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Who is running the Smurph troll?

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Has that been determined?
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We had our best investigator on it and he determined that bat guano killed the Irish.
I blame Biker.
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It's Al Gore
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Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that bat guano killed the Irish.
See this kind of comment is why we need the rep point system back because I don't want to publicly admit it made me laugh but I'd certainly thumbs up ya.
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Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
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Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
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captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Careful he doesn't try to Smollett you. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a magazine cut-out letter addressed from CaptQuint.
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Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:50 pm See this kind of comment is why we need the rep point system back because I don't want to publicly admit it made me laugh but I'd certainly thumbs up ya.
I've looked into several rep systems, including the one we had back at UJ, and none of them are worth the security risks or the trouble to make them work with the recent versions of phpBB. I'll keep looking, but our board security is pretty paramount.
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captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
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QillerDaemon wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:06 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:50 pm See this kind of comment is why we need the rep point system back because I don't want to publicly admit it made me laugh but I'd certainly thumbs up ya.
I've looked into several rep systems, including the one we had back at UJ, and none of them are worth the security risks or the trouble to make them work with the recent versions of phpBB. I'll keep looking, but our board security is pretty paramount.
Ugh, thanks again 9/11.
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Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:06 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Careful he doesn't try to Smollett you. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a magazine cut-out letter addressed from CaptQuint.
He's about as smart as Smollett, so he'd keep the magazines in his room because he isn't done looking at the pictures
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analhamster wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
I was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.
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captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:11 pm
analhamster wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
I was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.
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Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:12 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:11 pm
analhamster wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:08 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:55 pm
Geist wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:52 pm Also he went dormant after making vague threats to Cappy. I'm kinda worried.
He's done it before, he'll be back by Friday acting like it never happened
Last time he was just scoping your property, preparing for this time.

One of you will be here on Friday, one of you will be in a shallow grave. Good luck.
I was hoping to be cremated, but at least I will not have to worry about earthworms violating my mortal remains.
No, just one wearing them.
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Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that "Seabird" guano killed the Irish.
FTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:54 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that "Seabird" guano killed the Irish.
FTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.
Peru had a thriving export of both bird AND bat guano.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 11:54 pm
Stapes wrote: Mon Mar 11, 2019 10:45 pm We had our best investigator on it and he determined that "Seabird" guano killed the Irish.
FTFY. At least get the facts correct. You're not CQ, for Christ's sake.
Peru had a thriving export of both bird AND bat guano.
I'm sure that's where the phrase "batshit crazy" came from, but I'll wait for the expert from Texas to weigh in.....
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MY PEOPLE SKILLS ARE JUST FINE. IT"S MY TOLERANCE FOR IDIOTS THAT NEEDS WORK
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The fact that no mods are weighing in tells me they've probably been paid off by the culprit. This has Slap's handiwork written all over it.
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I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize. I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.
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I too would like to apologize for these two fags gaying up this board. :roll:
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do want to apologize to CQ for last night. It seems getting through this Winter involves heavy beer consumption especially on Sunday's. Talking out my ass. This isn't old UJ with TBD and Smoke riding my ass daily. Again, I apologize.


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WestTexasCrude wrote: Tue Mar 12, 2019 12:48 am I do have to admit, seeing the CQ character bitten in half by the Great White, I fapped.
That's fucking gross dude
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