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Actual Real World Truths

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In a neighborhood where every living thing can hear a dog that barks constantly all night, the only ones that seem to be afflicted with the disability of deafness are the owners.
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Yep. I have several “deaf” families that live near me.
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Typical WTC post

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^^^zero fucks given. :lol:
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New Jersey Town Proposes Rule Giving Dog Owners Jail Time For Nonstop Barking

https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2019/03/05 ... jail-time/
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Add Harley Davidson riders to the list.
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Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:21 pm Add Harley Davidson riders to the list.
They're a dying breed. Don't worry.
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I blame Biker.
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Whackov wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:18 pm Yep. I have several “deaf” families that live near me.
Yeah, It's not that a dog is barking at a deer or anything. It just barks non-stop you know at nothing.
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Contrary to what seems to be the current parental guide, Life isn't fair, Hard work matters, No trophy for 2nd place, you are judged on how you treat people. You know, like society has been for thousands of years without the recent confusion about which bathroom to use.
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It's a hitch to stop Amazon Prime. It's damn near impossible to get Amazon to delete an account.
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Here's a bit of trivia, President Nixon retired in Saddle River.

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nah, Quint isn't a racist. All of his shenanigans is him just being silly. :roll:
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Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:38 am It's a hitch to stop Amazon Prime. It's damn near impossible to get Amazon to delete an account.
Well, maybe you need to rethink on how to communicate with Amazon to resolve your hitch
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:47 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:38 am It's a hitch to stop Amazon Prime. It's damn near impossible to get Amazon to delete an account.
Well, maybe you need to rethink on how to communicate with Amazon to resolve your hitch
True. I didn't have a guided missile nor the coordinates to aim one correctly.
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Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:50 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:47 am
Antknot wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 1:38 am It's a hitch to stop Amazon Prime. It's damn near impossible to get Amazon to delete an account.
Well, maybe you need to rethink on how to communicate with Amazon to resolve your hitch
True. I didn't have a guided missile nor the coordinates to aim one correctly.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:29 pm
Charliesheen wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:21 pm Add Harley Davidson riders to the list.
They're a dying breed. Don't worry.
Is that cause only old fart weekend bikers buy them? Who then either die off from old age or kill themselves cause they haven't rode a bike in 30 years?
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Harley rode the baby boomer tide but that shit is over and they're all too old to be buying new bikes..
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I know you used to sell bikes, were they just pedal bikes or anything with motors. One of my mates is bike crazy and swears by Ducati although he recently got a Triumph speed triple.
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Degas wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2019 9:55 pm I know you used to sell bikes, were they just pedal bikes or anything with motors. One of my mates is bike crazy and swears by Ducati although he recently got a Triumph speed triple.
I sold pedal bikes but bought and sold vintage motorcycles on the side. I still do that as it's pretty good money and i get a kick out of it..

Ducati makes a wicked fun bike to ride.. reliable? Not exactly.. affordable? Hell no..

I wouldn't buy anything with an engine made in England.. that's just silly.
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Mate, come on. You know most F1 teams are based in England, we legit have some of the best engineers on the planet. I know it's just a shitty meme, but that one is totally bollocks. Mock the teeth and bad food, but you are so wrong on that account.
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That in our Modern World, we are required by some newly acquired rules, that 96.3% of the total population of the Country must bend to and be tolerant of a vast vast minority of deviant activity. Nope-Never.
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Degas wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2019 2:45 am Mate, come on. You know most F1 teams are based in England, we legit have some of the best engineers on the planet. I know it's just a shitty meme, but that one is totally bollocks. Mock the teeth and bad food, but you are so wrong on that account.
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