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Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:28 pm
by Geist
Has that been determined?

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm
by Stapes
We had our best investigator on it and he determined that bat guano killed the Irish.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:47 pm
by CaptQuint
It's Al Gore

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:50 pm
by Geist
Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that bat guano killed the Irish.
See this kind of comment is why we need the rep point system back because I don't want to publicly admit it made me laugh but I'd certainly thumbs up ya.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm
by Geist
Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
by CaptQuint
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:06 pm
by Geist
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Careful he doesn't try to Smollett you. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a magazine cut-out letter addressed from CaptQuint.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:06 pm
by QillerDaemon
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:50 pm See this kind of comment is why we need the rep point system back because I don't want to publicly admit it made me laugh but I'd certainly thumbs up ya.
I've looked into several rep systems, including the one we had back at UJ, and none of them are worth the security risks or the trouble to make them work with the recent versions of phpBB. I'll keep looking, but our board security is pretty paramount.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pm
by AnalHamster
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:09 pm
by Geist
QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:06 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:50 pm See this kind of comment is why we need the rep point system back because I don't want to publicly admit it made me laugh but I'd certainly thumbs up ya.
I've looked into several rep systems, including the one we had back at UJ, and none of them are worth the security risks or the trouble to make them work with the recent versions of phpBB. I'll keep looking, but our board security is pretty paramount.
Ugh, thanks again 9/11.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:09 pm
by CaptQuint
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:06 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Careful he doesn't try to Smollett you. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a magazine cut-out letter addressed from CaptQuint.
He's about as smart as Smollett, so he'd keep the magazines in his room because he isn't done looking at the pictures

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:11 pm
by CaptQuint
analhamster wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
I was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:12 pm
by Geist
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:11 pm
analhamster wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
I was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.
No, just one wearing them.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:49 pm
by CaptQuint
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:12 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:11 pm
analhamster wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
I was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.
No, just one wearing them.
I know the District Attorney, I'm gonna send him this and tell him to look for a Texan if they find my skinned corpse in the camaro
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:54 pm
by WestTexasCrude
Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that "Seabird" guano killed the Irish.
FTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:57 pm
by Reservoir Dog
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:54 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that "Seabird" guano killed the Irish.
FTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.
Peru had a thriving export of both bird AND bat guano.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:03 am
by megman
Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:54 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that "Seabird" guano killed the Irish.
FTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.
Peru had a thriving export of both bird AND bat guano.
I'm sure that's where the phrase "batshit crazy" came from, but I'll wait for the expert from Texas to weigh in.....

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:18 am
by Who
I am not registered as s.murph

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:30 am
by megman

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:33 am
by CaptQuint
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:36 am
by FreakShowFanatic
captquint wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:33 am Image
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs[/media]

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:41 am
by Geist
The fact that no mods are weighing in tells me they've probably been paid off by the culprit. This has Slap's handiwork written all over it.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am
by WestTexasCrude
I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize. I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:50 am
by FreakShowFanatic
I too would like to apologize for these two fags gaying up this board. :roll:

Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?

Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:51 am
by CaptQuint
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.


Accepted buddy
WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.
That's fucking gross dude