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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:24 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:31 am
I can't always be posting here, I work.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:48 am
Is that your way of asking for dick pics?
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:58 am
If you want entertainment buy a dog.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:22 am
It should be real fun when/if AH ever finds his way back on... 
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 4:25 am
You could always start a best of Evvan pic thread
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:36 am
So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:05 am
Ozzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeonCaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:36 am So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:06 am
I guess I shouldn't mention the time I met Mario AndrettiJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:05 amOzzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeonCaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:36 am So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:09 am
Wayne’s World?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:36 am So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:10 am
YupHighNDry wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:09 amWayne’s World?CaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:36 am So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:12 am
Oh please do.. your last tale still has me chuckling.. it made my dayCaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:06 amI guess I shouldn't mention the time I met Mario AndrettiJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:05 amOzzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeonCaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:36 am So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
As for Andretti, I trust your father was there... glad handing, ass grabbery and such.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:16 am
Nope, this was 10 years ago, Mario lives in PAJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:12 amOh please do.. your last tale still has me chuckling.. it made my dayCaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:06 amI guess I shouldn't mention the time I met Mario AndrettiJackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:05 amOzzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeonCaptQuint wrote: ↑Tue Mar 19, 2019 10:36 am So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
As for Andretti, I trust your father was there... glad handing, ass grabbery and such.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:21 am
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Nope, this was 10 years ago, Mario lives in PA
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Is he an early riser as well?
Nope, this was 10 years ago, Mario lives in PA
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Is he an early riser as well?
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:23 am
Nope, this was 10 years ago, Mario lives in PA
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Is he an early riser as well?
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Probably, he has an incredible work ethic
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 11:38 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:03 pm
Had to take my car over to my buddies shop and use his obd scanner. I was hanging out in a bar with my then girlfriend during a snowstorm and Mario and bunch of his friends showed up on snowmobiles. He bought several rounds and told stories about his struggles with the Indy 500 and talked a lot about NASCAR. He is a really nice guy and the bartender who is also the bar owner said it wasn't the first time he was in there. Not that exciting but it was cool.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:14 pm
Bite me.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 2:18 pm
I shaved my balls this morning and today I'm going to set up some house calls for estimates on some work I want to have done to our laundry room.
I know, I know. I'm a fucking wild man.
I know, I know. I'm a fucking wild man.
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 5:54 pm
HI Avery!! 
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 7:26 pm
FUCK!
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Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:54 pm
We need pix of your skinny tits.