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We will see a slight parting of thick green curtains. Then we will hear the turning of the three dead bolt locks and the creak of the old wooden door being pulled open. The rusty sqeak of the screen door will pierce the silence of a tumble weed rolling across the street. And then, into the daylight, slowly emerging from the musty darkness of his father's house, WTC will emerge and walk out, stumble down the rotting steps, and lift his nose into the natural gas tinted breeze blowing through the air. He will drop to his knees and put his lips against the wind blown sands of Iraan and alas.......

SPRING IS OFFICIALLY HERE!
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Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 3:21 pm We will see a slight parting of thick green curtains. Then we will hear the turning of the three dead bolt locks and the creak of the old wooden door being pulled open. The rusty sqeak of the screen door will pierce the silence of a tumble weed rolling across the street. And then, into the daylight, slowly emerging from the musty darkness of his father's house, WTC will emerge and walk out, stumble down the rotting steps, and lift his nose into the natural gas tinted breeze blowing through the air. He will drop to his knees and put his lips against the wind blown sands of Iraan and alas.......

SPRING IS OFFICIALLY HERE!

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Isn't this YOU?
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Does this mean we get to experience a rare WTC weather thread?!?!?!
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I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
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Maybe there's still time for WTC to save his potato crop?
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
The tits and ass moon isn't until August.
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I know it's spring, I saw a lawnmower ad on TV.
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Spring is relative....

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Been raining for three days here, I can't sit outside on the ferry ride to work.
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Wut wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:16 pm Been raining for three days here, I can't sit outside on the ferry ride to work.
i won't be riding any ferrys. thanks.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:56 pm Maybe there's still time for WTC to save his potato crop?
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 9:11 pm Spring is relative....

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Man, that flooding down the Missouri- Mississippi this year is going to bad.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
GD funny. Anyone else notice the new BS on TV when there is a storm (Winter, Severe) coming, "24 million impacted" prominently displayed in the upper corner (actually paying someone to come up with the actual figure). I'm surprised they haven't reported this Super Moon story with a "8.85 Billion impacted" in the same corner.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:45 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
GD funny. Anyone else notice the new BS on TV when there is a storm (Winter, Severe) coming, "24 million impacted" prominently displayed in the upper corner (actually paying someone to come up with the actual figure). I'm surprised they haven't reported this Super Moon story with a "8.85 Billion impacted" in the same corner.
I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

And you are the biggest hypocrite on here. You go on about how your nut trees are blooming and what not and the minute somebody else starts poo-pooing something you hitch your wagon to it.

So STFU.
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:48 pm I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

that series of documentaries (or what ever you call them) that Stephen Hawking put out, attempting to help people understand astrophysics was amazing. i could seriously watch shows like that all day.
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Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:53 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:48 pm I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

that series of documentaries (or what ever you call them) that Stephen Hawking put out, attempting to help people understand astrophysics was amazing. i could seriously watch shows like that all day.
Amazing to say the least. I thoroughly enjoyed them.
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Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:53 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:48 pm I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

that series of documentaries (or what ever you call them) that Stephen Hawking put out, attempting to help people understand astrophysics was amazing. i could seriously watch shows like that all day.
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megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:48 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:45 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
GD funny. Anyone else notice the new BS on TV when there is a storm (Winter, Severe) coming, "24 million impacted" prominently displayed in the upper corner (actually paying someone to come up with the actual figure). I'm surprised they haven't reported this Super Moon story with a "8.85 Billion impacted" in the same corner.
I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

And you are the biggest hypocrite on here. You go on about how your nut trees are blooming and what not and the minute somebody else starts poo-pooing something you hitch your wagon to it.

So STFU.
Well that was totally unexpected and uncalled for. I was making a joke. And you don't know what you're talking about.I live in an area very rare in these times. My place is so remote it's considered one of the darkest skies on the entire continent. With my eyes and my telescope, I am watching the heavens like our ancestors did centuries ago. So I suggest you STFU. Never forget one night after I moved back here. December- Absolutely brutal cold after an arctic front. Sat out in a fold out cot under tons of blankets and witnessed the Orion Nebula like it was right in front of me through binoculars.
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Flumper wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:53 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:48 pm I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

that series of documentaries (or what ever you call them) that Stephen Hawking put out, attempting to help people understand astrophysics was amazing. i could seriously watch shows like that all day.
"A Brief History of Time"?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:10 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:48 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:45 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
GD funny. Anyone else notice the new BS on TV when there is a storm (Winter, Severe) coming, "24 million impacted" prominently displayed in the upper corner (actually paying someone to come up with the actual figure). I'm surprised they haven't reported this Super Moon story with a "8.85 Billion impacted" in the same corner.
I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

And you are the biggest hypocrite on here. You go on about how your nut trees are blooming and what not and the minute somebody else starts poo-pooing something you hitch your wagon to it.

So STFU.
Well that was totally unexpected and uncalled for. I was making a joke. And you don't know what you're talking about.I live in an area very rare in these times. My place is so remote it's considered one of the darkest skies on the entire continent. With my eyes and my telescope, I am watching the heavens like our ancestors did centuries ago. So I suggest you STFU. Never forget one night after I moved back here. December- Absolutely brutal cold after an arctic front. Sat out in a fold out cot under tons of blankets and witnessed the Orion Nebula like it was right in front of me through binoculars.
Nice cover. That was a lot of detail for "just a joke". Your a sad individual indeed.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 11:10 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:48 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:45 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:58 pm
megman wrote: ↑Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:50 pm I heard the sap was running through the trees....

On another note there is suppose to be a Super moon tonight. First time on the Spring equinox since 2000 and the next won't be until 2030. Might be the last chance to see it for some of you old fucks. :lol:
Every other fucking day there's some moon story bullshit that'll only happen once every who cares..

Let me know when the moon sprouts a dick or some tits and I'll go ooo and aaaaa over it. Until then, fuck off.
GD funny. Anyone else notice the new BS on TV when there is a storm (Winter, Severe) coming, "24 million impacted" prominently displayed in the upper corner (actually paying someone to come up with the actual figure). I'm surprised they haven't reported this Super Moon story with a "8.85 Billion impacted" in the same corner.
I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with people that can't stop and enjoy a show that Mother Nature or the cosmos puts on.

And you are the biggest hypocrite on here. You go on about how your nut trees are blooming and what not and the minute somebody else starts poo-pooing something you hitch your wagon to it.

So STFU.
Well that was totally unexpected and uncalled for. I was making a joke. And you don't know what you're talking about.I live in an area very rare in these times. My place is so remote it's considered one of the darkest skies on the entire continent. With my eyes and my telescope, I am watching the heavens like our ancestors did centuries ago. So I suggest you STFU. Never forget one night after I moved back here. December- Absolutely brutal cold after an arctic front. Sat out in a fold out cot under tons of blankets and witnessed the Orion Nebula like it was right in front of me through binoculars.
What the hell does dark sky viewing have to do with your post about weather forecasts or Megman mentioning your trees?
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