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The new Micheal Jackson kid touching 4 hour 2 part doc dropped on HBO. If you wanna watch it just watch the first part then find something else to do.
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The Lego corporation bought MJ's ashes and have incorporated them into the blocks.

Now 11 year olds can play with him....
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Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson get kicked out of the school cafeteria?
A: Because he ate all the kids' wieners.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!!!
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My favorite:
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic shopping bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and harmful to children.
The other is a shopping bag.
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:lol:
HighNDry wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:56 pm My favorite:
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic shopping bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and harmful to children.
The other is a shopping bag.
OK, that's good.
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Farrah Fawcett died and found herself standing before the gates of Heaven.

God came forth and said, "Farrah, you lived your life working for the humanities. You strived to enrich mankind and better the lives of countless millions. I will grant you one wish."

Farrah replied, "Please God, save all the children."

So God killed Michael Jackson.
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i heard on the radio this morning that radio stations around the world are all banning MJ's music from their stations.
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From what I heard on CBS the two primary people accusing Jackson now said under oath during a trial that he didn't abuse them.

Were they liars then or are they liars now?
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He did make some good music, raping little boys doesn't alter that. It should affect where the profits go rather than result in the music being ignored.
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Biker wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:22 pm
beagleboy wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:15 pm From what I heard on CBS the two primary people accusing Jackson now said under oath during a trial that he didn't abuse them.

Were they liars then or are they liars now?
If we are to believe the movie (its not a documentary), then MJ is a genius at raping little boys
Having them sleeping over in his bedroom which was accessible only by an alarmed corridor doesn't seem particularly cunning.
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Biker wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:38 pm
analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:34 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:22 pm
beagleboy wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:15 pm From what I heard on CBS the two primary people accusing Jackson now said under oath during a trial that he didn't abuse them.

Were they liars then or are they liars now?
If we are to believe the movie (its not a documentary), then MJ is a genius at raping little boys
Having them sleeping over in his bedroom which was accessible only by an alarmed corridor doesn't seem particularly cunning.
I bet he had all kinds of security measures in place all over the property.
Kinda hard to fuck kids without them, what with all the servants about.

I think it's a valuable lesson to us all, if you send your little kids on private sleepovers with rich weirdo adult male celebrities, make sure the little tyke comes back with something semen stained.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:50 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:38 pm
analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:34 pm
Biker wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:22 pm
beagleboy wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 4:15 pm From what I heard on CBS the two primary people accusing Jackson now said under oath during a trial that he didn't abuse them.

Were they liars then or are they liars now?
If we are to believe the movie (its not a documentary), then MJ is a genius at raping little boys
Having them sleeping over in his bedroom which was accessible only by an alarmed corridor doesn't seem particularly cunning.
I bet he had all kinds of security measures in place all over the property.
Kinda hard to fuck kids without them, what with all the servants about.

I think it's a valuable lesson to us all, if you send your little kids on private sleepovers with rich weirdo adult male celebrities, make sure the little tyke comes back with something semen stained.
He's innocent until you show me semen stains.

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Well darn, there's nothing on him except multiple accusers and a couple of witnesses, himself on tape talking about sharing his bed with his little friends, and a 23 million dollar settlement he paid to silence one 13 year old boy. Just another travesty of justice.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:09 pm Well darn, there's nothing on him except multiple accusers and a couple of witnesses, himself on tape talking about sharing his bed with his little friends, and a 23 million dollar settlement he paid to silence one 13 year old boy. Just another travesty of justice.
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captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:12 pm The new Micheal Jackson kid touching 4 hour 2 part doc dropped on HBO. If you wanna watch it just watch the first part then find something else to do.
They're not actually going to show him diddling any young boys, you know.
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captquint wrote: Tue Mar 05, 2019 1:20 am Image
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VinceBordenIII wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:25 pm
captquint wrote: Mon Mar 04, 2019 11:12 pm The new Micheal Jackson kid touching 4 hour 2 part doc dropped on HBO. If you wanna watch it just watch the first part then find something else to do.
They're not actually going to show him diddling any young boys, you know.
Really? HBO isn't gonna air CP? Color me shocked
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I think you have to keep in mind the whole thought process of these Jackson family. MJ is using drugs like crazy to "get back in shape" so he can go on a worldwide tour to dig himself out of debt, OD's, and the family has the local DA go after his personal physician and have him thrown in jail for years/ decades. Hell, he may still be there. Have never heard that he got released.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:35 pm I think you have to keep in mind the whole thought process of these Jackson family. MJ is using drugs like crazy to "get back in shape" so he can go on a worldwide tour to dig himself out of debt, OD's, and the family has the local DA go after his personal physician and have him thrown in jail for years/ decades. Hell, he may still be there. Have never heard that he got released.
His personal physician gave him a general anaesthetic as a sleep aid. Corrupt malpractice, he was lucky to only get 2 years.
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analhamster wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:57 pm
WestTexasCrude wrote: Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:35 pm I think you have to keep in mind the whole thought process of these Jackson family. MJ is using drugs like crazy to "get back in shape" so he can go on a worldwide tour to dig himself out of debt, OD's, and the family has the local DA go after his personal physician and have him thrown in jail for years/ decades. Hell, he may still be there. Have never heard that he got released.
His personal physician gave him a general anaesthetic as a sleep aid. Corrupt malpractice, he was lucky to only get 2 years.
Probably right. Still with this family, it's always somebody's else's fault. whether OD or kiddie piddling.
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I don't understand why this is news (beyond this new film being released), this was big news 15 years ago when it originally happened. People forgave him then cause he was Michael Jackson, the mud is only sticking this time cause he is dead and can't buy people off. He was clearly guilty the first time.
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