EV appreciation thread
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Looking top notch as always EV. Hope you bless with some more of those hot ass pics. We are due for a goddess hood thread.
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are you going for kid # 4 and I didn't see the memo?
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Jay Z definitely won that last rap battle. Now he's with this babe. For a completely ugly mutha fucka he does alright for himself. I feel sorry for women though. If a woman is ugly or has too many kids from too many men she has limited alternatives. Meanwhile, an ugly guy can make a lot of money and make it for himself.
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Beyonce appreciation thread, since EV no longer has anything going on. Remember this one kids?
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Apparently here is yet another thing that Ev's mates failed to do.
Jay Z/Beyonce, happily married, go figure.

Jay Z/Beyonce, happily married, go figure.
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He regularly gets ass on the side and she's a lezboqueer.
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Well this thread ended exactly as I predicted
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Are you unfamiliar with how this works?
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oh my god!
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That’s an A+ caboose right there
Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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300% chance of ass eating
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Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
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Always playing hard to get...Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.

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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
What about a penis?

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That’s only second base nowadays.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
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But what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
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Important questionCHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:52 pmBut what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
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I'm sure for some of the numbnuts on this board, this probably wouldn't be a deal breaker.Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pm What if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?
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Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pmWhat if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?
Do you have her number?
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Hot!Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:24 pmWhat if a chick were giving you head and her fist accidentally slipped inside of your asshole?CHEEZY17 wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:52 pmBut what if someone just happen to "accidentally" slip down there for a second whilst giving some quality oral?Evvanrenea wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2019 6:36 pm I absolutely detest anyone touching my butthole with their mouth. 0% chance.
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