this site would be better if everyone were nicer to WTC

[Geist]

Like him or not he brings everyone together. God bless this man for his sacrifices.

[kwebber]

Yep, not all heroes wear capes

Yeah, apparently some wear hockey helmets.

[Blast]

Yep, not all heroes wear capes

Yeah, apparently some wear hockey helmets.

And lick windows.

[CaptQuint]

Sharp as a fuckin cue ball that WTC

[PimpDaddy]

I heard he buys orphaned puppies from shelters, then gives them to child cancer patients, along with a dog bed full of cash. My man!

[Reservoir Dog]

This thread reminds me of how the Mongols used to mine silver deep in the heart of China and then transported it using centuries-old trade routes to the steps of eastern Europe where they would trade the silver for precious jewels and Lapis Lazuli which they would use to ornately decorate the handles and scabbards of their weapons.
This practice turned out to be quite useful years later when the Mongols invaded Gaul (now called Spain) and they were able to trade the precious jewels for Spanish whores and alcohol. Unfortunately, the practice had become so widespread and rampant that it caused the eventual collapse of the entire Byzantine Empire, which in turn allowed Portugal to build the largest navy in the world which it used to invade Japan and corner the world market for whale oil. Once the global whale oil market was secure, Portugal was able to turn all it's military might toward the Soviet Union and the rest is... well... history.

[PimpDaddy]

Did that navy have puppies onboard?

[Reservoir Dog]

Did that navy have puppies onboard?

That's unknown. The ancient ship manifests were all lost when Krakatoa erupted in 1883.

[PimpDaddy]

Did that navy have puppies onboard?

That's unknown. The ancient ship manifests were all lost when Krakatoa erupted in 1883.

I bet they did. Fucking awesome ones, too! I say it almost daily, but FUCK KRAKATOA!

[Reservoir Dog]

Did that navy have puppies onboard?

That's unknown. The ancient ship manifests were all lost when Krakatoa erupted in 1883.

I bet they did. Fucking awesome ones, too! I say it almost daily, but FUCK KRAKATOA!

My guess would be Portuguese Water Dogs.

[Wut]

Did that navy have puppies onboard?

That's unknown. The ancient ship manifests were all lost when Krakatoa erupted in 1883.

I bet they did. Fucking awesome ones, too! I say it almost daily, but FUCK KRAKATOA!

I'm thinking it's about due to go BOOM again, it does so periodically.

[kwebber]

This thread reminds me of how the Mongols used to mine silver deep in the heart of China and then transported it using centuries-old trade routes to the steps of eastern Europe where they would trade the silver for precious jewels and Lapis Lazuli which they would use to ornately decorate the handles and scabbards of their weapons.
This practice turned out to be quite useful years later when the Mongols invaded Gaul (now called Spain) and they were able to trade the precious jewels for Spanish whores and alcohol. Unfortunately, the practice had become so widespread and rampant that it caused the eventual collapse of the entire Byzantine Empire, which in turn allowed Portugal to build the largest navy in the world which it used to invade Japan and corner the world market for whale oil. Once the global whale oil market was secure, Portugal was able to turn all it's military might toward the Soviet Union and the rest is... well... history.

You seem to know everything aboot early mining, trading, maritime history, and puppies. You are a very intelligent individual.

[PimpDaddy]

Yet we all play second fiddle to WTC. Humbling.

[hawkfan8812]

[Reservoir Dog]

You should ban yourself for that.

[WestTexasCrude]

This thread reminds me of how the Mongols used to mine silver deep in the heart of China and then transported it using centuries-old trade routes to the steps of eastern Europe where they would trade the silver for precious jewels and Lapis Lazuli which they would use to ornately decorate the handles and scabbards of their weapons.
This practice turned out to be quite useful years later when the Mongols invaded Gaul (now called Spain) and they were able to trade the precious jewels for Spanish whores and alcohol. Unfortunately, the practice had become so widespread and rampant that it caused the eventual collapse of the entire Byzantine Empire, which in turn allowed Portugal to build the largest navy in the world which it used to invade Japan and corner the world market for whale oil. Once the global whale oil market was secure, Portugal was able to turn all it's military might toward the Soviet Union and the rest is... well... history.

Now, that's some funny shit

[necronomous]

This thread reminds me of how the Mongols used to mine silver deep in the heart of China and then transported it using centuries-old trade routes to the steps of eastern Europe where they would trade the silver for precious jewels and Lapis Lazuli which they would use to ornately decorate the handles and scabbards of their weapons.
This practice turned out to be quite useful years later when the Mongols invaded Gaul (now called Spain) and they were able to trade the precious jewels for Spanish whores and alcohol. Unfortunately, the practice had become so widespread and rampant that it caused the eventual collapse of the entire Byzantine Empire, which in turn allowed Portugal to build the largest navy in the world which it used to invade Japan and corner the world market for whale oil. Once the global whale oil market was secure, Portugal was able to turn all it's military might toward the Soviet Union and the rest is... well... history.

Now, that's some funny shit

But do you know why

[Blast]

This thread reminds me of how the Mongols used to mine silver deep in the heart of China and then transported it using centuries-old trade routes to the steps of eastern Europe where they would trade the silver for precious jewels and Lapis Lazuli which they would use to ornately decorate the handles and scabbards of their weapons.
This practice turned out to be quite useful years later when the Mongols invaded Gaul (now called Spain) and they were able to trade the precious jewels for Spanish whores and alcohol. Unfortunately, the practice had become so widespread and rampant that it caused the eventual collapse of the entire Byzantine Empire, which in turn allowed Portugal to build the largest navy in the world which it used to invade Japan and corner the world market for whale oil. Once the global whale oil market was secure, Portugal was able to turn all it's military might toward the Soviet Union and the rest is... well... history.

Now, that's some funny shit

But do you know why

Are you asking him for the history of satire and comedy? Please say no.

[hawkfan8812]

You should ban yourself for that.

Dis better?