I dare anyone

[Animal]

I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.

that is as clear as mud. so are you ok now and what was the actually illness? i am still hesitant to make jokes at your expense until i know more.

this is how CTC tells a story. He leaks out little bits of it and then waits for the replies to fill a page, then he adds just a little. we think this posting style is what drove Howie mad.

[pork]

so its dementia?

[Animal]

Soooo, EMS found you on the floor of your room. Were they on the prowl peeking in windows?

And you don't know whether you were unconscious or dead....

You've been brain dead since St. Paddy's Day. 1968.

I am pretty sure that I read that if you are checked into a motel for an extended stay AND you visit a liquor store more than 1 time per week, then you are automatically logged into some kind of a regularly scheduled wellness check. They may even move medical helicopters into the area on standby.

[stonedmegman]

Soooo, EMS found you on the floor of your room. Were they on the prowl peeking in windows?

And you don't know whether you were unconscious or dead....

You've been brain dead since St. Paddy's Day. 1968.

I am pretty sure that I read that if you are checked into a motel for an extended stay AND you visit a liquor store more than 1 time per week, then you are automatically logged into some kind of a regularly scheduled wellness check. They may even move medical helicopters into the area on standby.

Must be. The vagueness and contradictions are what probably threw me for a loop.

[CentralTexasCrude]

I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.

that is as clear as mud. so are you ok now and what was the actually illness? i am still hesitant to make jokes at your expense until i know more.

25 days in the hospital. About half getting ready for surgery and the other half heading toward discharge. I was discharged 3 weeks ago tomorrow. I'm going to miss swimming.

[CentralTexasCrude]

Soooo, EMS found you on the floor of your room. Were they on the prowl peeking in windows?

And you don't know whether you were unconscious or dead....

You've been brain dead since St. Paddy's Day. 1968.

Co-worker checking on me when I failed to show for a couple of beers after work

[Antknot]

I’m still in rehab for my fall in April. Just last week was able to stand and walk with assistance. So imagine having to pee in a diaper and wait for somebody for four or five hours to come and change you. However that only happens with one CNA all the other people seem to be on the ball.

jeez. did you fall off of a roof

No. The best I’ve been able to figure out is that I fell from weakness due to sepsis. Initial hospital visit did not clear out the sepsis. It got worse during the first rehab stent. I had to go back in the hospital that’s straight into ICU with dialysis and a weeks worth of three or four times a day of intervenous antibiotics. That wiped me out took all my strength and I’m slowly rebuilding it.

[pork]

jeez...you both have it pretty fucking rough.

[rule34]

I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.

that is as clear as mud. so are you ok now and what was the actually illness? i am still hesitant to make jokes at your expense until i know more.

25 days in the hospital. About half getting ready for surgery and the other half heading toward discharge. I was discharged 3 weeks ago tomorrow. I'm going to miss swimming.

Guides On How to Clean the Neo-Vaginal After MtF Surgery
Begin Vaginal Douching (5 days After Surgery)

Douching with physiological saline solution (hereinafter: “NaCl”) allows the interior of the vaginal cavity to be cleaned. NaCl is recommended for cleaning all types of wounds as it is compatible with human tissue and poses no risk of damaging it. Since the vagina is made from skin and mucus membrane, small pieces of dead skin will form inside the vaginal cavity, making it essential to continue cleaning it regularly even after the graft is completely healed. Betadine (Povidone-iodine) Betadine is a topical antiseptic that provides infection against a variety of germs that can cause infection in minor cuts, scrapes and burns.

For the first 2 months: Type of water in the bulb: NaCl + BETADINE Frequency: 2 times a day, after your first and last dilations.

After the first 2 months: if you have clear, yellowish or bloody vaginal discharge:
Type of water in the bulb: NaCl + BETADINE

Frequency: 1 or 2 times a day according to the abundance of the discharge. Continue for 2 to 4 weeks following the disappearance of vaginal discharge. Afterward, perform 1 vaginal douche per day with running water.

After the first 2 months: if you have no vaginal discharge
• Type of water in the bulb: lukewarm running water
• Frequency: once per day and for the rest of your life. Instructions from your surgeon: If discharge persists beyond 6 months after surgery, consult your attending physician so that a vaginal exam can be performed.
Follow these steps: Preparation:

Empty your bladder and wash your hands;
Fill the douche reservoir with NaCl mixed Betadine solution. Perform the vaginal douche:
Stand in the shower or over the toilet;
Insert the vaginal tip into your vagina up to a maximum of 3 inches;
Gently squeeze the douche reservoir to empty its contents into the vagina;
Remove the vaginal tip and allow the liquid to flow out;
Wipe from front to back with a clean towel and wash your hands. Clean your equipment:
Wash the douche container and vaginal tip with dish soap and rinse thoroughly with running water;
Leave the container to dry in a clean and dry place.

We strongly advise you to expose your genitals to the open air for at least 15 minutes after douching. Do this until your wounds have completely healed. Understanding the importance of vaginal hygiene, the accumulation of dead skin and poor vaginal hygiene can cause slowing of the healing process as demonstrated below: It is therefore essential to regularly clean the vaginal cavity following removal of the mould and to maintain good vaginal hygiene even if the graft is completely healed.

[B-Tender]

I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.

that is as clear as mud. so are you ok now and what was the actually illness? i am still hesitant to make jokes at your expense until i know more.

25 days in the hospital. About half getting ready for surgery and the other half heading toward discharge. I was discharged 3 weeks ago tomorrow. I'm going to miss swimming.

Guides On How to Clean the Neo-Vaginal After MtF Surgery
Begin Vaginal Douching (5 days After Surgery)

Douching with physiological saline solution (hereinafter: “NaCl”) allows the interior of the vaginal cavity to be cleaned. NaCl is recommended for cleaning all types of wounds as it is compatible with human tissue and poses no risk of damaging it. Since the vagina is made from skin and mucus membrane, small pieces of dead skin will form inside the vaginal cavity, making it essential to continue cleaning it regularly even after the graft is completely healed. Betadine (Povidone-iodine) Betadine is a topical antiseptic that provides infection against a variety of germs that can cause infection in minor cuts, scrapes and burns.

For the first 2 months: Type of water in the bulb: NaCl + BETADINE Frequency: 2 times a day, after your first and last dilations.

After the first 2 months: if you have clear, yellowish or bloody vaginal discharge:
Type of water in the bulb: NaCl + BETADINE

Frequency: 1 or 2 times a day according to the abundance of the discharge. Continue for 2 to 4 weeks following the disappearance of vaginal discharge. Afterward, perform 1 vaginal douche per day with running water.

After the first 2 months: if you have no vaginal discharge
• Type of water in the bulb: lukewarm running water
• Frequency: once per day and for the rest of your life. Instructions from your surgeon: If discharge persists beyond 6 months after surgery, consult your attending physician so that a vaginal exam can be performed.
Follow these steps: Preparation:

Empty your bladder and wash your hands;
Fill the douche reservoir with NaCl mixed Betadine solution. Perform the vaginal douche:
Stand in the shower or over the toilet;
Insert the vaginal tip into your vagina up to a maximum of 3 inches;
Gently squeeze the douche reservoir to empty its contents into the vagina;
Remove the vaginal tip and allow the liquid to flow out;
Wipe from front to back with a clean towel and wash your hands. Clean your equipment:
Wash the douche container and vaginal tip with dish soap and rinse thoroughly with running water;
Leave the container to dry in a clean and dry place.

We strongly advise you to expose your genitals to the open air for at least 15 minutes after douching. Do this until your wounds have completely healed. Understanding the importance of vaginal hygiene, the accumulation of dead skin and poor vaginal hygiene can cause slowing of the healing process as demonstrated below: It is therefore essential to regularly clean the vaginal cavity following removal of the mould and to maintain good vaginal hygiene even if the graft is completely healed.

lol, nice.

[Reservoir Dog]

I was roughhousing with my dog last week and she scratched my left forearm.

I really hurt.

[Reservoir Dog]

I've been pretty sick for well over a year but have been able to work through it. I started phase 1 of my annual oil field job (pretty intense physical labor, much less the heat) the first week in May. It's timed- I have to be done with all the 350 plus wells by the last day in June. Really struggling down the stretch. Got to Monday June 26th- had my annual helper coming in 2 days later to wrap it all up. Don't remember anything about it- either the drive in or anything about working that day. That night EMS found me collapsed/ unconscious/ dead flat lined on my motel floor. Revived and put on a helicopter and flown to the main hospital in Lubbock. And there my fun began.

that is as clear as mud. so are you ok now and what was the actually illness? i am still hesitant to make jokes at your expense until i know more.

this is how CTC tells a story. He leaks out little bits of it and then waits for the replies to fill a page, then he adds just a little. we think this posting style is what drove Howie mad.

And there's always a cliffhanger at the end like... "I'm going to miss swimming".

[Animal]

let's try to figure out what the "i'm going to miss swimming" line means.

I am going to guess he had his lungs removed.

[Geist]

let's try to figure out what the "i'm going to miss swimming" line means.

I am going to guess he had his lungs removed.

He's still sucking the air out of the room.

[Reservoir Dog]

let's try to figure out what the "i'm going to miss swimming" line means.

I am going to guess he had his lungs removed.

He's a quadriplegic now.

[Animal]

maybe his all-timers has progressed to the point that he can't remember swimming after he comes back from the pool.

[Burn1dwn]

To say or prove that you've had a worst Summer (actually going back to late last year but that's another story) than I have in the last 7 weeks. Ugly, ugly ugly. Worst ever.

I didn't know you were a Mets fan too.

Fuck you

I figured that would get me another board warning.

[saltydog]

How's that lovely local Texas healthcare system working?

[Ricrude]

Y'all think your shit is bad. I belong to this internet forum of candy asses who know little about civil rights, fawned over this schnura with big tits but not much else, is run by a few that get their knickers all full of caca when they dont like something or someone, despite that persons sincerest efforts! I don't know what to do with this group of miscreants, but I sure know its fun to penetrate their epidermis and makem itch. Can you recommend some sort of remedial action? I'm at the end of my rope with these.......um.......people.

Fuck yeah! I made the miscreant list!

[saltydog]

Y'all think your shit is bad. I belong to this internet forum of candy asses who know little about civil rights, fawned over this schnura with big tits but not much else, is run by a few that get their knickers all full of caca when they dont like something or someone, despite that persons sincerest efforts! I don't know what to do with this group of miscreants, but I sure know its fun to penetrate their epidermis and makem itch. Can you recommend some sort of remedial action? I'm at the end of my rope with these.......um.......people.

Fuck yeah! I made the miscreant list!

Congrats on graduating from being just a plain creant.

[Ricrude]

Y'all think your shit is bad. I belong to this internet forum of candy asses who know little about civil rights, fawned over this schnura with big tits but not much else, is run by a few that get their knickers all full of caca when they dont like something or someone, despite that persons sincerest efforts! I don't know what to do with this group of miscreants, but I sure know its fun to penetrate their epidermis and makem itch. Can you recommend some sort of remedial action? I'm at the end of my rope with these.......um.......people.

Fuck yeah! I made the miscreant list!

Congrats on graduating from being just a plain creant.

Ur welocme!

[pork]

let's try to figure out what the "i'm going to miss swimming" line means.

I am going to guess he had his lungs removed.

got his breast implants removed so he cant float anymore.

[stonedmegman]

maybe his all-timers has progressed to the point that he can't remember swimming after he comes back from the pool.

He flashed his pistola at the wrong person.

[Blast]

maybe his all-timers has progressed to the point that he can't remember swimming after he comes back from the pool.

He flashed his pistola at the wrong person.

They never would have noticed it. Too small of a caliber.

[rule34]

let's try to figure out what the "i'm going to miss swimming" line means.

I am going to guess he had his lungs removed.

Finally got his web feet fixed.