Happy Birthday Evvan

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Happy Birthday Evvan

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Happy Birthday. Hope it's a good one.
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Hope it's a good one.
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Hope it's a good one.
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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 2:42 pm Hope it's a good one.
Hope it's a good one.
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Hope it's a good one.
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Happy B-Day, you vivacious vixen! :partyblower:
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Hope its a good one.
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Hope it's a good one!!! :)





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Stapes wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 4:32 pm Hope it's a good one!!! :)

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JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 2:43 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 2:42 pm Hope it's a good one.
Hope it's a good one.
Hope it's a good one.
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Mtb_man wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 4:59 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 2:43 pm
JackRabbit_Slim wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 2:42 pm Hope it's a good one.
Hope it's a good one.
Hope it's a good one.
Hope it's a good one.
"you have a fine boy there..." CaptGotti
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Hope it's a good one.
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Raising a glass to the zodiac's pleasure-loving Bull

Your inner beauty and charm attracts friends and lovers by the score. Keep reasonable boundaries by sticking close to those you know you can trust.

If you were born on May 13, you have a childlike wonder about you! You see the world in its most natural, innocent, and playful state. It's easy for you to find the joy and excitement in life. This is a wonderful way to be! Just remember to face the challenges that you encounter head-on. Don't look to others, pout in a corner, or get a case of the boo-hoos when life throws a curveball your way. You have all the strength and courage to tackle your own adversities.

At your best: Natural, playful, unrestricted
At your worst: Dependent, erratic, depressed
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Evvanrenea wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 5:39 pm
CaptQuint wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 5:29 pm Raising a glass to the zodiac's pleasure-loving Bull

Your inner beauty and charm attracts friends and lovers by the score. Keep reasonable boundaries by sticking close to those you know you can trust.

If you were born on May 13, you have a childlike wonder about you! You see the world in its most natural, innocent, and playful state. It's easy for you to find the joy and excitement in life. This is a wonderful way to be! Just remember to face the challenges that you encounter head-on. Don't look to others, pout in a corner, or get a case of the boo-hoos when life throws a curveball your way. You have all the strength and courage to tackle your own adversities.

At your best: Natural, playful, unrestricted
At your worst: Dependent, erratic, depressed
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I am always here for you
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Hope it’s a good one.
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Happy birthday, and Happy Mother's day!
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You guys quit hunching my gf's leg!
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May it be a good one...
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A good one it is, I hope.
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Leave the kids at home, grab some cash and go get shitfaced! Happy birthday!
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 2:32 am
Blast wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 am Leave the kids at home, grab some cash and go get shitfaced! Happy birthday!
I’m super sick so honestly going to my moms for dinner was about all I could handle.

Where would I be grabbing this cash you speak of tho
You must be sick to ask that question to this crowd.
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 2:32 am
Blast wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 am Leave the kids at home, grab some cash and go get shitfaced! Happy birthday!
I’m super sick so honestly going to my moms for dinner was about all I could handle.

Where would I be grabbing this cash you speak of tho
I've got no doubt in my mind you wouldn't have to pay for a single drink. Get well and get some rest.
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Happy birthday lady, looks like time is still being kind to you
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Evvanrenea wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 2:32 am
Blast wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 am Leave the kids at home, grab some cash and go get shitfaced! Happy birthday!
I’m super sick so honestly going to my moms for dinner was about all I could handle.

Where would I be grabbing this cash you speak of tho
Happy broke-day.
How broke are you now?
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