard pass!

[Thewalruss]

A picture would be helpful. Is that the chick from Shark Tank?

Is that photo shop? No way that's a 70 yr old
Ass and legs

[DandyDon]

I'd hit that like she owed me money, and she would give me some when I finished.

[heavyload]

I would eat every inch of her body then fill her honeypot with my warm juice.