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[Who]

HOF Thread

[Blast]

I can't always be posting here, I work.

[kwebber]

Is that your way of asking for dick pics?

[HighNDry]

If you want entertainment buy a dog.

[QillerDaemon]

It should be real fun when/if AH ever finds his way back on...

[Who]

You could always start a best of Evvan pic thread

[CaptQuint]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

[JackRabbit_Slim]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Ozzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeon

[CaptQuint]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Ozzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeon

I guess I shouldn't mention the time I met Mario Andretti

[HighNDry]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Wayne’s World?

[CaptQuint]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Wayne’s World?

Yup

[JackRabbit_Slim]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Ozzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeon

I guess I shouldn't mention the time I met Mario Andretti

Oh please do.. your last tale still has me chuckling.. it made my day

As for Andretti, I trust your father was there... glad handing, ass grabbery and such.

[CaptQuint]

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

Ozzy never in his life did a great show.. even when he ate that pigeon

I guess I shouldn't mention the time I met Mario Andretti

Oh please do.. your last tale still has me chuckling.. it made my day

As for Andretti, I trust your father was there... glad handing, ass grabbery and such.

Nope, this was 10 years ago, Mario lives in PA

[JackRabbit_Slim]

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Nope, this was 10 years ago, Mario lives in PA
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Is he an early riser as well?

[CaptQuint]

Nope, this was 10 years ago, Mario lives in PA
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Is he an early riser as well?
[/quote]

Probably, he has an incredible work ethic

[JackRabbit_Slim]

Probably, he has an incredible work ethic

So... what's the story?

[CaptQuint]

Probably, he has an incredible work ethic

So... what's the story?

Had to take my car over to my buddies shop and use his obd scanner. I was hanging out in a bar with my then girlfriend during a snowstorm and Mario and bunch of his friends showed up on snowmobiles. He bought several rounds and told stories about his struggles with the Indy 500 and talked a lot about NASCAR. He is a really nice guy and the bartender who is also the bar owner said it wasn't the first time he was in there. Not that exciting but it was cool.

[Blast]

un-fucking-acceptable!!!

Bite me.

[CHEEZY17]

I shaved my balls this morning and today I'm going to set up some house calls for estimates on some work I want to have done to our laundry room.
I know, I know. I'm a fucking wild man.

[s.murph]

HI Avery!!

[HighNDry]

HI Avery!!

Why even bother with this troll anymore?

[s.murph]

HI Avery!!

Why even bother with this troll anymore?

Kiss my ass, you fucking homoschedule!

[JackRabbit_Slim]

HI Avery!!

Why even bother with this troll anymore?

Kiss my ass, you fucking homoschedule!

I for one like this s.murph guy. He seems cool.

[CHEEZY17]

FUCK!

[VisionaryEric]

Ya'll are fucking boring now....wtf UJ?!

We need pix of your skinny tits.