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Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:56 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
https://nypost.com/2019/03/06/billionai ... nt-report/
This guy apparently suffered the napoleon complex and ended up dead whilst getting his dick injected with enlargement goo.
So that brings me to serious question. Would you rather have an impressive dong, or a tiny dong and a billion dollars?
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:16 pm
by CHEEZY17
If I had to make that choice I'd take the billion dollars. The girls can always be paid to pretend they're digging it.
My cock and income are comfortably above average though, thank you.
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:28 pm
by AnalHamster
That is way up there on the embarrassing ways to die list.
If you had a billion it really wouldn't matter how big your cock is, you could laze around all day getting it sucked by your 18-21 year old asian concubines.
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:31 pm
by AnalHamster
Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 7:58 pm
by Homebrew
analhamster wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:31 pm
Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.
That's fucking brilliant thinking.

Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:48 pm
by Who
So Robert Kraft didn’t think things through
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:50 pm
by WestTexasCrude
CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:16 pm
If I had to make that choice I'd take the billion dollars. The girls can always be paid to pretend they're digging it.
My cock and income are comfortably above average though, thank you.
Dear Penthouse forum
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 11:51 pm
by WestTexasCrude
analhamster wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:31 pm
Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.

Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:10 pm
by JackRabbit_Slim
analhamster wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 1:31 pm
Come to think of it, if I had a billion dollars and a tiny penis, I'd leave the penis alone and pay for a few vagina reductions.
I expect it was that kind of
out of the box thinking that got me the billion dollars.
More like in the box. Specifically.
But speaking for all well-endowed men, I don't think you can really substitute the feeling a filling a woman up with tightening her vaginal opening. I'm not saying I wouldn't sacrifice my meat sword for a billion dollars.. As amusing as sex can be, I imagine I would find sufficient solace in my limitless lifestyle.
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 5:15 pm
by VinceBordenIII
This is Poetic Justice.
Read this:
http://www.online-literature.com/poe/125/
Read It!!
It's very short. lol.
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:27 pm
by Blast
If the chick is packing a hallway, there's no way your hiding is going to fill it by itself unless you're packing a 12 pound cock.
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:48 am
by JackRabbit_Slim
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:27 pm
If the chick is packing a hallway, there's no way your hiding is going to fill it by itself unless you're packing a 12 pound cock.
"Packing a hallway?"
Re: Billionaire wants bigger penis, gets massive heart attack instead
Posted: Sat Mar 09, 2019 1:51 am
by Blast
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 12:48 am
Blast wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 7:27 pm
If the chick is packing a hallway, there's no way your hiding is going to fill it by itself unless you're packing a 12 pound cock.
"Packing a hallway?"
Never heard the term tossing a hot dog down a hallway?