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I moved last year from the Jersey Shore to Port St Lucie Florida. Hurricane models keep consistently having this thing come ashore at Category 4 right into my front door.

I have about a weeks worth of canned food and water but I don't know how I could last 2 days without electricity in 90 plus heat down here.

I'm in an over 55 mobile park. What do you think the over under is on my survival?

I do not own a record player.

Hope my Mommy will be ok

You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

From what I can gather from googling the last few minutes, being in a mobile home park on the coast when a Category 4 hurricane hits is probably the best option. Death should come quickly without much suffering. The experts say that it doesn't really matter if you are inside or outside of your mobile home when the worst part of the storm hits.

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:00 pm You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 9:50 pm I moved last year from the Jersey Shore to Port St Lucie Florida. Hurricane models keep consistently having this thing come ashore at Category 4 right into my front door.

I have about a weeks worth of canned food and water but I don't know how I could last 2 days without electricity in 90 plus heat down here.

I'm in an over 55 mobile park. What do you think the over under is on my survival?

I do not own a record player.

Generator with tons of gas. Survival? 50/50. We will sift through the debris for anything salvageable. Not hopeful knowing you.

Yea, buddy: we're fucked alright. This ain't adding up to be a good time come Monday morning...

By the way, yea I do have a record player, it's one of those USB type to pull audio from the turn table.
And I've already given dibs on it to BigRedRetard. Sorry...

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:03 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:00 pm You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

Don't worry, the prez is gonna nuke that windstorm

Go visit Smurph's corpse, it's far enough away that you'll be safe.

Why not leave now?

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:30 pm

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:03 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:00 pm You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

Doesn't matter, his trailer will be in the Gulf of Mexico on Monday

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:30 pm

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:03 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:00 pm You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

As the crow flies probably not even 3 miles. there is a barrier island and intercoastal waterway between me and the ocean.

FSchmertz wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:07 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:30 pm

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:03 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:00 pm You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

Doesn't matter, his trailer will be in the Gulf of Mexico on Monday

They call them mobiles down here...….it aint like Jersey trailer parks....lol

B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:05 pm Why not leave now?

That's a good question. One thing is that people who evacuate usually wind up in even worse situations and then aren't allowed back to their houses for weeks...….so its a gamble. I could boogie to Jersey and stay with friends but I'd like to see what God has in store.

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:13 pm

B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:05 pm Why not leave now?

That's a good question. One thing is that people who evacuate usually wind up in even worse situations and then aren't allowed back to their houses for weeks...….so its a gamble. I could boogie to Jersey and stay with friends but I'd like to see what God has in store.

Good luck to you. If it gets that bad though, you may not want to be there for weeks.

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:13 pm

B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:05 pm Why not leave now?

That's a good question. One thing is that people who evacuate usually wind up in even worse situations and then aren't allowed back to their houses for weeks...….so its a gamble. I could boogie to Jersey and stay with friends but I'd like to see what God has in store.

So... you moved from New Jersey to a trailer park in an area of Florida that gets 2 or 3 hurricanes every year?
I want some of what you've been smoking!

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:18 pm

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:13 pm

B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:05 pm Why not leave now?

That's a good question. One thing is that people who evacuate usually wind up in even worse situations and then aren't allowed back to their houses for weeks...….so its a gamble. I could boogie to Jersey and stay with friends but I'd like to see what God has in store.

So... you moved from New Jersey to a trailer park in an area of Florida that gets 2 or 3 hurricanes every year?
I want some of what you've been smoking!

MOBILE HOMES!!!!!

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:20 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:18 pm

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:13 pm

B-Tender wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:05 pm Why not leave now?

That's a good question. One thing is that people who evacuate usually wind up in even worse situations and then aren't allowed back to their houses for weeks...….so its a gamble. I could boogie to Jersey and stay with friends but I'd like to see what God has in store.

So... you moved from New Jersey to a trailer park in an area of Florida that gets 2 or 3 hurricanes every year?
I want some of what you've been smoking!

MOBILE HOMES!!!!!

They will be soon.

lol....airborne. Death from Above

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:31 pm Don't worry, the prez is gonna nuke that windstorm

And CQ will continue to imbibe his CNN Kool-aide like all his robots.

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:23 pm

CaptQuint wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:31 pm Don't worry, the prez is gonna nuke that windstorm

And CQ will continue to imbibe his CNN Kool-aide like all his robots.

You come looking for it. Windmills give people cancer right retard?

If history stands true, you’re fucked, hurricane, tornado, storm surge, they all find mobile homes.

It’s like they are storm magnets, at least your wreckage might decapitate someone.

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 11:11 pm

WestTexasCrude wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:30 pm

Stapes wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:03 pm

Reservoir Dog wrote: ↑Thu Aug 29, 2019 10:00 pm You're fucked. Die well and don't embarrass your family.

They'll find me wrapped in an American flag with my glock 19 in hand. 'Merica!!!

So, how far from the coast do you live?

As the crow flies probably not even 3 miles. there is a barrier island and intercoastal waterway between me and the ocean.

So, let me get this right. You and the wifey decided you wanted to move from NJ (?) to some place warmer. Looked all over the maps. She decided that flaccid dick state pointed toward Cuba looked good. You agreed and asked her where. She said as close the east shore as possible ( You know where the Hurricanes slam like a bullseyes every few years for 100,000 years). I'm guessing the real estate agent left with a smirk after that closing.