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Vacation Time!

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It's odd. This is going to be the first time I've ever taken a full week off and not had to worry about a wife or kids. I took the time off originally to go to the cabin and remember Dad on the third anniversary of losing him and some snowmobiling. Now, I'm really tempted to just hop in the car and take an impromptu road trip.
So with the starting spot in Wisconsin, and I don't currently have my passport, where should I head? What are some great sights or places to visit near you? I have a week this time, maybe later this summer I'll have more.
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Drive south until it is warm out, and never go back to WI.
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Is there a ferry across lake Michigan? Take it and then go to Ford Museum.
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Go visit WTC he lonely, or go get drunk in Nashville
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Go visit buttunit in Chicago
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Go to New Jersey.
Punch out FSF.
Post video.
We'll all laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:30 pm Go to New Jersey.
Punch out FSF.
Post video.
We'll all laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Don't hurt him. A video of his scared reaction and video of him literally running away will suffice
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captquint wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:33 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:30 pm Go to New Jersey.
Punch out FSF.
Post video.
We'll all laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Don't hurt him. A video of his scared reaction and video of him literally running away will suffice
You're assuming he won't leave the state before I can get there.
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Blast wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:02 am
captquint wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:33 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:30 pm Go to New Jersey.
Punch out FSF.
Post video.
We'll all laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Don't hurt him. A video of his scared reaction and video of him literally running away will suffice
You're assuming he won't leave the state before I can get there.
Hmmm, might be a good time to visit San Salvador
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Come drive around the north side of Milwaukee.
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Don't do it! He gonna blow you! (or do it if you're into that I won't judge)
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Fuck no. If I'm gonna suck a dick it's going to be young and virile. Not like YOUNG young, but yknow. They're still gonna have a textbook or two.
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Geist wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:20 am Fuck no. If I'm gonna suck a dick it's going to be young and virile. Not like YOUNG young, but yknow. They're still gonna have a textbook or two.
You could help them with their homework
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Antknot wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:54 pm Is there a ferry across lake Michigan? Take it and then go to Ford Museum.
There are two car ferries across Lake Michigan. AFAIK, both out of service until spring. The Henry Ford is a great choice, as well as Greenfield Village. You need at least a full day for each.
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Take the road trip on the snowmobile.
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:30 pm Go to New Jersey.
Punch out FSF.
Post video.
We'll all laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
Listen scrawny boy, we've all seen your picture. You look like you can barely punch out a fly. Now fuck you and your whore mom and ignorant cop father. Tell your disgusting looking fat wife I say hi too, fag boy.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:30 am
What's with the fucking videos? Stop being a retard in every thread.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:37 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:30 am
What's with the fucking videos? Stop being a retard in every thread.
I post awesome videos. You on the other hand, you are just fucking up every thread with your childish bullshit, which is why you'll never amount to anything. Figure it out, little boy.
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:40 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:37 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:30 am
What's with the fucking videos? Stop being a retard in every thread.
I post awesome videos. You on the other hand, you are just fucking up every thread with your childish bullshit, which is why you'll never amount to anything. Figure it out, little boy.
I know navigating a forum is tough for someone as fucking retarded as you, so I'll help you out. Instead of posting your shitty videos in every thread, post them in the thread where you should post them: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=46

God, you're a fucking idiot.
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HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:43 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:40 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:37 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:30 am
What's with the fucking videos? Stop being a retard in every thread.
I post awesome videos. You on the other hand, you are just fucking up every thread with your childish bullshit, which is why you'll never amount to anything. Figure it out, little boy.
I know navigating a forum is tough for someone as fucking retarded as you, so I'll help you out. Instead of posting your shitty videos in every thread, post them in the thread where you should post them: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=46

God, you're a fucking idiot.
I know you just joined here and I've been here since 2003 but one thing for sure is that you are full of shit and are a little kid with no life. You can't hack it in NJ because NJ knows you suck and doesn't even want your lazy gay ass here. Try moving somewhere else & try logging off this site you fucking loser, because you are nothing but a minus on this site.

NJ doesn't want you, and UJ, which HAPPENS TO BE A NJ site, doesn't want you either. Move on chump. :lol:
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FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:46 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:43 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:40 am
HighNDry wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:37 am
FreakShowFanatic wrote: Sat Feb 16, 2019 2:30 am
What's with the fucking videos? Stop being a retard in every thread.
I post awesome videos. You on the other hand, you are just fucking up every thread with your childish bullshit, which is why you'll never amount to anything. Figure it out, little boy.
I know navigating a forum is tough for someone as fucking retarded as you, so I'll help you out. Instead of posting your shitty videos in every thread, post them in the thread where you should post them: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=46

God, you're a fucking idiot.
I know you just joined here and I've been here since 2003 but one thing for sure is that you are full of shit and are a little kid with no life. You can't hack it in NJ because NJ knows you suck and doesn't even want your lazy gay ass here. Try moving somewhere else & try logging off this site you fucking loser, because you are nothing but a minus on this site.

NJ doesn't want you, and UJ, which HAPPENS TO BE A NJ site, doesn't want you either. Move on chump. :lol:
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Oh boy, lol! You really got me there son. Fuck man, you are the dumbest 12 year old I've ever met in my life. :lol:
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