If I go missing...

[JCW]

Today's the day I meet my best online friend of 8 years in person for a weekend of concert-going, sightseeing and hopefully some bowchickawowwow! So if I disappear, send the search dogs to Victoria, thanks in advance.

[Animal]

Today's the day I meet my best online friend of 8 years in person for a weekend of concert-going, sightseeing and hopefully some bowchickawowwow! So if I disappear, send the search dogs to Victoria, thanks in advance.

male or female friend? this is important.

[JCW]

I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.

[Animal]

I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.

well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.

[beagleboy]

I'll just assume going forward that you are living in a pit with some guy telling you to put lotion on your skin.

[JCW]

I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.

well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.

Is that how girls night goes in your mind? We go home and pillow fight in frilly nighties after that?

[Animal]

I've said 1000x on here, I'm not into chicks. A man of intellect such as yourself can use context clues from here.

well, i didn't know the bowchicawowza meant fucking, i thought it meant like a girls night out. where you dance on tables when Bon Jovi songs come on and go home without half the things you wore when you left.

Is that how girls night goes in your mind? We go home and pillow fight in frilly nighties after that?

well, topless pillow fight, but pretty much.

[Reservoir Dog]

What could possibly go wrong?

[FSchmertz]

Call dibs on her record player

[CHEEZY17]

If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.

[CHEEZY17]

Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people

Stymie, hammy and who else?

[JCW]

If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.

I'm not sure, hes shy, we havent really talked like that. I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare), maybe that will transition to ass too? I'll report back!

[JCW]

Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people

This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully.

[Animal]

I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare)

you have got to be fucking kidding me!

[Charliesheen]

Sounds like a shit ton of fun. Hope he looks a little like the high school pics he claimed were “current”.

[Animal]

Sounds like a shit ton of fun. Hope he looks a little like the high school pics he claimed were “current”.

i'm more worried about what (or who's) pics she sent him.

[squirt]

Oh my! Fun times!!!

[JCW]

Ive met 4 UJers thus far. All good people

This guy I met in a video game. I saw him in a big city and his character's name cracked me up so I PMed him to say so. He wasnt weirded out that I was a girl playing a male character, thankfully.

Met on a video game site? Geez Im getting old

Well an actual video game, not a website. One of those huge interactive worlds with tons of real players. Some of my best friends came from that game. I ran a guild that had like 200+ members. We would team up in groups of up to 12 to take down big bosses.

Yes I'm full nerd.

[squirt]

Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does

Yes, I absolutely do remember him. WTF. That sucks.

What the hell.....coyote, Stymie, deadjake, s.murph....

[CHEEZY17]

Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does

That's a bummer. I remember him. He seemed like a good guy.

[CHEEZY17]

If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.

I'm not sure, hes shy, we havent really talked like that. I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare), maybe that will transition to ass too? I'll report back!

Cool, I actually look forward to hearing of the exploits!
I love Mrs CHEEZY but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the thrill of the chase so I enjoy hearing the adventures of others.
In case it gets that far, are you going fully shaved, landing strip, moderate bush or full bush?

[beagleboy]

Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does

Half the people you've met have died?

[squirt]

Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does

Half the people you've met have died?

Shit. LOL

[FSchmertz]

Geez, not to bring this thread down but I havent heard from Deadjake in a while. Went to his FB page and discovered that he passed away last May. Many wont remember him but I know Squirt does

Half the people you've met have died?

Though his job performance seems to be slipping a little.

[JCW]

If it gets to the good stuff, will ass play be involved? A friend was asking.

I'm not sure, hes shy, we havent really talked like that. I know he loves eating pussy (which from my experience in the dating world is rare), maybe that will transition to ass too? I'll report back!

Cool, I actually look forward to hearing of the exploits!
I love Mrs CHEEZY but I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss the thrill of the chase so I enjoy hearing the adventures of others.
In case it gets that far, are you going fully shaved, landing strip, moderate bush or full bush?

I guess moderate? I shaved my lips up well past the clitoris and a razor's width on the sides and trimmed the rest down to a non-hairball length.