If you wanted to accomplish being a serial killer, would you randomly kill aimlessly or target people in advance?

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If you wanted to accomplish being a serial killer, would you randomly kill aimlessly or target people in advance?

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Just wondering what my friends on this forum think about that.

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BTW, I met my wife in the South Bronx hood. Sure I worked with her but that's where I really met her, if you know what I mean. I was her boss and amazingly impressed at how good a worker she was. Turns out I was right, she is amazing in every way. 8-)
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What's your address, again ?
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:00 pm What's your address, again ?
I live in NJ, you useless scumbag, & btw I'm not even inviting you to my country because you are nothing but an aimless douchebag.

You had your chance, but you ended up being a total fuckup. My sister, the West Point Grad I told you about invites people to our place, pays for them, and we, as our nice family does, gives to them.

You, on the other hand, are a weasel. Sorry fucktard, you lose, & so does your fat ugly wife.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Fuck that weasel RD, he is absolutely the worst scumbag on this board.
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I love me these hot latina babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Biker was too much of a little fag to handle a hot latina babe. Sorry bitch. :twisted:
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Biker is my bitch. Fuck that fag, I don't want him. Let him suck the little cock that Anal Hamster has. :lol:
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:25 pm I love me these hot latina babes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This is a good thread.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:33 pm This is a good thread.
How many FSF personalities are in here right now?
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:12 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:00 pm What's your address, again ?
I live in NJ, you useless scumbag, & btw I'm not even inviting you to my country because you are nothing but an aimless douchebag.

You had your chance, but you ended up being a total fuckup. My sister, the West Point Grad I told you about invites people to our place, pays for them, and we, as our nice family does, gives to them.

You, on the other hand, are a weasel. Sorry fucktard, you lose, & so does your fat ugly wife.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:36 pm
HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 9:33 pm This is a good thread.
How many FSF personalities are in here right now?
Considering 90% of posts in the thread are his, I’d say all of them.
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When there is a mass killing in NJ we're all going to feel like shit for not doing something sooner
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BigRedRetard wrote: Sun Feb 17, 2019 12:24 am I would kill randomly. Old/Young/Black/White and with a different method of murder each time. I would turn the bodies in to chum out in the ocean. Not that I ever though about it.
I'd select victims randomly, but then target them carefully, bearing in mind that the days of being able to stalk victims freely are long past with the advent of CCTV. These days the po po can trawl through vast stores of CCTV around the movement of different victims and cross reference with facial recognition. You don't want to go full rural, because strangers stick out there, but not the inner cities either. There is an argument for targeting the underclass, hookers, homeless etc, because the investigation is weaker, but on the other hand your victim is then a smelly hobo or skanky hoe, so it kinda depends what you want to do with them. Higher quality victims add risk. Ocean disposal is the ideal, but anything where the bodies don't get found. Murder method doesn't matter so much if there's no body to determine what it was.
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You need to be careful of license plate readers and cell phone tracking these days as well.
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My carefully selected targets would be hidden in mass casualty events.
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I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.
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Wut wrote: Sun Feb 17, 2019 3:03 am You need to be careful of license plate readers and cell phone tracking these days as well.
Gotta use a car or truck that doesn't have GPS built in, most do
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I would target children. I would go across the country visiting daycares pretending I have a kid and I'm interested in their services. Little do they know I've stowed away a peanut in my pocket. Casualties would be immense.
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Geist wrote: Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:42 pm I would target children. I would go across the country visiting daycares pretending I have a kid and I'm interested in their services. Little do they know I've stowed away a peanut in my pocket. Casualties would be immense.
It would be a national emergency!
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Killing people and disposing of bodies just seems like so much work.. can't figure these people out.. just watch netflix and get fat. Way less effort.
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