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Got a surprise at work

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I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
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Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
Steal all the gold!
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Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
Sounds like you are up moving. Good for you. Congrats. I won't even ask about the behind the scene encounters with the boss behind silk screens.
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Nothing says you've made it like Catalytic Converters!


















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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:11 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
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Platinum no?
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CaptQuint wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:25 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:11 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
Steal all the gold!
Platinum no?
Platinum, palladium, and rhodium.
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:21 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
Sounds like you are up moving. Good for you. Congrats. I won't even ask about the behind the scene encounters with the boss behind silk screens.
Nothing like working in the man camps WTC :lol:
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Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:42 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:25 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:11 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
Steal all the gold!
Platinum no?
Platinum, palladium, and rhodium.
Those are those "Rare elements"? Used in hi-tech? Is China still the main source?
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Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:43 am
WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:21 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
Sounds like you are up moving. Good for you. Congrats. I won't even ask about the behind the scene encounters with the boss behind silk screens.
Nothing like working in the man camps WTC :lol:
:lol: :lol:
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Am I the only one thinking that the surprise was an upper decker?
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WestTexasCrude wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:47 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:42 am
CaptQuint wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:25 am
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:11 am
Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 12:09 am I was asked yesterday if I was interested in running the catalytic converter processing warehouse. It processes all the covers for the entire company. Surprised the fucking hell out of me. More details to come.
Steal all the gold!
Platinum no?
Platinum, palladium, and rhodium.
Those are those "Rare elements"? Used in hi-tech? Is China still the main source?
Precious metals. I've heard a theory that platinum itself isn't native to earth. You're thinking of rare earth elements? No, Russia has good amount of those. They aren't rare as the name implies.
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A cunt is a cunt by any other name.
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When you are the boss, you can make female employees perform sexual favors for future advancement. Especially young interns, as they have a longer career to look forward to. Take advantage of this immediately.
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PimpDaddy wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 4:05 pm When you are the boss, you can make female employees perform sexual favors for future advancement. Especially young interns, as they have a longer career to look forward to. Take advantage of this immediately.
Just be sure to give them a dry cleaning allowance.
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Surprise butt sex?
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Antknot wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 4:17 pm
PimpDaddy wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 4:05 pm When you are the boss, you can make female employees perform sexual favors for future advancement. Especially young interns, as they have a longer career to look forward to. Take advantage of this immediately.
Just be sure to give them a dry cleaning allowance.
And best get rid of the cigar, though it might be a waste to not smoke it first
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Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 5:12 pm Surprise butt sex?
I'm not a lineman, I don't climb on poles.
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Blast wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 7:22 pm
Reservoir Dog wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 5:12 pm Surprise butt sex?
I'm not a lineman, I don't climb on poles.
DOH!!!!!!!!!
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I got the job, offer sheet is coming soon but it should be a nice raise.
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Blast wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:24 pm I got the job, offer sheet is coming soon but it should be a nice raise.
ER is looking for donations.
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megman wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:32 pm
Blast wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:24 pm I got the job, offer sheet is coming soon but it should be a nice raise.
ER is looking for donations.
So is his ex I bet, alimony/child support.
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B-Tender wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:37 pm
megman wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:32 pm
Blast wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:24 pm I got the job, offer sheet is coming soon but it should be a nice raise.
ER is looking for donations.
So is his ex I bet, alimony/child support.
there's no alimony in texas.
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Flumper wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:46 pm
B-Tender wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:37 pm
megman wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:32 pm
Blast wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 9:24 pm I got the job, offer sheet is coming soon but it should be a nice raise.
ER is looking for donations.
So is his ex I bet, alimony/child support.
there's no alimony in texas.
You sure?

https://divorceandyourmoney.com/blogs/alimony-in-texas/
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B-Tender wrote: Thu May 16, 2019 10:10 pm You sure?

https://divorceandyourmoney.com/blogs/alimony-in-texas/
well.....i thought i was.
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