Who is running the Smurph troll?
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Who is running the Smurph troll?
Has that been determined?
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
We had our best investigator on it and he determined that bat guano killed the Irish.
I blame Biker.
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
It's Al Gore
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
Careful he doesn't try to Smollett you. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a magazine cut-out letter addressed from CaptQuint.
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I've looked into several rep systems, including the one we had back at UJ, and none of them are worth the security risks or the trouble to make them work with the recent versions of phpBB. I'll keep looking, but our board security is pretty paramount.
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.
One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
Ugh, thanks again 9/11.QillerDaemon wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:06 pmI've looked into several rep systems, including the one we had back at UJ, and none of them are worth the security risks or the trouble to make them work with the recent versions of phpBB. I'll keep looking, but our board security is pretty paramount.
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
He's about as smart as Smollett, so he'd keep the magazines in his room because he isn't done looking at the pictures
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
I was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.analhamster wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pmLast time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.
One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
No, just one wearing them.captquint wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:11 pmI was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.analhamster wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pmLast time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.
One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
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I know the District Attorney, I'm gonna send him this and tell him to look for a Texan if they find my skinned corpse in the camaroGeist wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:12 pmNo, just one wearing them.captquint wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:11 pmI was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.analhamster wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pmLast time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.
One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.

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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
Peru had a thriving export of both bird AND bat guano.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:54 pmFTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
I'm sure that's where the phrase "batshit crazy" came from, but I'll wait for the expert from Texas to weigh in.....Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:57 pmPeru had a thriving export of both bird AND bat guano.WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:54 pmFTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.
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I am not registered as s.murph
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MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
The fact that no mods are weighing in tells me they've probably been paid off by the culprit. This has Slap's handiwork written all over it.
Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize. I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.
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I too would like to apologize for these two fags gaying up this board. 

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Re: Who is running the Smurph troll?
WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.
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That's fucking gross dudeWestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.
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